Bison have the answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ_7GtE529M

Pablo Escobars Cocaine Hippos is an amazing band name.

The thing is if you weren’t born a female you didn’t have to deal with people treating your biological capabilities as gross or inferior. And it would also be offensive to that crowd if we made a space for females specifically to be celebrated for the things that ultimately connect us in society. As a women who works a hard job, who doesn’t ask for help and hasn’t since I left home as a teen, it isn’t the clothes and make up that dictates my gender. It’s something I didn’t ask for and now in the process I feel excluded from spaces that see females as what they are which is simply females. No choice involved

Not when they’re sober, but give them a few beers……

I was thinking of Leprechaun in the hood.

https://youtu.be/jhz2fVM1rMA

They have a new social media manager who is pretty funny.

Maybe the DA has or will. She's certainly not a good person

"No - those aren't women, they're birthing individuals!!! Why are you such bigots?!?!?"

Which makes it an older violation of her rights and not a newer one. Still fucked up.

You've never been to the town, have you?

It's ok, but very much not heaven.

This is extra funny to me because my mom is TERRIFIED of snakes and once she lit the (gas) grill but a snake had gotten in it and when she opened it, the snake was pissed and climbing out of it. This bitch (said with love) pushed me into the dirt and ran inside and locked the door. I was 8! My dad had to come to the house from the firestation and search the yard for a flaming snake and I had to go through the gate to the front door to get inside lmao

I used to tell my brother that I didn't need to outrun the bear, I just needed to outrun him.

I guess this makes some degree of sense. It's a finance disclosure statement for lobbyist oversight. Honestly it might be for the best if people writing on politician have to disclose if they are being paid by another political entity

Are they good eatin’?

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That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought. Fact. Bears eat beets

So…wait - there’s *three* stones? 🤔

>all land is fucking indigenous

Willful ignorance. Gotta love it.

But this was the only safety briefing on bears we got in the Boy Scouts

Crazy that they had to apologize for stating a fact.

In Colombia they declared them invasive species

Wouldn't the slower friend be the one to push someone down? The faster friend doesn't need to push someone down, they can just outrun them.

Congrats to women for birthing everybody!

As I recall cocaine does have a legitimate medical use in eye surgery

That one was messed up- the group arrived and met a couple hikers who said “Don’t go that way, there’s a really aggressive bear following us…”

They went that way anyway, met the bear and it followed them. One of them did take a photo of the bear before it killed the one guy, kinda creepy.