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RTwhyNot t1_jas5fum wrote
Reply to Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
Absolute joke. Mold on-Coors is stating an objective fact. Fuck Budweiser.
HighFromOly t1_jas5e2p wrote
Reply to Premier 'astonished' at B.C. firm's claim it got Health Canada approval to make and sell cocaine by IHOP_007
1st off, pharmaceutical cocaine has been in use for over a century as a topical painkiller. 2nd off, pharmaceutical cocaine is 10% purity and NO ONE would use it to get high
aenteus t1_jas5cc7 wrote
Reply to comment by slackfrop in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
Perthy McMuseum Face
Chickentrap t1_jas584x wrote
Reply to comment by MadeInThe in National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
So we can shoot each other rather than die by bear, smart
tinymonesters t1_jas54ew wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
I'd never push a slower friend down. Why would I need to? I'm faster....duh.
Potatoswatter t1_jas51gc wrote
Reply to comment by Abides1948 in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
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Mister_Buddy t1_jas4k4d wrote
Reply to comment by byOlaf in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
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MadeInThe t1_jas4iha wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
Both friends could carry a firearm, sure try bear spray first but the minimum should be a firearm.
frealfr t1_jas48ui wrote
Reply to Premier 'astonished' at B.C. firm's claim it got Health Canada approval to make and sell cocaine by IHOP_007
It goes to all of the Canadian government funded drug addicts.
Missilelaneus t1_jas44fz wrote
Reply to comment by GreasyWerker118 in Pablo Escobar's "cocaine hippos" won't stop multiplying. Colombia wants to move dozens of them out of the country. by [deleted]
cocaine cinematic universe, they'll probably buy the rights to to breaking bad and expand to meth in phase 2
Firm_Transportation3 t1_jas3vbl wrote
Reply to comment by macchareen in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
No one in Kentucky talks that properly.
1SamSparks t1_jas3jq2 wrote
Reply to comment by slackfrop in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
Ha, I came here to say that exact same thing!
samuelgato t1_jas3hxw wrote
Reply to comment by Dagonium in Premier 'astonished' at B.C. firm's claim it got Health Canada approval to make and sell cocaine by IHOP_007
Prohibition creates more problems than it solves. The war on drugs is a failure
firemonkeywoman t1_jas38mw wrote
Reply to comment by Croakerboo in Premier 'astonished' at B.C. firm's claim it got Health Canada approval to make and sell cocaine by IHOP_007
No. This nose bleed would not stop. I had random nose bleeds, several a year, and this one just would not stop, so after an hour my mom took me to the ER, they cauterized the offending artery/vein, I still get nose bleeds now and then but haven't had one that wouldn't stop since that incident. I have had issues with my blood not clotting like it should all my life, I have had two blood transfusions an picked up a nasty hep c infection from that. Great fun.
MattTheHarris t1_jas386n wrote
Reply to comment by stanley604 in National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
Carry a handgun, not for the bear but so you don't have to experience being eaten alive
Negative-Emotion-795 t1_jas2pvx wrote
Reply to Pablo Escobar's "cocaine hippos" won't stop multiplying. Colombia wants to move dozens of them out of the country. by [deleted]
Hollywood really whiffed by passing on Cocaine Hippo.
Johnny_B_Thundergun t1_jas2han wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
If your friend doesn't have the balance to keep running, that's simply natural selection
Negative-Emotion-795 t1_jas2fpp wrote
Reply to Premier 'astonished' at B.C. firm's claim it got Health Canada approval to make and sell cocaine by IHOP_007
WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN of licensed scientists and medical personnel?
WraithCadmus t1_jas2b6n wrote
Reply to comment by Dirty_Quesadilla in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
Confusingly, while the baked good rhymes with 'gone' or 'cone' (regional variations), the important rock rhymes with 'boon'.
SpiritDCRed t1_jas25ku wrote
Reply to comment by CrizzyBill in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
The Internet Historian has a great video on all of the ridiculous poll results. Love that channel
mouse6502 t1_jas17jb wrote
Reply to 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
And right after, shouted "GET A LAWYER!"
That young toddler's name.. Gene Takovic
reddit455 t1_jas0qnz wrote
Reply to Premier 'astonished' at B.C. firm's claim it got Health Canada approval to make and sell cocaine by IHOP_007
AFIAK, they need to certify test kits -(chemical sniffers) train dogs, etc.
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there's a standard that has to be met for the test kit you use to lock someone up.
the target substance need to be standardized just the same.
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NIST Chemistry WebBook, SRD 69
https://webbook.nist.gov/cgi/cbook.cgi?ID=C50362&Mask=200
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Cocaine
Formula: C17H21NO4
Molecular weight: 303.3529
IUPAC Standard InChI: InChI=1S/C17H21NO4/c1-18-12-8-9-13(18)15(17(20)21-2)14(10-12)22-16(19)11-6-4-3-5-7-11/h3-7,12-15H,8-10H2,1-2H3/t12?,13?,14-,15+/m0/s1 Copy
InChI version 1.06
IUPAC Standard InChIKey: ZPUCINDJVBIVPJ-PFSRBDOWSA-N Copy
CAS Registry Number: 50-36-2
Chemical structure: C17H21NO4
This structure is also available as a 2d Mol file
Stereoisomers:
Pseudococaine
Allococaine
Other names: 8-Azabicyclo[3.2.1]octane-2-carboxylic acid, 3-(benzoyloxy)-8-methyl-, methyl ester, [1R-(exo,exo)]-; 1αH,5αH-Tropane-2β-carboxylic acid, 3β-hydroxy-, methyl ester, benzoate (ester); L-Cocaine; Benzoylmethylecgonine; Ecgonine, methyl ester, benzoate (ester); Neurocaine; 2β-Carbomethoxy-3β-benzoyloxytropane; 2β-Tropanecarboxylic acid, 3β-hydroxy-, methyl ester, benzoate (ester); 1-α-H,5-α-H-Tropane-2-β-carboxylic acid, 3-β-hydroxy-, methyl ester, benzoate; Bernice; Bernies; Burese; Cecil; Cholly; Coke; Corine; Ecgonine, methyl ester, benzoate; Eritroxilina; Erytroxylin; Girl; Gold dust; Happy dust; Kokain; Kokan; Kokayeen; Methyl 3-β-hydroxy-1-α-H,5-α-H-tropane-2-β-carboxylate benzoate; Star dust; 2-β-Tropanecarboxylic acid, 3-β-hydroxy-, methyl ester, benzoate; 3-Tropanylbenzoate-2-carboxylic acid methyl ester; Methyl 3β-hydroxy-1αH,5αH-tropane-2β-carboxylate benzoate (ester); 3β-Hydroxy-2β-tropanecarboxylic acid methyl ester, benzoate; 2-Methyl-3β-hydroxy-1αH,5αH-tropane-2β-carboxylate benzoate (ester); (1R,2R,3S,5S)-2-Methoxycarbonyltropan-3-yl benzoate
cannibaljim t1_jas0803 wrote
Looks well built. Doesn't seem fair to call it a shack.
blarglwharbl t1_jarzuvj wrote
Reply to comment by Stepawayfrmthkyboard in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
Crap is universal
aenteus t1_jas5ie6 wrote
Reply to comment by Secondsmakeminutes in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
The roomba is named trainy mctrainface