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shastadakota t1_javajm0 wrote
Reply to comment by Proof-Brother1506 in La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
So, the aunt that she victimized is rich ?
Theemuts t1_jav9qjj wrote
Reply to comment by Yolectroda in SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
>Edit: When I responded, the only thing in the comment above was the first line, and that's what I responded to. Unlike your prior comments, I'm not reading the rest. /u/tomtomcowboy: Editing in a much longer response 15 minutes after I made my response is pretty damned shitty.
Yeah, it's pretty obvious from the chain of comments he's not a good person.
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Kittenscute t1_jav8i90 wrote
Reply to comment by CuriousRelish in Tattoos that will be gone in a year? Not so much, say regretful customers by pulltheanimal
>People like this are the reason we have "hot beverage" warnings on fresh coffee.
Tragic that their corpoganda seems to be wildly successful given there are lots of ignorant people like you lapping it up like dogs to cold water on a hot day.
Malicious negligence causing grievous harm isn't remotely in the same ballpark as delusional wishful thinking, but you do you.
theguineapigssong t1_jav6p2g wrote
Reply to comment by WaterChi in Colombia wants to deport 70 hippos from a group that once belonged to drug lord Pablo Escobar because they won’t stop breeding by DrSkyentist
I believe you meant to say "lake cow bacon". Also, the solution to this problem is comically simple: hunt all the hippos. The government could sell the licenses to big game hunters and turn a profit on this problem.
FleaBottoms t1_jav20hj wrote
That is a very Karen thing to do.
PlanesFlySideways t1_jav1q98 wrote
Reply to comment by NightFeatherArt in Tattoos that will be gone in a year? Not so much, say regretful customers by pulltheanimal
Or get one of those kind that are basically marker on top of your skin
NightFeatherArt t1_jav1m3l wrote
Here's a revolutionary thought: if you want a tattoo but don't want it to last for the rest of your life, don't get tattoo.
heroin-bob t1_jav1l67 wrote
Reply to comment by Rosebunse in SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
Not in Texas you don’t.
Ok-Sweetums t1_jav1jnm wrote
Reply to comment by cookiedux in OJ Simpson remarks on Alex Murdaugh trial: 'I don’t know why they think I’m an expert on it' by nimobo
One can only hope collapse happens soon.
hour_of_the_rat t1_jav1gvi wrote
All jokes are offensive to someone.
No joke can be unilaterally withdrawn from circulation.
Finally, instead of acting like Karens, by asking that people stop using a style of humor, concerned Karens should work at not being a Karen.
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Squigglificated t1_jav0efe wrote
Reply to comment by ZealousidealClub4119 in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
Sunshinehaiku t1_jav01w2 wrote
Zaphod_Beeblebrox_V t1_jauzysp wrote
Reply to OJ Simpson remarks on Alex Murdaugh trial: 'I don’t know why they think I’m an expert on it' by nimobo
Man, it’s times like these that really make me miss Norm Macdonald.
Raiden115X t1_jauyvp2 wrote
"Shup up, Meg."
RobsEvilTwin t1_jauvvof wrote
Reply to comment by PasTypique in La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
Summary execution mate. Also for allegedly passing a bad 20.
RobsEvilTwin t1_jauvsvo wrote
Reply to comment by monogreenforthewin in La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
Well the seditionists were white, so.
Affectionate_Most_64 t1_jauuwr8 wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
But that’s the rule of thumb. Always be faster
vadervx t1_jauunin wrote
Typical.
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Reply to comment by WalnutScorpion in Student knocks teacher unconscious after she took away his Nintendo Switch by Rayanmargham
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shastadakota t1_javaohq wrote
Reply to comment by PasTypique in La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
Just single cigarettes. Packs of twenty are OK.