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myusernamehere1 t1_jatur7s wrote
Reply to comment by PasTypique in La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
Wacky tobacky or cancer sticks?
JohnTheMod t1_jatunaz wrote
Reply to comment by Bitbatgaming in Japan just found 7,000 islands it didn't know it had by shithousedlabrum
And a Dollar General! And a Dollar General next to the Dollar General you just built!
Vurt__Konnegut t1_jatugqy wrote
Reply to comment by MattTheHarris in National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
In Tennessee the joke is on Heico show that he was carrying a little 22 caliber pistol, his fellow hiker said “that won’t stop a bear”. The other hiker reply contact number for the bears, but it will do your kneecaps just fine.”
Sky_Muffins t1_jattp0u wrote
Reply to comment by AtLeastThisIsntImgur in Premier 'astonished' at B.C. firm's claim it got Health Canada approval to make and sell cocaine by IHOP_007
We give a disappointing dose of nebulized cocaine for nose bleeds sometimes. Never seen anyone enjoy it
scmflower t1_jattbp0 wrote
Reply to comment by CuriousRelish in Tattoos that will be gone in a year? Not so much, say regretful customers by pulltheanimal
The hot beverage lawsuit that you're referencing isn't quite as dumb as you think. The woman had third degree burns on 6% of her body and needed skin grafts
scmflower t1_jatsta2 wrote
Reply to comment by razloric in Tattoos that will be gone in a year? Not so much, say regretful customers by pulltheanimal
The company 100% is at fault for false advertising. The people who bought into such an unbelievable claim from a company with little proof are idiots. Nothing I'm saying has to do with who's at fault.
Solenya-C137 t1_jatso8e wrote
Reply to comment by Sololololololol in National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
You only need to outrun your slowest friend
GlobalTravelR t1_jats8qh wrote
Reply to OJ Simpson remarks on Alex Murdaugh trial: 'I don’t know why they think I’m an expert on it' by nimobo
If I did it.
esqualatch12 t1_jatrpy0 wrote
Is it "Perth" museum or is it "Perth Museum" museum now?
[deleted] t1_jatq8zs wrote
Reply to SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
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killerbee2319 t1_jatq3n1 wrote
Reply to comment by CuriousRelish in Tattoos that will be gone in a year? Not so much, say regretful customers by pulltheanimal
Actually, we have hot beverage warnings because McDonald's served a literal grandmother coffee so hot she got third-degree burns and then refused to pay $20,000 to cover her life saving ssurgery influcted because the coffee was given to her at 190 degrees.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald%27s_Restaurants
GerryAttric t1_jatpacb wrote
Museum McMuseum Face
Aggravating_Poet_675 t1_jatoo76 wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
Why bother pushing them down? You'll outrun them anyways.
CuriousRelish t1_jatoif3 wrote
How are you going to have ink put under your skin and then go full Shocked Pikachu when it doesn't fade exactly when and how you want it to? People like this are the reason we have "hot beverage" warnings on fresh coffee.
Edit: And these morons signed paperwork stating they understood the tattoos could fade over an unknown time frame and then want to take "legal measures" because the thing in the paperwork they signed was true.
jimmymd77 t1_jatmw19 wrote
Reply to comment by Proof-Brother1506 in La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
Other side of the page: we will fine you 40% if we catch you, you keep the other 60%, or 100% if we don't catch you.
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_jatmevx wrote
Reply to comment by HighFromOly in Premier 'astonished' at B.C. firm's claim it got Health Canada approval to make and sell cocaine by IHOP_007
I would absolutely do pharmaceutical cocaine to get high
[deleted] t1_jatme34 wrote
Reply to comment by TheAres1999 in Florida bill would require bloggers who write about governor to register with the state by realmain
Yeah that’s not why
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_jatm966 wrote
Reply to comment by criticalpwnage in Premier 'astonished' at B.C. firm's claim it got Health Canada approval to make and sell cocaine by IHOP_007
Read an old thread about people saying they were given cocaine for broken noses. Best numbing agent for resetting apparently.
idahononono t1_jatm697 wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
Well yeah, what if they fall in front of you and trip you when they go down? What you wanna do is just gently nudge them into an obstacle like a tree branch or rock. Then, when they go down and your free and clear. Amateurs.
amstrumpet t1_jatlwkr wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
Why would you have to trip a slow friend, you can just outrun them? If you are the slow friend (me) you might have to trip a fast friend though…
Scoob1978 t1_jatkr49 wrote
Reply to Pablo Escobar's "cocaine hippos" won't stop multiplying. Colombia wants to move dozens of them out of the country. by [deleted]
The headline is misleading, shocked I know. These are hippos bought with money from the cocaine trade. They are not on cocaine.
Raiden115X t1_jatjn91 wrote
Reply to OJ Simpson remarks on Alex Murdaugh trial: 'I don’t know why they think I’m an expert on it' by nimobo
Someone needs to do something similar to this with OJ's voice doing commentary for murder trials.
RobertusesReddit t1_jatj1q0 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Toronto Raptors Apologize For 'Women's History Month' Video That Applauded Women For Having Babies – OutKick by wxcode
Some politicize the act of birthing, some feel propagandized to birth babies. Either way, women do other than birth.
ZealousidealClub4119 t1_jatiltq wrote
These people, and the tattooists who inked them, are as short sighted as their tattoos are infantile.
I know many people with many, many tatts, and a few tattoo artists. Among the latter, the one who still considers themself an amateur does far better line work than this.
Tattooing is an art. Tattooists and their clients should be highly invested in the quality of their work; in my experience they are.
Calling your disappearing ink business "No Regrets" gives out henna stall at a county fair vibe at best, kid birthday party face painting at worst.
WWDubz t1_jatutaj wrote
Reply to comment by CurlSagan in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
George Lucas will be pleased