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Icy_Mousse_4144 t1_jazgv21 wrote
He’s practicing for his trip to skid row
skaliton t1_jazgo5l wrote
Reply to Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
Somehow I'm sure without looking we know (R) is next to his name. The party of drunken rapists, pedophiles, barely literate cultists....just a normal day where they are caught and their base will vote for them next time anyway
sharksnut t1_jazgbu9 wrote
Reply to comment by jljonsn in Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
Nope.
Didn't read the article, right?
Affectionate_Most_64 t1_jazfmeh wrote
Reply to comment by Van_GOOOOOUGH in Boy who slept in a tent for 3 years is finally coming inside by -ImYourHuckleberry-
Holy crap are you an asshat
Ok_Helicopter4276 t1_jazevu7 wrote
Reply to comment by guy30000 in Why so many Americans lose weight after traveling to Europe by DangerStranger138
Well their idea of breakfast is deli meats. So yeah skipping meals tends to cut some calories.
GrandmaPoses t1_jazccfg wrote
Reply to comment by MrNavinJohnson in An American walked her pet cow in Moscow's Red Square. Spoiler alert: Trouble ensued by kangarooturd
Sadly the cow fell from a ninth floor window in an apparent suicide.
Hot-Ad-6967 t1_jazbe14 wrote
Reply to comment by KingRobotPrince in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
The judge is personality martyring them and may cause other people to follow them.
Plumbanddumb t1_jazahre wrote
Reply to comment by Responsible_Meet_528 in Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
On the taxpayers dime.
KingRobotPrince t1_jazaalj wrote
Reply to comment by Hot-Ad-6967 in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
Sure, they obviously know what is going on, but the court doesn't want the defendants putting on a lecture on how bad climate change is and how we need to act now or they had no choice but to do what they did.
There is no "not guilty based on climate change". And nor should there be.
DamnBunny t1_jaz9i1u wrote
Reply to Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
Isn't that what the monkey did in South Park?
birdsonly t1_jaz8hmi wrote
Reply to comment by Seantwist9 in Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
Weird how people are downvoting you. This guy is awful but it doesn’t change the fact that this does in fact stem from illness, trauma, a combination of both.
boersc t1_jaz8d86 wrote
For me (Dutch) , it was the same when I visited China. No fast food, lots of activities, and weightloss was enormous in just 3 weeks.
jljonsn t1_jaz85ie wrote
Reply to Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
Republican right?
boersc t1_jaz84lb wrote
Reply to comment by GrandmaPoses in Why so many Americans lose weight after traveling to Europe by DangerStranger138
The healthy part is only half the story. Portion size is at least equally as important.
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_jaz7mcz wrote
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How does the act of sleeping in a tent earn money? Since when does anyone give a fuck when a kid sleeps in a tent? Let alone shower him with money?
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Who gave him authorization to camp out in front of London Zoo, Ten Downing Street, Twickenham Rugby Stadium? And did his parents stay with him while he slept out there in front of these huge public venues?
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"Max has directly funded 15 nurses for a whole year"? What does that mean? He's paying nurses' salary with money he somehow earned while sleeping? Were the nurses not going to be paid otherwise?
>"Max's final fundraiser will host three music stages along with an exhibition of previously unseen movie memorabilia. Brad Pitt's sword & shield from the film Troy and the original board from the Jumanji film are expected to be included on display. There will also be a guest appearance from Welsh Game of Thrones actor and stuntman Ian Whyte."
And he was awarded a British Empire Medal.
Please forgive my pragmatic critical thinking, but this all reeks of illuminati bullshit.
mmmmpisghetti t1_jaz7apm wrote
Reply to comment by OldWierdo in Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
Yep. That's the biggest thing, the accountability.
appa-ate-momo t1_jaz79wc wrote
Reply to Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
I'm so sickened and shocked that our default answer to lawmakers breaking the law is 'gosh, I hope they resign'. How about we stop 'pressuring' them to quit, and work to take the choice out of their hands?
OldWierdo t1_jaz76yp wrote
Reply to comment by mmmmpisghetti in Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
Mostly on one, but a number on the other. Cuomo comes to mind. He was accused, so Dems called for an investigation. Investigation said he did it, so Dems called for resignation before having to fire him.
Republicans don't take responsibility. They just defend their guys regardless of what they do, like talk about how hot their own children are. That's why the real sickos gravitate towards them now. Doesn't matter what they do, they will be defended. Democrats tend to demand accountability.
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OldWierdo t1_jaz6ud6 wrote
Reply to comment by According-Classic658 in Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
On the plus side, even if the guy is a loser, then democratic party seems to be much more honorable overall - if you did wrong, go. Cuomo comes to mind. Everyone told him to get out.
Time for another to go.
135redtoblue t1_jaz6rz7 wrote
Reply to comment by DrPat1967 in Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
it just has a heavy slant
OldWierdo t1_jaz6iyk wrote
Reply to Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
Okay, fine, he won't resign. Fire him.
Cyber_Dan t1_jaz6iik wrote
Because they walk a lot in Europe and their diets are healthier.
Shibbystix t1_jaz6d8e wrote
Reply to comment by DrPat1967 in Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
I mean, you're totally right, a piece of shit is a piece of shit, no matter the side, I've just seen so much of the right quoting the great MXPX with "responsibility, what's that?" That I'm surprised it's finally the left again
KingRobotPrince t1_jazgwgr wrote
Reply to comment by Hot-Ad-6967 in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
I don't think so. He's punishing them for not following his directions.
If it becomes a trend for these kinds of protesters to lecture in the courtroom to try and sway the jury, there are going to be consequences.