He should resign. No doubt about it.

Where the hell is Jim Jordan? Should he be representing Ohio or is it like abused wrestlers, just another thing to look away from?

>Like how America’s eggs are frozen because they’re sprayed with stuff to keep them fresh longer but in Europe they’re not refrigerated.

Sorry, but this is just wrong. American eggs are refrigerated because they're washed after coming out of the chicken (yay factory farming!), and washing removes the protective cuticle that keeps out bacteria from the egg. In Europe, where they don't wash the egg after it comes out of the chicken, the egg can be stored at room temperature with no problems.

the left is coming to take your treadmills 😡😡😡

Thank Vishnu I have alopecia.

Inspirational

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You're right that "people can't afford healthy food," but not in the way you think. The less that is done to a food, the cheaper it is. That's why boneless chicken thighs are more expensive than bone-in legs, and the fried version even more so. Grains, veggies, whole fruits, etc, are much cheaper than sugared cereals, fruit juices, and prepackaged meals. The New York Times did a comparison several years ago that came to this point.

However, because less has been done to the food, you have to spend more time cooking it. And time is exactly what most low-income people don't have enough of. Time is the most costly ingredient in making healthy meals, and paradoxically, the more money you have the more time you can buy. You also have to buy smaller quantities of fresh food more frequently, rather than a large quantity of packaged or processed food that will keep for longer. Given that American cities are designed such that you can't just walk to the store to pick up what you need, but must instead drive and spend time in traffic just to go get groceries, people (especially those struggling with their finances) are incentivized to make fewer grocery trips, and thus to seek out the packaged and processed foods that allow them to do so.

News outlet summarizes a McDonald’s press release 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Seals are DANGEROUS, BEWARE.

A while back I saw a documentary about a army veteran and amateur cartographer Buster Bluth whose hand was bitten off by a seal!

Are there treatment centers for Republicanism?

This is not Onionesque, this is posting garbage for no good reason other than attention.

Its not the first time someone tried to move through Ohio with big dreams of far off destinations only to get bogged down and make a train wreck of their life somewhere outside Cleveland.

So the creepy uncle finally left huh.

Lock him up

If they would have just broken the other leg, he would have been very foldable.

Definitely going to be a lot of years.

Here, here.

Even broken, you'd think they could just fold him up a bit

If he had been attacked by a shark, his legs would be shorter and he would have fit.

He's a Republican. Everyone knew that before reading the article for a reason.

Great - now do rapists.

This is one of those few times where Republicans get to watch Democrats say to fire a Democrat. Why? Because the guy is a scum bag and, like Democrats have been saying, shitty people need to be held accountable.

Democrat, but I can see why you'd think it's a republican off the bat. But a republican wouldn't admit he has a problem, his voters would cheer him on.