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Raistline1 t1_jb1qhsv wrote
At least he broke the seal's leg
The3rdLetter t1_jb1q1kq wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Derailments happen all the time, but because clicks make money the media will run with every instance they can find… they do this with literally every single topic imaginable…oh and that one article about carrots being good this year was probably paid for.
Zren8989 t1_jb1p21u wrote
Reply to comment by HollowRacoon in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Norfolk Southern* it's not like Ohio is the culprit here!
rood_sandstorm t1_jb1p0pv wrote
Reply to comment by yeaphatband in Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
Did President Clinton set the precedent when he didn’t resign
RiskHour2275 t1_jb1olhg wrote
Reply to comment by blackbeautybyseven in Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
The article says he is a Democrat.
midevilman2020 t1_jb1ocyi wrote
Reply to comment by BuckNutley in Karens unite to say comedy show with their namesake takes joke too far by ruinawish
Spot on. Shits old.
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_jb1n6ko wrote
Reply to comment by A-very-stable-genius in Boy who slept in a tent for 3 years is finally coming inside by -ImYourHuckleberry-
Why did 15 nurses need a 10-year-old boy to sleep in a tent for 3 years in order to have their salaries paid? Were these volunteer nurses suffering and starving until some little boy could raise enough money to pay them for the work they're doing at the hospital?
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Reply to comment by GordonShumway257 in Toronto chef spends 2 years creating McDonald’s newest burger by DoubtSlow
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JiminyDickish t1_jb1m7tz wrote
Reply to comment by tbarron7 in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Mitigate? I think you mean minimize
34Dell17 t1_jb1kvry wrote
Reply to comment by Baliverbes in Call for Left Wing Unity Causes Division by HereHaveAQuiz
Clear The Lobby!!!
Er, wait, wrong island
SiegelGT t1_jb1jdfc wrote
Reply to comment by OldBob10 in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Depends on what decade they were there I'd say. My guess is their PD or the fact that there is nothing to do there. Maybe she hates Cameron from Ferris Bueller. Idk.
yuligan t1_jb1hea4 wrote
The right wing is dedicated to the class interests of the bourgeoisie, they just want to maintain the current system by ensuring division amongst the workers and preventing any and all unionisation.The left wing on the other hand is saddled with the problem of actually changing things for the majority of humanity.
The more centrist leftwingers do all right, they barely want to change anything: Labour Leader Keir Starmer has gone back on his election promises to keep the party left wing. Thanks to incredible Tory incompetence over the past decade he has a good shot at PM next election (assuming that the voter ID laws aimed at preventing people more likely to vote left wing don't get rolled out permenantly).
The social democrats who want to modify capitalism to help the poor slightly are fought tooth and nail and have insults hurled at them from every direction for any little thing. There was a study by the LSE done that showed 75% of the reporting on Jeremy Corbyn lied about him, not 50% as you might expect from some left-right divide, but 75%!
Actual communists? Enemies of the state at home and abroad, to be killed in droves whenever possible. Organise military coups to put fascists in power so they can deal with them for us.
These different groups can't work together because they all want radically different things. This sort of left unity is impossible, PBP is a social democratic group and the centrists in Social Democrats (confusing I know) would rather work with right wingers than them.
definitelyjoking t1_jb1hc43 wrote
Reply to comment by skaliton in Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
Sure doesn't sound like it so far.
OldBob10 t1_jb1gzqy wrote
Reply to comment by CameoAmalthea in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
No, because that would be a bad thing for the callous railroad executives and their billionaire investors socialism.
OldBob10 t1_jb1grup wrote
Reply to comment by Ristar87 in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Just slap a new canister in your gas mask and keep goin’. Livin’ the dream!!! 🙄
onairmastering t1_jb1gkui wrote
Reply to comment by taptapper in Brazilian favela ‘shack’ wins ‘house of the year’ award by TheHiveminder
"you got money, you die" culture. In Colombia you can't have nice things, have to look over your shoulder all the time, it's insane.
OldBob10 t1_jb1gig0 wrote
Reply to comment by NetDork in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Welcome to Ohio. Please check your lungs at the door.
OldBob10 t1_jb1fs2h wrote
Reply to comment by thewallyp in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Todays Republican Party - the party of athlete abusers, failed hairdressers, and under-aged hooker bangers.
OldBob10 t1_jb1fblf wrote
Reply to comment by SiegelGT in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
My mother hated Parma. Never understood why. ???
OldBob10 t1_jb1f7sq wrote
Reply to comment by The_Name_I_Chose_ in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Shhh - quiet - he’s on a roll…
OldBob10 t1_jb1f392 wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
“…railway company says…” 🧐
spectre_ertceps t1_jb1eg2y wrote
The US is the only place I've been outside of Europe and it was the best food I ever had in my entire life. Everything except the milk (which tasted like melted butter and ice cream blended together) and the desserts (which tasted like warm solidified pepsi or sprite or fanta... but sweeter
BuskyPockets t1_jb1e8uz wrote
Reply to comment by Sands43 in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
I think y’all crazy for thinking it could be perfect though. Do you realize how many trains are moving a day? Just likes cars, yes we wish there were NO accidents ever. But it’s be highly unrealistic to think that could actually happen
Fake_William_Shatner t1_jb1duft wrote
"I had to punch you after you suggested we show some civility."
ceramikid t1_jb1qrai wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Yeah. It’s not “hazardous”. Just don’t breathe it in.