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Jeraimee t1_jb114uj wrote
This guy's day... Oof
Kingcrackerjap t1_jb10qj0 wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
US railworkers were ordered to stop safety inspections altogether after the east palestine ohio derailment. Because that makes a lot of sense.
Llenette1 t1_jb10alv wrote
Maybe they're just "one of the good ones".
Rickshmitt t1_jb10632 wrote
Reply to comment by MaudeThickett in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Runaway train, never goin back, wrong way on a one-way track
GetlostMaps t1_jb0zzau wrote
Reply to comment by pplant in Surfer attacked by seal, breaks leg, too tall for air ambulance by losimagic
Was he dressed like a crayon?
GetlostMaps t1_jb0zjyl wrote
Reply to comment by Baliverbes in Call for Left Wing Unity Causes Division by HereHaveAQuiz
You, sir, are a genius
NetDork t1_jb0zbz4 wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Ah shit, here we go again.
Jonny_Thundergun t1_jb0z8o9 wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Well sure, no hazardous materials onboard... Anymore.
Jonny_Thundergun t1_jb0z5iq wrote
Reply to comment by explosivelydehiscent in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Aside from it being on the opposite side of the state from Cleveland, this is pretty spot on.
victordudu t1_jb0yrul wrote
always, sadly.
guys, have a good fight and settle things.
-Fateless- t1_jb0ymsa wrote
Iconic.
Fanwhip t1_jb0ye9i wrote
Reply to comment by craybest in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
Look at anti abortionists.
"our god says they are evil so we destroyed the thing bringing evil here"
Anyone who shares the same religion would/should go "they didn't do anything wrong"
The crime was "firebombing a building and destroying property of the owner"
Not "Was the religion's beliefs so strong they had the right to destroy a building and shouldn't be held accountable"
If we allowed the argument " I did what i thought needed to be done" and that was all that was needed to be guilty/not guilty. I cant imagine the amount of folks that could or would be set free.
"My body said it was natural to take what i want from them"
"I didnt like them any my brain said i should get rid of them"
"I wanted it so i made them give it to me"
None of those should be a viable defense to committing a crime.
crorse t1_jb0xoq4 wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
The last train wasn't considered hazardous materials either
tuctrohs t1_jb0xnjd wrote
Reply to comment by EzeakioDarmey in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Thanks, yes, I didn't mean to imply we should be OK with it!
DeerDiarrhea t1_jb0xj8y wrote
Reply to comment by pplant in Surfer attacked by seal, breaks leg, too tall for air ambulance by losimagic
The Army/Navy rivalry runs deep.
EzeakioDarmey t1_jb0xed1 wrote
Reply to comment by tuctrohs in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
And that number is WAY higher than anyone should be comfortable with.
EzeakioDarmey t1_jb0xamv wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Understandably, we're less than likely to take their word for it.
pastamistic t1_jb0x5hk wrote
Reply to comment by pplant in Surfer attacked by seal, breaks leg, too tall for air ambulance by losimagic
A veteran with multiple awards from the army no less.
UnfinishedProjects t1_jb0w5xk wrote
Reply to comment by escape1979uk in Boy who slept in a tent for 3 years is finally coming inside by -ImYourHuckleberry-
For some reason the old people don't give a fuck so the young people have to fix everything now.
Riptide360 t1_jb0vnqf wrote
Any evidence of the seal? Hope they aren’t being blamed to add hype to what would be a regular board vs body accident.
Baliverbes t1_jb0uvdw wrote
Try calling for division
MaudeThickett t1_jb0utay wrote
Reply to comment by explosivelydehiscent in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Rail line of broken dreams.
chopstyks t1_jb0ub55 wrote
Reply to comment by thewallyp in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
>abused wrestlers
I've often wondered why I occasionally see Hulk Hogan at my therapist's office.
_SKEMaster15 t1_jb0u44j wrote
Reply to comment by mcwobby in Toronto chef spends 2 years creating McDonald’s newest burger by DoubtSlow
If that’s the case it should have maple syrup on it too
CameoAmalthea t1_jb11cko wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Can the government just take over the railroad industry and build and maintain the tracks and regulate the trains?