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[deleted] t1_jati35y wrote
Reply to Toronto Raptors Apologize For 'Women's History Month' Video That Applauded Women For Having Babies – OutKick by wxcode
Having babies will be canceled in one or two generations 😂
RobertusesReddit t1_jathwgo wrote
Reply to comment by tanglekelp in Toronto Raptors Apologize For 'Women's History Month' Video That Applauded Women For Having Babies – OutKick by wxcode
Women hate hearing about birthing babies. They would love to have kids but they hate society's NEED to get to birthing babies.
25x10e21 t1_jathkni wrote
Reply to comment by getbehindmebeetus in National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
A friend with breasts and all the rest.
GetlostMaps t1_jatgnxm wrote
Reply to comment by swirly1985 in OJ Simpson remarks on Alex Murdaugh trial: 'I don’t know why they think I’m an expert on it' by nimobo
And he's unironically on-point, like he doesn't know everything he says relates to himself.
jamesgelliott t1_jatg62g wrote
Reply to comment by Psychomadeye in La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
Yes, I agree it's excessive.
Sololololololol t1_jatfsa1 wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
This is correct, if your friend is slower you don’t need to push them. You only push over the faster friend.
menlindorn t1_jatev63 wrote
Tattoos that you wish will be gone in a year.
razloric t1_jatev4h wrote
Reply to comment by scmflower in Tattoos that will be gone in a year? Not so much, say regretful customers by pulltheanimal
So you think the company which explicitly advertises these as "made to fade" bears no responsibility ?
scmflower t1_jate3v4 wrote
The woman this article is about is an idiot and so is anyone else who had this tattoo done and expected it to be gone in 1 year. Putting ink under your skin is going to leave a mark, even if the ink is supposed to be semi permanent, to think a tattoo like that would be gone in that time frame is ridiculous.
I swear so many people get themselves all in a tizzy because they fells for soemthing that was too good to be true. Use basic reasoning skills, ei your brain; that's what it's there for
swirly1985 t1_jatdyj2 wrote
Reply to OJ Simpson remarks on Alex Murdaugh trial: 'I don’t know why they think I’m an expert on it' by nimobo
Hilarious he then provides good analysis of what he’s seen.
PetoPerceptum t1_jatdlbl wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
Time spent pushing them over is time better spent running.
taptapper t1_jatd8mc wrote
Reply to comment by cannibaljim in Brazilian favela ‘shack’ wins ‘house of the year’ award by TheHiveminder
I thought the favelas were illegal squats and the like. I didn't know people bought land to build on
chasonreddit t1_jatd5qm wrote
Reply to Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
Or, and I'm just throwing this out there, AB could make beers that don't taste like water.
It's radical I know.
I actually used to work for the company and they would just grab people for tasting QC panels. Some of them were just like does it taste different? Does it taste at all?
taptapper t1_jatd4x7 wrote
Reply to comment by onairmastering in Brazilian favela ‘shack’ wins ‘house of the year’ award by TheHiveminder
Why should this be a problem for the neighbors? It's sturdier than the other shacks around
chasonreddit t1_jatcv5q wrote
Reply to comment by PigDiesel in Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
ok, I'll do it.
Fuckin' close to water.
Psychomadeye t1_jatcq0w wrote
Reply to comment by jamesgelliott in La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
Eh I reserve judgement until the 137th offense. Though to be entirely fair, it's excessive bail due to the fact that there's 136 individual counts stacked on top of each other. A judge should probably schedule that bail hearing soon to avoid a civil suit. Good person or not they deserve civil rights.
chasonreddit t1_jatcm4b wrote
Reply to comment by CleverInnuendo in Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
Ding ding ding. I'm a banquet fan. Coors light just gives the whole brand a bad name. They've stopped making it, but if you ever find it, check Coors Extra Gold. It's banquet that they just give a few extra days to in the tank. Good stuff.
They stopped making it during Covid because it's low volume and they needed the aluminum for the better selling varieties.
physis81 t1_jatcivr wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
Don’t waste your time. Instead of pushing them to the ground, use this time to gain 3 or 4 strides on them.
Inconceivable-2020 t1_jatc6v2 wrote
Reply to Pablo Escobar's "cocaine hippos" won't stop multiplying. Colombia wants to move dozens of them out of the country. by [deleted]
They should eat them.
Inconceivable-2020 t1_jatc10c wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
If they are slower, you don't need to push them down.
chasonreddit t1_jatam1z wrote
Reply to comment by Troy85909 in Toronto Raptors Apologize For 'Women's History Month' Video That Applauded Women For Having Babies – OutKick by wxcode
People with uteruses.
TimeTravelMishap t1_jat8bl0 wrote
Reply to comment by BitMadIsntIt in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
Wacky
BitMadIsntIt t1_jat7ti0 wrote
Reply to comment by TimeTravelMishap in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
Actually yeah, I’ve seen it way too many times in my line of work (public service). The amount of taxpayer money wasted due to incompetence like this is astronomical.
TimeTravelMishap t1_jat7kt7 wrote
Reply to comment by BitMadIsntIt in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
This is a serious issue to you huh?
BINGBONG2BINGBONG t1_jatiif5 wrote
Reply to comment by Croakerboo in Premier 'astonished' at B.C. firm's claim it got Health Canada approval to make and sell cocaine by IHOP_007
Weird... cocaine only made my nosebleeds worse