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Larkson9999 t1_jb31cf0 wrote
Reply to Cow killer deemed to rot in hell as many years as there are hairs upon his body: Allahabad High Court by Change_petition
So shave before death, gotcha.
Bokbreath t1_jb31a6o wrote
Reply to Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
That's just wife swapping with extra steps
JerGigs t1_jb2zxrq wrote
Reply to comment by chopstyks in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Even Hulksters need help, brother!
mrdeezy t1_jb2yc2g wrote
They eventually become litter, and are useless. I don’t see a problem with it.
bretto2004 t1_jb2xpvq wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
They lit it on fire anyway, just to be sure.
LiesInRuins t1_jb2uu8h wrote
Reply to comment by kmoonster in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
This is the first time where I’ve seen multiple calamitous train derailments in my lifetime in the span of a few weeks.
meggarox t1_jb2ta5t wrote
Reply to Cow killer deemed to rot in hell as many years as there are hairs upon his body: Allahabad High Court by Change_petition
Approximately 5 million years in hell.
To be fair, murdering an animal is a heinous act. Hunting and farming are definitely not as morally reprehensible, but outright murder?
If there is a God, it will know your intentions surely, and you will be damned for giving in to killing intent. It's not for a court to decide, they should just imprison you for being a murderous danger to all that is civilized. Your eternal judgment ought to come after.
kmoonster t1_jb2rxqy wrote
Reply to comment by Personal_Problems_99 in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
It was a headline a few days ago, it should still pop up near the top of you search your normal news source
kmoonster t1_jb2rrp9 wrote
Reply to comment by LiesInRuins in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Derailment is fairly common, but usually not major ones like this. There are several a week nationwide but most are just one or two wheel sets skipping and having to be set back on the track with a special crane truck. Not sure where this one falls on the scale.
JensenWench t1_jb2r5fr wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
My old hometown. SMDH.
EatSleepJeep t1_jb2q9h9 wrote
Reply to comment by tbarron7 in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
They said the first one wasn't hazardous either...
sexybimbogf t1_jb2p6sy wrote
it was a loose seal 🦭
jBreitenbach30 t1_jb2p5mj wrote
Reply to comment by OldBob10 in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
The democrat party the party of child molestation, drinking the blood of children, trafficking children, racism, corruption, spreading fake news cuz they don’t want anyone to know they’re the evil Nazi’s of today! The party of allowing men in women’s sports and not even knowing what the definition of a women is and that there’s only 2 genders. Not these mentally ill dumb fucks who think they can be whatever gender they want. So everything you said is false but go figure since you clearly are one of those brainwashed sheep. Also the democrat party the party of not giving a shit about the country you’re supposed to be in charge of. They’re owned by China. They’re hell bent on destroying our country all they want is a communist country where we the people have to rely on government handouts. Open your eyes and look at the destruction of our country in the last 2 years. All from failed bullshit whackass liberal policies. The list goes on and on but it all boils down to democrats today are fucking evil pieces of shit!!
baddada1 t1_jb2oyal wrote
Reply to comment by smaartypants in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
But that costs money. Think of the profits will ya.
SurlyShirley t1_jb2nnda wrote
Reply to comment by explosivelydehiscent in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
I think every state has a Springfield, so the legend of "somewhere outside Cleveland" applies universally.
HarryHacker42 t1_jb2mk7q wrote
A tent was pitched so many service members could pitch a tent with their member.
Dishonorable Discharges not allowed inside.
explosivelydehiscent t1_jb2lpcl wrote
Reply to comment by budd222 in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
That's a testament to Cleveland's bad luck stench.
Youareobscure t1_jb2llmv wrote
Reply to comment by rood_sandstorm in Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
Did they say they were a fan of him?
Personal_Problems_99 t1_jb2lhyf wrote
Reply to comment by Kingcrackerjap in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Is this true? Please give me a source on this so I can look at it.
Personal_Problems_99 t1_jb2ld9u wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Homer Simpson strikes again!
BowwwwBallll t1_jb2k1sk wrote
Reply to comment by huntimir151 in Call for Left Wing Unity Causes Division by HereHaveAQuiz
I blame O’Bama.
Bear1375 t1_jb2ihc4 wrote
Splitters!
NorthImpossible8906 t1_jb2heyq wrote
"pitched a tent"
prefer-to-stay-anon t1_jb2hdi4 wrote
Reply to comment by beerbaconblowjob in Why so many Americans lose weight after traveling to Europe by DangerStranger138
The no personal responsibility thing is so funny to me, because articles like this show demonstrably that societal changes can create massive differences in outcomes.
Differences in food culture, walkability, having more free time where you are interacting with the world, they all make significant differences in the outcome of healthy weight.
Sure, personal responsibility does matter, I lost 50 pounds when I needed to, but on a population level, forcing systemic change is far easier than just wishing people would be better. In Europe, people get exercise through the gym of life, here, we take our car from garage to parking lot because there aren't safe and comfortable sidewalks and bike paths. That difference matters.
Savage_low2 t1_jb31rcm wrote
Reply to comment by huntimir151 in Call for Left Wing Unity Causes Division by HereHaveAQuiz
That’s the fun part; the US doesn’t have a left