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LevelHeeded t1_jasqlnv wrote
Reply to comment by tinymonesters in National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
Exactly, if they're slower you don't need to push them down. Now if you're the slow one, or you're all the same speed, well then it's anyone's game.
what_would_freud_say t1_jaso6s7 wrote
Reply to SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
And so it begins...
BartholomewBandy t1_jasnzrb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
Slow friend is slow already…
MustLoveAllCats t1_jasniyp wrote
Good. All these stupid joke names that get voted up in public opinion polls are annoying. I get it, you want to have a bit of fun, but a ship or building shouldn't be stuck with that stupid name.
Psychomadeye t1_jasnad5 wrote
Reply to comment by jamesgelliott in La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
And why not just throw in some cyber crimes cause she used her phone too.
JerryKook t1_jasmz0n wrote
If the snow is soft/fresh deep ruts form at each gate because that is where all the racers turn. Deep ruts give the racers with low number bibs a huge advantage. If a racer gets in trouble, ruts can act like a ski jump and launch the racer.
Often places will inject a race hill with water and let the water freeze solid. An icy course makes it fairer for all racers. It is also much safer. This is done for all serious races.
Source: I have spent many hours pushing new snow off of race courses. You can do it if there isn't too much snow. These people were overwhelmed with too much snow.
BurstSausage t1_jasmxil wrote
Reply to Pablo Escobar's "cocaine hippos" won't stop multiplying. Colombia wants to move dozens of them out of the country. by [deleted]
Rocket launchers and barbecue sauce.
TripAtkinson t1_jasmwcn wrote
Reply to comment by getbehindmebeetus in National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
You might like the song Pure Morning by Placebo.
TheGrayBox t1_jasmg0v wrote
Reply to comment by mypantsareonmyhead in Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
Literally every one of these beers is a lager, lol.
r/ConfidentlyIncorrect
Creative-Kiwi-1700 t1_jaslagd wrote
Reply to comment by Ray_Pingeau in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
All land is fucking indigenous, what the fuck does she want? The reindeer can negotiate the god damn wind turbines so we don't have to burn coal to keep the hospitals on. Jesus christ.
jordantask t1_jasl0ux wrote
Reply to comment by Pathetian in La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
This is an arbitrary number set by statute for bond, which a judge could overturn when she has an actual bond hearing.
When she gets a bond hearing it’s probably not gonna be 18 million.
jordantask t1_jasktzz wrote
Reply to comment by bubba7557 in La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
It’s not excessive.
She was charged with almost 800 counts. Each count has an arbitrary bond of $25k. If you add up the total amount of bond for each count you end up with $18 million.
When she has an actual bond hearing the judge will probably overturn the arbitrary bond number and award something more reasonable.
hotlavatube t1_jaskc1n wrote
Reply to comment by Bubbagumpredditor in National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
"It's NOT funny..." - NPS ranger pouts, nursing his bear-inflicted injuries
mypantsareonmyhead t1_jaskaoc wrote
Reply to comment by TheGrayBox in Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
None of those beers are lagers though.
So by missing the point you've kinda proved the point.
I_am_Torok t1_jasjomg wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
Kid in NJ got killed by a bear a couple of years ago. Group of kids came across a bear and didn't follow guidelines of what you should do, scattered in different directions, and he was the one the bear chased down.
TheDevilsAdvokaat t1_jasinnz wrote
Why not? the name is perthect for it.
MartinTybourne t1_jasi7va wrote
Reply to comment by evil_timmy in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
Everyone who lives in a flat in Perth is a flat Perther. There are some house Perthers of course.
[deleted] t1_jasgx2k wrote
Reply to SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
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override367 t1_jasgwrb wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
you dont need to push them down, they'll occupy the bear longer if they're upright to start
Correct_Office2482 t1_jasguog wrote
Reply to comment by Kyosji in 2 arrested in Lake Worth for organized scented candle theft ring by someonee404
This comment needs more love
mpfritz t1_jasgi1r wrote
Reply to SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
Welcome to The Handmaids Tale.
Lentemern t1_jasge5l wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
Push a faster friend down and stick it to Darwin
Thomas_JCG t1_jasgbce wrote
Okay, so it wins because it's well designed with plenty of natural air-flow and light, unlike so many pretentious homes that people pay millions for.
DFWPunk t1_jasgay4 wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
That's exactly what a slow person would say.
Aloha_Snackbar357 t1_jasrise wrote
Reply to SC woman charged after allegedly consuming abortion pills to end pregnancy by MajesticOuting
Article title is surprisingly not misleading, but has essentially nothing to do with changes since Rowe v. Wade. The woman self induced an abortion at 25 weeks and 4 days (in October of 2021) after taking abortion pills without the oversight of a physician which violated preexisting 20 week abortion bans and self induced (non physician monitored) abortion bans.
South Carolina has draconian and dystopian laws pending and working their way through the legislature currently, but this particular incident is not the beginning of the hellscape we know is coming.
The fetus was passed the point of viability outside of the womb and you can argue about the morality of what she did endlessly, but at the end of the day she was arrested for breaking old and established laws within the state.