Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
BuckNutley t1_javx7og wrote
It is a bit much. I know a Karen and she's a great person but her life has changed over the past few years. Her name has become a real bane to her, and it's weird to me that is her new reality.
To me, "Karen" has just become a PC way of calling a woman a bitch...people say "look at this Karen" and things like that. It's so obviously just a substitute word that has become socially acceptable, because people love running jokes into the ground.
BirdsbirdsBURDS t1_javwnym wrote
Holy fuck all. This is a textbook case of generalizing the results. They never say the tattoo will disappear. They simply say it will will fade. ALL TATTOOS FADE. This is the problem. I don’t WANT my tattoo to fade, it’s a sleeve. Fading means blending, and if it weren’t for my artist being forward thinking making my outline thicker,my tattoos would be shitty looking blended messes by now. This marketing campaign is nothing more than a play on words in legalese.your tattoo WILL fail. But it will still be visible for many years
The question is, which did you pay for? A faded tattoo or a tattoo that isn’t visible in 2-3 years?
PJJefferson t1_javwg81 wrote
Reply to OJ Simpson remarks on Alex Murdaugh trial: 'I don’t know why they think I’m an expert on it' by nimobo
“I’m just sayin’.”
PJJefferson t1_javwep4 wrote
Reply to comment by quantril in OJ Simpson remarks on Alex Murdaugh trial: 'I don’t know why they think I’m an expert on it' by nimobo
Yeah, but that was a knife. He’s no expert on shooting people. /s
PJJefferson t1_javwc4r wrote
Reply to OJ Simpson remarks on Alex Murdaugh trial: 'I don’t know why they think I’m an expert on it' by nimobo
It’s true.
OJ never shot anyone.
Not once.
Zekiz4ever t1_javvpkh wrote
Reply to comment by postmeridiem in Karens unite to say comedy show with their namesake takes joke too far by ruinawish
That's like the unfunniest joke I've ever heard
MidniteStargazer4723 t1_javvia2 wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
Why bother? The SLOWER person isn't an issue.
karstadtt t1_javva5r wrote
Europe as a continent? Wow, those peace talks with Putin worked better than I thought.
postmeridiem t1_javsri4 wrote
Reply to comment by postmeridiem in Karens unite to say comedy show with their namesake takes joke too far by ruinawish
Except in how bad it is :D
postmeridiem t1_javsptq wrote
Reply to comment by hour_of_the_rat in Karens unite to say comedy show with their namesake takes joke too far by ruinawish
Well you use the word every. And that is not true. What is green and in the mountains? A skiwi
Not offensive to anyone :)
No_Carpet7125 t1_javqnml wrote
Nobody cares what a bunch of white ladies think. They are one of the last safe punching bags for jokes. Everybody knows they don't have feelings.
Mx_phreek t1_javq70k wrote
The dude with what looks like a id badge on his belt should be ashamed of himself and sacked for me. That guy was punching and stomping on her and he just leisurely walks up in no hurry whilst women run to her defense to try and stop him and he's just meh about it really pisses me off.
hour_of_the_rat t1_javpq5k wrote
Reply to comment by postmeridiem in Karens unite to say comedy show with their namesake takes joke too far by ruinawish
But that's not what I said, is it?
Just that every joke could be offensive to someone.
If every topic is offensive, then none are.
Serious_Hand t1_javns5k wrote
Reply to comment by utsuriga in Pablo Escobar's "cocaine hippos" won't stop multiplying. Colombia wants to move dozens of them out of the country. by [deleted]
They are all decended from like the same four hippos. They are inbred as all get out. Maybe not a good starting point for livestock.
artful_nails t1_javn87k wrote
Reply to comment by mpfritz in SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
"I've never seen or read it, but if it doesn't have abortion in it, it sounds like a good show!"
-Some lunatic on Twitter
Wojtas_ t1_javmo74 wrote
Reply to comment by Yolectroda in SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
Viability is a good indicator. While there are obviously outliers, there's a clearly defined moment at around the ~23-24th week of pregnancy where the fetus becomes very likely to survive outside of the womb. After the 25th week, it's almost guaranteed.
Before this moment, it's fully dependent on its mother to survive, and abortion is just that - abortion, and there's nothing wrong with it, the fetus is just a part of the woman's body, over which she should have complete control.
But later, it's killing someone who could have lived. You could end pregnancy and still have a living person, even if they'll need a few more months in an incubator. I find this a lot more controversial, although I'll refrain from making any judgements - every case is different. Nevertheless, there is an objective distinction.
And the law agrees almost all around the western world. Nearly all European countries ban abortion after the 20th week, and just about every US state used to have a limit at 25-30 weeks before the overturning of Roe v. Wade.
postmeridiem t1_javkbjy wrote
Reply to comment by hour_of_the_rat in Karens unite to say comedy show with their namesake takes joke too far by ruinawish
Not all jokes are offensive to everyone
Wom1960 t1_javjv0s wrote
Really. Sort of proves the point of the Karen stereotype.
Yukondano2 t1_javjrd1 wrote
Reply to comment by Aloha_Snackbar357 in SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
That should lead to something happening more for her health than anything. A pill abortion at 25 weeks is absolutely that needs a doctor, and she should have easy access to one if she didn't.
Jace_Te_Ace t1_javj48j wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
How about acquaintances? Are they fair game?
Stepawayfrmthkyboard t1_javia19 wrote
I feel sorry for their manager
ThaxReston t1_javhjum wrote
Tattoos are form of self-expression that have moved from gangs and prisons to the mainstream. People in all walks of life used to put forth effort not to be taken for White Trash — in contrast to people today, who risk hepatitis to ape the decorative styles of prison gangs.
on_ t1_javcs09 wrote
Marketing branding firm: this will be 200 grands. Thx.
thisisinsider t1_javatgz wrote
Reply to Colombia wants to deport 70 hippos from a group that once belonged to drug lord Pablo Escobar because they won’t stop breeding by DrSkyentist
Hey, thanks for sharing! More from the author:
"The drug lord illegally imported hippopotamuses to his Hacienda Nápoles ranch, about 125 miles away from Bogotá, in the 1980s. When he was fatally shot in 1993, four hippos were left at the ranch.
"Decades on, however, environmental authorities estimate that there are now about 130 hippos in the area, with the group having rapidly reproduced and spread beyond the confines of the ranch, CBS News reported.
"Authorities fear that the number of hippos could reach 400 within eight years, with the animals multiplying fast because of a lack of natural predators, favorable weather conditions, and ample food and water, CBS News said.
"The newly proposed plan would involve sending at least 60 hippos to Gujarat in India and another 10 to zoos and sanctuaries in Mexico.
"It focuses on the animals living outside the ranch because those inside live in a controlled environment and don't threaten the local ecosystem, CBS News said."
biscoito1r t1_javxmu3 wrote
Reply to Europe will begin charging for entry in 2024 by agonhaziri
A lot of countries do that. Australia does it to the US and the US does it to some countries like Taiwan if I'm not mistaking.