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[deleted] t1_jayd40x wrote
Reply to comment by action_lawyer_comics in Toronto chef spends 2 years creating McDonald’s newest burger by DoubtSlow
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[deleted] t1_jaycyfn wrote
Reply to comment by GordonShumway257 in Toronto chef spends 2 years creating McDonald’s newest burger by DoubtSlow
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mcwobby t1_jaycube wrote
Reply to comment by GordonShumway257 in Toronto chef spends 2 years creating McDonald’s newest burger by DoubtSlow
Chicken Big Mac is already on the menu in many parts of the world too, that article mentions the UK. Middle East has had it for over a decade I think, fairly sure I’ve seen it India and Australia has had it for a least a year or two and I think it was run as a promo item before that, so did this Toronto guy come up with the original version or just the Canadian one?
swirly1985 t1_jaybeiz wrote
Is it legal to dm a picture of a butthole and caption “wow this is like a Big Mac but different”? Edit:?
bm_69 t1_jayajgc wrote
Reply to comment by Beautiful_Fee1655 in Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
Vestibules?
magicseadog t1_jaya57d wrote
Reply to comment by Hot-Ad-6967 in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
I guess you don't understand how laws and courts work? Judges can't let people off because they are sympathetic with their cause. They adjudicate on the law. These people are not even helping to fight climate change. Climate change needs work and ingenuity to solve.
If these people wanted to do something they would go study and then help, rather than inconvienncing those of us who are working on solutions and destroying art.
WhatD0thLife t1_jay9n08 wrote
Reply to comment by GordonShumway257 in Toronto chef spends 2 years creating McDonald’s newest burger by DoubtSlow
But it will be going to waist. I’ll see myself out.
tromiway t1_jay9ckz wrote
Reply to comment by Antique_Direction255 in Karens unite to say comedy show with their namesake takes joke too far by ruinawish
You kids these days always going on about therapy
OneLongjumping4022 t1_jay979j wrote
Which they found inhabited by 100,000,000,000,000 fleas.
victordudu t1_jay8s3i wrote
Reply to comment by wicklowdave in Daily briefing: Ancient Europeans escaped the ice age by moving to Spain by Sawe651
every day
freemason777 t1_jay7xnz wrote
Reply to Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
Expecting criminals to go around punishing themselves is nonsense
Beautiful_Fee1655 t1_jay7ly3 wrote
Reply to Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
Best "treatment" would be a good swift kick in the (rhymes with) you-know-whats.
Hot-Ad-6967 t1_jay7iez wrote
Reply to Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
It seems like the judge does not want to accept the grim reality they are living in right now. This is not a healthy mental state for the judge. There may be a need to replace the judge with a tough judge who is not afraid to face reality.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jay6s2q wrote
Not so fast food
OneLongjumping4022 t1_jay6kd9 wrote
Reply to Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
Their motivation for stating the true and honest reason for their actions while in court is ALL IMPORTANT - the judge spent quite a while discussing what their motivation in telling the truth could be.
Their motivation for protesting, however, is absolutely never to be spoken out loud, and besides it's completely beside the point! Why would the motivation behind a.crime even matter, duh? Said. The. Judge.
Big_D_Cyrus t1_jay6fob wrote
Reply to comment by mizerli in Daily briefing: Ancient Europeans escaped the ice age by moving to Spain by Sawe651
Could call it something like, Union of Europe
FindorKotor93 t1_jay6eow wrote
Reply to comment by Jojo_isnotunique in Boris Johnson's partygate bash dismissed as just 'soggy sandwiches and a slice of birthday cake' by ally by nimobo
And even if it was, imagine arguing to keep your job because you only publicly broke the law by accident and how your boss would look at you. Then imagine you had the highest ranking job in the country.
MultiMat t1_jay67p2 wrote
He should have just gone to the Drive through like the test of us.
Brewing_Tea t1_jay62mx wrote
I don't think he "gets" McDonald's
WolfOfParis t1_jay622c wrote
Reply to comment by Medical_Officer in Toronto chef spends 2 years creating McDonald’s newest burger by DoubtSlow
Granted, there are some fish that do take super long to learn.
wicklowdave t1_jay5s6v wrote
A lot of them are still doing the same thing
Antique_Direction255 t1_jay5n3b wrote
Reply to comment by tromiway in Karens unite to say comedy show with their namesake takes joke too far by ruinawish
I’d like to speak to your therapist
Medical_Officer t1_jay56v8 wrote
Reminds me of how sushi chefs claim it takes decades to learn to slice fish.
sanfran54 t1_jay4xo6 wrote
Reply to comment by Bumm_by_Design in Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
Assholeness
vlsdo t1_jayd5oz wrote
Reply to comment by magicseadog in Insulate Britain protesters jailed for seven weeks for mentioning climate change in defence by Mighty_L_LORT
Nobody said anything about letting people off. But surely mentioning the motivation for their crime is relevant to the case and should be admitted in court. Otherwise why even have courts in the first place? Why not just dispatch justice Judge Dredd style, where the judge decides on his own the guilt and punishment for any action?