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tromiway t1_jay4j65 wrote
Reply to comment by Antique_Direction255 in Karens unite to say comedy show with their namesake takes joke too far by ruinawish
That was rude. I'd like to speak with your supervisor. A person shouldn't be treated like this this day and age, things weren't like this thirty years ago.
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mizerli t1_jay48q4 wrote
Sounds like a bloody good idea. If only there was some kind of union that europeans could join that would allow free movement.
Jojo_isnotunique t1_jay48ep wrote
Reply to comment by FindorKotor93 in Boris Johnson's partygate bash dismissed as just 'soggy sandwiches and a slice of birthday cake' by ally by nimobo
Ignorance of the law is not an excuse for the rest of us plebs
action_lawyer_comics t1_jay46w9 wrote
Reply to comment by GordonShumway257 in Toronto chef spends 2 years creating McDonald’s newest burger by DoubtSlow
Honestly, as a former line cook, I would LOVE to have a steady salary job for two years without having to work in a hot and sweaty kitchen all day for 8-12+ hours. A job like this would be gravy for any chefs not too pretentious to "sell out."
Antique_Direction255 t1_jay43u9 wrote
Reply to comment by tromiway in Karens unite to say comedy show with their namesake takes joke too far by ruinawish
How Karen of you
Bumm_by_Design t1_jay3hms wrote
Reply to Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
What's this illness called? Wrong answers only.
GordonShumway257 t1_jay33h4 wrote
>The inspiration for swapping beef to chicken actually came from customers who have been “hacking” the Chicken Big Mac for years, as Anderson put it.
It took a trained chef 2 years to look at what some customers were already doing and making it an official sandwich on the menu. Happy to hear all his culinary training isn't going to waste.
Responsible_Meet_528 OP t1_jay315l wrote
Reply to Pa. lawmaker accused of sexual harassment says he won’t resign, will seek treatment for ‘illness’ by Responsible_Meet_528
Rep. Zabel stated, “I also will not accept any other committee assignments at this time so that I can better focus on my family, my treatment, and my recovery.”
vladitocomplaino t1_jay2qgt wrote
Well, shit, now I'm gonna have to go binge watch, political-correctness be damned
[deleted] t1_jay2les wrote
Reply to comment by PetoPerceptum in National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
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urnewstepdaddy t1_jay2kj2 wrote
Spent 1 year 11 months and 30 days drinking and playing video games and in last 30 seconds made chicken big Mac
Kidney_Man t1_jay2j4d wrote
Reply to comment by Zekiz4ever in Karens unite to say comedy show with their namesake takes joke too far by ruinawish
Aggressively, offensively unfunny.
Proper_Budget_2790 t1_jay1sqb wrote
Maybe, in this verse, Homelander is just a weird guy?
WhiskeyNicks t1_jay19kj wrote
Reply to comment by ZachMartin in Toronto Raptors Apologize For 'Women's History Month' Video That Applauded Women For Having Babies – OutKick by wxcode
Didn't they hire Kawhi Leonard?
Proper_Budget_2790 t1_jay0zj1 wrote
Was his last name Wolowitz?
Dawgsquad00 t1_jay0p9q wrote
Reply to Boris Johnson's partygate bash dismissed as just 'soggy sandwiches and a slice of birthday cake' by ally by nimobo
I hate it when my partner says that about our “parties”
tromiway t1_jay0c1x wrote
Reply to comment by postmeridiem in Karens unite to say comedy show with their namesake takes joke too far by ruinawish
Can I get some of whatever you're smoking?
tromiway t1_jay03n5 wrote
Reply to comment by BuckNutley in Karens unite to say comedy show with their namesake takes joke too far by ruinawish
Imagine how Dick feels.
tailuptaxi t1_jaxzqdw wrote
Reply to comment by BuckNutley in Karens unite to say comedy show with their namesake takes joke too far by ruinawish
Yep. I dated a Karen when I was young and she was a sweet girl who holds a special place in my heart. It's a really stupid meme that lacks much depth.
Alundra828 t1_jaxxdoz wrote
Reply to Boris Johnson's partygate bash dismissed as just 'soggy sandwiches and a slice of birthday cake' by ally by nimobo
I fucking love the fact that they're trying to downplay the quality of the party, completely missing the fact that it was still a fucking party roflmao. Surely this is just admission of guilt, right?
If everyone knows there were soggy sandwiches and a slice of b-day cake, the gathering happened against the rules. It's as simple as that. Absolute fucking troggs
FlyingFox86 t1_jaxxbid wrote
Reply to comment by Beliadin in Boris Johnson's partygate bash dismissed as just 'soggy sandwiches and a slice of birthday cake' by ally by nimobo
Everyone knows that Covid isn't transmitted when the food at the party is bad.
FindorKotor93 t1_jaxvdb2 wrote
Reply to Boris Johnson's partygate bash dismissed as just 'soggy sandwiches and a slice of birthday cake' by ally by nimobo
"I believe that we need to keep discussing whether the prime minister was lying when he didn't know this was a party or is genuinely too incompetent to tell the difference to determine whether him and the people who backed him deserve to continue to wield power and influence over you commoners."
Fuck them. Incompetence is not a reason to keep your job when you broke the law. No more Narcs in power, no matter the cost.
Calamitous_Stars t1_jaxv60s wrote
Reply to comment by thesweeterpeter in Bride walks in on groom being breastfed on their wedding day by jackythevillen
It's because you'll read it that they'll keep on publishing it..
Kinda what that hate-media is about.. it serves no purpose other than capitalizing on attention
Hi_Im_Dadbot t1_jay4pfz wrote
Reply to Daily briefing: Ancient Europeans escaped the ice age by moving to Spain by Sawe651
Ya, but that just jacked up property prices and drove the Neanderthals to homelessness and extinction.