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BillTowne t1_jb23r52 wrote
Reply to comment by Kailaylia in Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
Get your Republican Sex scandal Score card here.
Can't kept track without a score cared.
davisdilf t1_jb23q6e wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Well no hazardous materials on board after the train fell over, obviously
BillTowne t1_jb23dnu wrote
Reply to comment by questionablecomment_ in Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
Do you like beer? Do you!
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-- my best Kavanaugh impression.
Zren8989 t1_jb22mi2 wrote
Reply to comment by BardicSense in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Oh that was just the first one that came up. Here's another https://abcnews.go.com/US/killed-lirr-train-crash-derailment-york/story?id=61342237 would you like more or...?
StaMike t1_jb21k1n wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Apparently, Norfolk Southern only goes to Ohio.
BardicSense t1_jb218bm wrote
Reply to comment by Zren8989 in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Of course you find the one article....
SellDonutsAtMyDoor t1_jb20lol wrote
Reply to comment by Darzok in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
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Darzok t1_jb1zdqn wrote
Reply to comment by SellDonutsAtMyDoor in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
I only put as much work in to my reply as you did if you have a problem maybe before you reply you think about the problem first.
BroForceOne t1_jb1z78e wrote
TLDR: A trip to Europe typically involves a lot of walking.
SellDonutsAtMyDoor t1_jb1yrg0 wrote
Reply to comment by Darzok in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
Wow, thanks. What a constructive and nuanced response.
Darzok t1_jb1ymrl wrote
Reply to comment by SellDonutsAtMyDoor in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
You do not understand the problem enough to make a comment like that as if you did you would not make it.
Odusei t1_jb1xzon wrote
Reply to comment by Seantwist9 in Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
The illness doesn’t exist.
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_jb1xrs1 wrote
Not even if it involves pizza?
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_jb1x634 wrote
Reply to comment by icanucan in Seaside California City Bans Balloons in Public by thirdwheelforever
6-figure income not necessary for r/vanlife.
skyfishgoo t1_jb1vprr wrote
Reply to comment by Kingcrackerjap in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
look, no hazardous materials listed on this here piece of paper i just had printed for this very occasion.
nope, no hazardous materials to be fou...
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icanucan t1_jb1vot4 wrote
Ah, Laguna Beach:
A picturesque and authentic surf village where you can still pursue the original hippy-surfer dream...with the prerequisite, 6-figure income.
skyfishgoo t1_jb1v3oe wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
"railway company says"
good job failing journalism 101
maybe go ask someone else, ffs.
lasershot0791 t1_jb1uqs4 wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Again?! These company needs to be banned
Turbulent_Aioli854 t1_jb1tuqf wrote
Reply to comment by wtfsafrush in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Something like this happens in the movie Event Horizon.
scientology-embracer t1_jb1thoe wrote
Reply to comment by uniqualykerd in Cow killer deemed to rot in hell as many years as there are hairs upon his body: Allahabad High Court by Change_petition
Because this seems like it is straight out of r/MemriTvMemes
BardicSense t1_jb1roga wrote
Reply to comment by OldBob10 in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
And dont complain if you get back a different set of lungs.
BardicSense t1_jb1rfnt wrote
Reply to comment by Zren8989 in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
They'd never have derailed up here in NY state, I can tell you that for a certainty!
Ohio just gives off massive "derail your train here" vibes.
smaartypants t1_jb1qxoe wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
It’s time to fix the tracks.
BanatAt500k t1_jb2444h wrote
Reply to Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
His mugshot looks like a tno portrait