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taptapper t1_jb1ch0t wrote
Reply to comment by onairmastering in Brazilian favela ‘shack’ wins ‘house of the year’ award by TheHiveminder
Why would he be dead?
Ansible42 t1_jb1c68n wrote
Moved to Germany at 18, started drinking beer. Still lost 10 kg.
B00LEAN_RADLEY t1_jb1ba9y wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Flagged repost! /s
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Ristar87 t1_jb183x4 wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Well, that's good. Basically 10 mins from me and I don't really want to deal with poison gasses this week.
Sands43 t1_jb176fz wrote
Reply to comment by tuctrohs in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
It was too high before and it’s too high now.
SiegelGT t1_jb16fk7 wrote
Reply to comment by Arigato_MrRoboto in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Agent orange and sarin gas on day 3.
SiegelGT t1_jb165bm wrote
Reply to comment by explosivelydehiscent in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
That's just Parma. We don't talk about Parma.
SellDonutsAtMyDoor t1_jb15pjc wrote
Reply to comment by xcs4me in Call for Left Wing Unity Causes Division by HereHaveAQuiz
And then, when it becomes clear that their issues are hot air and that they've done untold damage while everyone was distracted, they pile all of the responsibility onto the outgoing leader and say the new one will be different (again).
Jonny_Thundergun t1_jb15fzb wrote
Reply to comment by The_Name_I_Chose_ in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Depends on whether you consider more than four hours away outside of. It's all relative.
The_Name_I_Chose_ t1_jb153lr wrote
Reply to comment by Jonny_Thundergun in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Isn't everywhere else in Ohio considered outside of Cleveland?
alfazulu1 t1_jb14mxk wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
No hazardous materials, wink wink
tigerCELL t1_jb14dzr wrote
Reply to comment by Arigato_MrRoboto in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
It's okay now though, we burned it all off already.
xcs4me t1_jb142hj wrote
That's the reality of trying to actually fix real problems. People have different ideas and solutions. The right invents fake issues to achieve the solutions they want which is how they stay on the same page on most things.
Bumm_by_Design t1_jb13vx7 wrote
Reply to Wedding venue owner waves gun at guests, reportedly due to time dispute; 2 arrested by JAlbert653
Bridezilla vs Venue Kong
Bumm_by_Design t1_jb13l64 wrote
Reply to comment by a_pinch_of_sarcasm in Surfer attacked by seal, breaks leg, too tall for air ambulance by losimagic
You folks should run for mayor.
OneLongjumping4022 t1_jb133qo wrote
Reply to comment by vascop_ in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
If only they would agree with everyone else that corporate profits come before planet death. I mean, kids are horrible little beasts, and your great-grandchildren will taste nummy. They'll be so happy you stood up for faceless corporations over your heroic fellowmen.
But hey, protesting out loud while wearing breasts! Get the scolds bridle! Oh, right, the judge already put that on them.
ThisIsGooseV2 t1_jb12pps wrote
Reply to Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
Wasn't this the whole premise in a Better of Ted episode?
mt8675309 t1_jb12mrj wrote
Reply to Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
He’s learned how to duck from Republicans evidently.
a_pinch_of_sarcasm t1_jb11gl8 wrote
Reply to comment by DeerDiarrhea in Surfer attacked by seal, breaks leg, too tall for air ambulance by losimagic
Just wait until the Canada goose Air Force joins the attack.
Ok_Solution_7985 t1_jb1d8ul wrote
Reply to comment by pplant in Surfer attacked by seal, breaks leg, too tall for air ambulance by losimagic
Watch out for those Lucilles!