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JejuneEsculenta t1_jaxtojy wrote
Who is the manager of this comedy show? 🤣
Calamitous_Stars t1_jaxrbi8 wrote
Reply to comment by thesweeterpeter in Bride walks in on groom being breastfed on their wedding day by jackythevillen
I mean, look at the link..?
BurstSausage t1_jaxravm wrote
Reply to comment by vladitocomplaino in Bride walks in on groom being breastfed on their wedding day by jackythevillen
Want bitty.
jointheredditarmy t1_jaxnw8m wrote
I thought it was one of these Indian arranged marriages where the groom was 2. But it was so much worse
Tederator t1_jaxno2j wrote
Its designed to prevent a foreign invasion. Think of the cost!
Luckcrisis t1_jaxn364 wrote
He must have he'll of an immune system at this point. Wait, vomit in my mouth. Can't go forward with anymore jokes...
ZachMartin t1_jaxmrlb wrote
Reply to comment by series_hybrid in Toronto Raptors Apologize For 'Women's History Month' Video That Applauded Women For Having Babies – OutKick by wxcode
RIP Norm
EzraSkorpion t1_jaxm718 wrote
Reply to Boris Johnson's partygate bash dismissed as just 'soggy sandwiches and a slice of birthday cake' by ally by nimobo
That almost makes it worse lol
standarduser2 t1_jaxlcfz wrote
Reply to comment by PJJefferson in OJ Simpson remarks on Alex Murdaugh trial: 'I don’t know why they think I’m an expert on it' by nimobo
Not that we know of, yet.
LittleKitty235 t1_jaxl8j9 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Toronto Raptors Apologize For 'Women's History Month' Video That Applauded Women For Having Babies – OutKick by wxcode
Not sure if serious....in a few generations we very well could be growing babies in labs al la 'Brave New World'
peensteen t1_jaxiy09 wrote
Reply to Toronto Raptors Apologize For 'Women's History Month' Video That Applauded Women For Having Babies – OutKick by wxcode
Let's applaud men for our ability to skeetskeetskeet! I'll lead the most disturbing parade you have ever seen.
baddfingerz1968 t1_jaxhmw0 wrote
Reply to comment by thesweeterpeter in Bride walks in on groom being breastfed on their wedding day by jackythevillen
I agree with your first statement, but honestly in this day and age little surprises or shocks me anymore.
baddfingerz1968 t1_jaxhbpq wrote
Now that's a white wedding.
No-Owl9201 t1_jaxgr35 wrote
Reply to Boris Johnson's partygate bash dismissed as just 'soggy sandwiches and a slice of birthday cake' by ally by nimobo
He obviously meant to say that: "Stale Boris is an old soggy sandwich filled with whiffy mushy lies"
Yolectroda t1_jaxfxqr wrote
Reply to comment by Wojtas_ in SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
That's actually one of the biggest reasons to oppose restrictions at that point in pregnancy. Women who get abortions that late in a pregnancy almost always have exceptional situations, either medical or personal, and as you said, would be harmful. It's kinda like what the Utah governor said about the trans sports bans, there's so few of them and they're doing their best to work things out, that treating the situation with compassion rather than anger and prohibition makes the most sense (though sadly, they then overrode his veto, passing law that screwed over like 4 children in the state, at that time).
chasonreddit t1_jaxdsrv wrote
Reply to comment by Proper_Budget_2790 in Toronto Raptors Apologize For 'Women's History Month' Video That Applauded Women For Having Babies – OutKick by wxcode
Sure, I'm a grammar nazi. If a word is based in latin and ends in -us it is usually plural as -i. Radius/radii, Cactus/Cacti, etc. Except when it's not. We usually don't say a university with multiple locations has campi, or that a group of naked men are showing their ani.
DamnBunny t1_jaxdjk6 wrote
Reply to Boris Johnson's partygate bash dismissed as just 'soggy sandwiches and a slice of birthday cake' by ally by nimobo
I could have a roll of toilet paper being only thing to offer at the party. And it's Still a party regardless of how many people showed up disappointed.
Proper_Budget_2790 t1_jaxcgn3 wrote
Reply to comment by chasonreddit in Toronto Raptors Apologize For 'Women's History Month' Video That Applauded Women For Having Babies – OutKick by wxcode
I actually wasn't sure that was even an option. 😁
chasonreddit t1_jaxbxm6 wrote
Reply to comment by Proper_Budget_2790 in Toronto Raptors Apologize For 'Women's History Month' Video That Applauded Women For Having Babies – OutKick by wxcode
Hmmm. I usually go with the classical plural for latin based terms, but I have certainly seen both. OED gives both plurals as acceptable.
But I appreciate the comment. I used to do a lot of proofreading. Reddit can be painful sometimes.
In this sense it's more of a descriptor than a plural. Almost everyone has either 1 or 0.
I suppose I would be more proper to say "People with a uterus."
OldlMerrilee t1_jaxbuhd wrote
EWWWWWWW!
Welpmart t1_jaxbs1i wrote
Reply to comment by TareQ_X in Toronto Raptors Apologize For 'Women's History Month' Video That Applauded Women For Having Babies – OutKick by wxcode
Because women have historically been reduced to popping out babies and prevented from doing other things, sometimes expressly because it was thought to damage their ability to have kids. Pretty tone deaf to not take that into account.
Proper_Budget_2790 t1_jaxags5 wrote
Reply to comment by chasonreddit in Toronto Raptors Apologize For 'Women's History Month' Video That Applauded Women For Having Babies – OutKick by wxcode
Uteri?
Bayoffun t1_jaxacy7 wrote
Rosebunse t1_jaxacy5 wrote
I don't want this imagine in my head!
thesweeterpeter t1_jaxuw5k wrote
Reply to comment by Calamitous_Stars in Bride walks in on groom being breastfed on their wedding day by jackythevillen
>Wedding planner Georgie Mitchell visited a podcast called ‘Unfiltered Bride,’ and as she was chatting with co-presenter Beth Smith, she recalled a story told by a wedding make-up artist Jenny, whom she used to work with.
>Mitchell told Smith how the bride had gone to the restroom, only to be greeted by the shocker of her life!
>Smith’s first guess was that the groom was caught cheating, but that was not the case
It sounds like the reporter listened to a podcast, and this isn't the podcast guests first hand account - it's a recollection from a makeup artist they used to know.
This is like 4 degrees away from the reader of the article. The reporter is going out of their way to distance themselves from accountability to verify the sourcing here.
I read it, I read it like three times because I couldn't believe someone would have the gal to publish something so incredibly flimsy