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dinogummies t1_jax9nxc wrote
Reply to comment by ThaxReston in Tattoos that will be gone in a year? Not so much, say regretful customers by pulltheanimal
God forbid I want a sailboat on my ankle 🙄
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Reply to comment by Raiden115X in Karens unite to say comedy show with their namesake takes joke too far by ruinawish
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Reply to comment by Beautiful_Fee1655 in Karens unite to say comedy show with their namesake takes joke too far by ruinawish
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Bayoffun t1_jax5dbi wrote
Reply to comment by vladitocomplaino in Bride walks in on groom being breastfed on their wedding day by jackythevillen
Computa says no
Ray_Pingeau t1_jax4t7n wrote
30 Karens agree
Beliadin t1_jax3kpq wrote
Reply to Boris Johnson's partygate bash dismissed as just 'soggy sandwiches and a slice of birthday cake' by ally by nimobo
Newsflash: the regulations weren't about the level of catering, you despicable excuse for a wanker.
Negative-Emotion-795 t1_jax1y6i wrote
Man, that sucks.
>!I'll see myself out.!<
vladitocomplaino t1_jax1vmo wrote
It's Little Britain, but for realz
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L_Cranston_Shadow t1_jax016r wrote
Reply to Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
Why do they make Coors light, then?
thesweeterpeter t1_jawugjg wrote
I'm sorry I just can't believe this. The article is sourced like a "cousin of a friend of a friend of mine".
This is just too far beyond the pale.
bouchert t1_jawszuc wrote
Reply to Toronto Raptors Apologize For 'Women's History Month' Video That Applauded Women For Having Babies – OutKick by wxcode
"Geez...sorry for being born!" - The Toronto Raptors probably
tryingtodefendhim t1_jawp3mv wrote
Reply to comment by restore_democracy in An American walked her pet cow in Moscow's Red Square. Spoiler alert: Trouble ensued by kangarooturd
I called Moscow and was granted an interview with this "Dr. Cow". I asked which medical school Dr. Cow attended. The response I recieved: "Mooo"
Xbalanque_ t1_jawnjj2 wrote
It's getting harder and harder to unwrap the densely layered sarcasm these days. And I am a total smart ass. But I cant keep up.
Yolectroda t1_jawn8b8 wrote
Reply to comment by Wojtas_ in SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
Biologically, this is mostly just dogma and legal definitions. Viability varies entirely by the technology available to the caregivers. For example, in low income countries, about half of babies born prior to 32 weeks died. Viability is not a biological fact, but simply shifting human medical capabilities. (Here's more on viability, including the various legal definitions.)
Of course, this brings up a controversial topic. Right now, we have the technology to put a fetus in an artificial womb. Lambs have been grown from 4 weeks in these conditions. The only reason why we haven't seen more experiments on humans is because of ethical issues and laws. This technology effectively puts viability into the first trimester (and eventually, we likely wouldn't even need gestation to start in a person at all).
Treating a fetus as a fully grown human simply because we have medical technology isn't much of an objective distinction, but is a shifting line that moves based on location, financial resources, time, and a ton of luck.
And yes, much of Europe is more backwards than the US is on abortion. It's something we were leading the world on for a long time.
Shot_Profession2166 t1_jawm86d wrote
Bridge probably had big titties
Cyanopicacooki t1_jawlxop wrote
His name better not be Robin.
theREALfinger t1_jawlwer wrote
Reply to comment by MustLoveAllCats in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
r/funkiller
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Beautiful_Fee1655 t1_jawk7kx wrote
Alternate headline: Karens complain about being called Karen.
Whatevernevermind2k t1_jawiib3 wrote
Reply to comment by Minqua in Premier 'astonished' at B.C. firm's claim it got Health Canada approval to make and sell cocaine by IHOP_007
What are the number of deaths of cocaine related gang violence vs cocaine related usage deaths?
Minqua t1_jawhnx8 wrote
Reply to comment by Whatevernevermind2k in Premier 'astonished' at B.C. firm's claim it got Health Canada approval to make and sell cocaine by IHOP_007
Have you ever heard of a gang shooting over aspirin?
Tyger-Teranuma t1_jawg1rw wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
A bear's in town. Don't push friends down
Wojtas_ t1_jaxa0ex wrote
Reply to comment by Yolectroda in SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
That is a fair point which I've failed to consider. While I still can't think of a better distinction, this seems like a pointless discussion - abortions performed after the 25th week make up a statistically non-existent portion of all procedures, even in places which allow abortion up to the very end. That suggests they're only made in exceptional circumstances, and banning them would be harmful, supporting the view that all abortion should be legal. However, I do not feel qualified or entitled to making opinions or suggestions on this topic, and I'll gladly leave it to doctors who know what they're talking about, and women who these laws actually concern. Here's hoping they'll be the ones actually leading the discussion, and not religious-lunatic politicians with zero respect for human rights...