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rugbat t1_jasxilq wrote
Reply to Colombia wants to deport 70 hippos from a group that once belonged to drug lord Pablo Escobar because they won’t stop breeding by DrSkyentist
Find some thrill seekers to go harvest "river oysters". They could become a special delicacy.
Strontium_9T t1_jasxa9j wrote
Reply to China accuses USA of abusing state power for banning TikTok on government devices. by ownmonster3000
Pot, meet kettle.
tanglekelp t1_jasx90z wrote
Reply to Toronto Raptors Apologize For 'Women's History Month' Video That Applauded Women For Having Babies – OutKick by wxcode
Sooo is this on this sub because it’s so stupid they made that video or because you think it’s weird that they apologized?
theguineapigssong t1_jaswqng wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
FANCY LIKE APPLEBEE'S!
Strontium_9T t1_jaswozp wrote
I thought she would have shown some concern over the fact that wind farms annihilate bird populations.
Oh well . .
GetlostMaps t1_jasw9gh wrote
Reply to comment by tee142002 in La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
Per-offence bonding is a human rights violation, as in a modern justice system the bond is related to the characteristics of the offender not the offence. Pro tip: mandatory minimum sentences are also internationally condemned as a violation of human rights. The US is a major offender against human rights every single day.
DCErik t1_jasw4t4 wrote
Reply to comment by Sir_the_Pipefitter in SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
r/FunnyandSad
RudeRepair5616 t1_jasw4n2 wrote
Reply to Pablo Escobar's "cocaine hippos" won't stop multiplying. Colombia wants to move dozens of them out of the country. by [deleted]
That's what cocaine hippos do, they get in your face.
GetlostMaps t1_jasvrxm wrote
Reply to comment by Aloha_Snackbar357 in SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
Thankyou for this well reasoned summary.
DrSkyentist OP t1_jasvlrp wrote
Reply to comment by Sloth_grl in Colombia wants to deport 70 hippos from a group that once belonged to drug lord Pablo Escobar because they won’t stop breeding by DrSkyentist
As would I
Sloth_grl t1_jasvk5p wrote
Reply to comment by DrSkyentist in Colombia wants to deport 70 hippos from a group that once belonged to drug lord Pablo Escobar because they won’t stop breeding by DrSkyentist
Interesting. I would try it
Sir_the_Pipefitter t1_jasvdhs wrote
Reply to comment by DCErik in SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
This is one of the funniest documentaries I've ever read. Wish I could upvote more than once.
DrSkyentist OP t1_jasv9an wrote
Reply to comment by Sloth_grl in Colombia wants to deport 70 hippos from a group that once belonged to drug lord Pablo Escobar because they won’t stop breeding by DrSkyentist
It's a pretty common dish in west Africa and is a delicacy in other parts of the world. Never tried it myself though
Sloth_grl t1_jasv3ld wrote
Reply to Colombia wants to deport 70 hippos from a group that once belonged to drug lord Pablo Escobar because they won’t stop breeding by DrSkyentist
Do people actually eat hippo meet?
GetlostMaps t1_jasupmw wrote
Reply to comment by glue715 in Premier 'astonished' at B.C. firm's claim it got Health Canada approval to make and sell cocaine by IHOP_007
It actually works well when targeted as part of a broader strategy - it's just that the US has never done broader strategies, they only ever done token efforts.
mymar101 t1_jasuni2 wrote
Museum museum.
onairmastering t1_jasu82h wrote
I am... speechless. I'm Latino and my wife is Brazilian, Only thing I wonder is safety, how do the neighbors feel about this.
GetlostMaps t1_jasu7f7 wrote
Reply to comment by TheManWhoHasThePlan in Premier 'astonished' at B.C. firm's claim it got Health Canada approval to make and sell cocaine by IHOP_007
What a waste
bdd6911 t1_jasu3f5 wrote
Reply to comment by SelfDestrekt in La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
If it isn’t reduced to something way way way lower this should be reposted at top of not the onion, and late stage capitalism, and probably a few others. Ridiculous.
DCErik t1_jastqsy wrote
Reply to SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
The Caravan is forming up in the predawn hours, in a Walmart parking lot in Columbia.
One by one, women of childbearing age arrive in cars driven by their mothers and grandmothers, and tearful goodbyes abound. Fleeing the violence and human rights abuses in their homeland, these women have no option but to seek freedom and safety in the first world.
The journey ahead is long, and fraught with danger, but these women see it as necessary to preserve their lives.
“Conditions here are just too dangerous,” said one woman, daughter in tow. “Between our failed health care system, 18th century economy, and the violence of our legislature against us, emigration is our only choice!”
“Women in my state should be considered ‘persons’ with rights, just like a fetus or blastocyst!”, said another.
In New York, California, and other states with “personhood” amendments for American women, preparations are being made to receive and acclimate refugees, while, in the fetus fetishizing states, the livestock are nervous.
GetlostMaps t1_jastp97 wrote
NOVEMBER 2022
GTFO
WaterChi t1_jasscki wrote
Reply to Colombia wants to deport 70 hippos from a group that once belonged to drug lord Pablo Escobar because they won’t stop breeding by DrSkyentist
I recommend hippoburgers. The US almost did that ... we were going import hippos to fight an invasive plant and for meat.
onairmastering t1_jassbtb wrote
Reply to Pablo Escobar's "cocaine hippos" won't stop multiplying. Colombia wants to move dozens of them out of the country. by [deleted]
This is hilarious. I love my country but shit, making a fucking theme park where Pablo lived? 😂
Recommended: "Sins of my father"
BrianKronberg t1_jassbnc wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
True, you should take out their knee first. You don't want them getting up too quick.
Armitage1 t1_jasy4ya wrote
Reply to Colombia wants to deport 70 hippos from a group that once belonged to drug lord Pablo Escobar because they won’t stop breeding by DrSkyentist
Hippos are invasive ?!