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CatchingRays t1_jb0l9ke wrote
Reply to Wedding venue owner waves gun at guests, reportedly due to time dispute; 2 arrested by JAlbert653
Al Queda & Y'all Queda are getting closer and closer every day. Won't be long before we see videos of everyone shooting their guns in the air at the wedding.
Keregi t1_jb0kzh2 wrote
Smaller food portions and more walking/activity. It has nothing to do with food additives.
squarepeg0000 t1_jb0krf5 wrote
Reply to Wedding venue owner waves gun at guests, reportedly due to time dispute; 2 arrested by JAlbert653
Is it Mara Lago?
bolteon593 t1_jb0kq4r wrote
Reply to comment by tuctrohs in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
There are actually an average of 3 per day…
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4.65!
JamalBall435 t1_jb0kote wrote
Reply to Wedding venue owner waves gun at guests, reportedly due to time dispute; 2 arrested by JAlbert653
A south Florida wedding without at least 3 arrests is considered a dull affair
Law_Student t1_jb0kk0l wrote
Reply to comment by craybest in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
I suppose I can make two arguments on behalf of the way things are done.
First, the jury's role is to establish whether or not the defendant is guilty of the criminal act as defined by the statute. Did the defendant commit the crime, yes or no? Someone's reasons, in a case like this, don't really change whether they did the crime or not. They're superfluous to the limited question at hand.
Sentencing is the part where we worry about how much someone deserves to be punished for committing the crime, so mitigating factors are relevant there.
Second, it might be dangerous to the justice system's impartiality and effectiveness to allow a jury to consider other factors when they come to a decision about guilt. The laws are supposed to apply equally to everyone. If juries start carving out unpredictable exceptions based on how sympathetic they feel a particular defendant is, then the application of justice might become very unequal. For example, young black men stereotyped as hoodlums might be treated much more harshly than young, attractive white women who have different, more positive stereotypes. (Indeed, that sort of bias is already a problem even with the current system.)
supersarney t1_jb0kjgh wrote
Reply to comment by jljonsn in Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
No, that was LAST year’s scandal
He_who_naps t1_jb0k50c wrote
Reply to Cow killer deemed to rot in hell as many years as there are hairs upon his body: Allahabad High Court by Change_petition
Uh.... Nobody show them a McDonald's pattie factory
MrmmphMrmmph t1_jb0jvuo wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
This time. Just wanted you to know we can do this all day if you don’t shut your yaps.
Fondacey t1_jb0jc9a wrote
Reply to Wedding venue owner waves gun at guests, reportedly due to time dispute; 2 arrested by JAlbert653
This is the norm in FL nowadays. It's also the reason I will not allow my son to go to any college/university in FL.
tuctrohs t1_jb0j6uh wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
There are >1000 derailments a year in the US.
HollowRacoon t1_jb0iw0r wrote
Reply to Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
Damn Ohio can you chill for a second
Entropy_dealer t1_jb0inpa wrote
Reply to Wedding venue owner waves gun at guests, reportedly due to time dispute; 2 arrested by JAlbert653
Ja Morant is everywhere.
Bestihlmyhart t1_jb0imhe wrote
Reply to comment by uniqualykerd in Cow killer deemed to rot in hell as many years as there are hairs upon his body: Allahabad High Court by Change_petition
religion over sense is the onion
A-very-stable-genius t1_jb0idcg wrote
Reply to comment by Van_GOOOOOUGH in Boy who slept in a tent for 3 years is finally coming inside by -ImYourHuckleberry-
You really can’t grasp how fundraisers work?
craybest t1_jb0ic6u wrote
Reply to comment by Law_Student in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
Why shouldn't the jury know the intent of the person though? What's wrong about considering all sides in that part if the process?
ooone-orkye t1_jb0i4mh wrote
Reply to Wedding venue owner waves gun at guests, reportedly due to time dispute; 2 arrested by JAlbert653
Totally missed the word “gun” the first 3 times I read the headline.
Like, ok, the venue owner waved at the guests, … so what?
MmmmmmmBier t1_jb0i0p8 wrote
It’s our food additives. I lived in Europe for 10 years, and when we returned, a lot of the foods we “craved” just didn’t taste good anymore. We could taste the chemicals used to process our foods. Also most meals you order in Europe come with a salad, giving you a balanced meal where here in the states you get meat and potatoes, and twice the amount you should be eating in the first place.
Moneia t1_jb0hrl0 wrote
Reply to comment by IgnoreIfOffended in Why so many Americans lose weight after traveling to Europe by DangerStranger138
You see that a lot in cheap UK pubs, people associate 'good value' with 'Huge portions of chips (fries)
Law_Student t1_jb0hn3q wrote
Reply to comment by craybest in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
It will come up in sentencing. The judge is allowed to take it into account then. The jury can't, though, when deciding on guilt.
In this particular case the defendants essentially committed a crime against the court when they were ordered not to bring up the reason in the "are you guilty or not?" phase of the trial, and then did it anyway.
emmasdad01 t1_jb0haes wrote
Reply to Wedding venue owner waves gun at guests, reportedly due to time dispute; 2 arrested by JAlbert653
Totally reasonable reaction.
Calamitous_Stars t1_jb0g9o6 wrote
Reply to comment by Arigato_MrRoboto in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
We're really living in that type of future though- it's both impressive and scary
craybest t1_jb0g4rn wrote
Reply to comment by Law_Student in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
And the entirety of the circumstances should obviously also include their intent and reasoning. It's absolutely nonsense it isn't.
Mod_Accountability t1_jb0g1fy wrote
Reply to comment by BuckNutley in Karens unite to say comedy show with their namesake takes joke too far by ruinawish
> To me, "Karen" has just become a PC way of calling a woman a bitch...
Pretty much. That doesn't mean anyone named Karen is a bitch though.
jortzin t1_jb0ld4r wrote
Reply to comment by MarsJust in Why so many Americans lose weight after traveling to Europe by DangerStranger138
I think they are referring to Europe not the US. In Germany it's not uncommon for breakfast to consist of meat and cheeses on different kinds of rolls. Edit: rereading, it's clear they're referring to the US.