Running past them? Fair enough.

Exactly, eventually you’ll be the slowest one left if you keep eliminating the people behind you. Then your friends will leave you behind. Trip the track star and keep more bodies between you and the bear

Tell the intern if he can catch one, he gets to have a real job.

A park ranger at Glacier National Park (home of many Grizzly bears) told us what to do if attacked by a Grizzly: climb the nearest tree and throw your wallet as far as you can.

He said that way, they'll know who it was that got eaten.

They're still going to do it though 😆

Is that why they hunt in dumpsters and trashcans? LOL

The THRILL OF THE CHASE of Applebees leftovers.

You gotta know that the number of people who need to hear that message isn't zero...

They couldn’t afford that name. Do you know what it’s worth?

Perthy McPerth-Face should also be considered.

So... if my nose bleeds for... a normal reason, the doctors will give me cocaine?

I made a "false fact nancy grace" meme a decade ago in adviceanimals

"Canada is trying to legalize medicinal cocaine"

> Travis also said that while $18 million is a lofty number, it is not the official bond set by a judge. Prior to a bond hearing, crimes have preset bond figures and the preset bond for each one of her counts is $25,000. The $18 million number is a cumulative total amount based on the preset figure set for the over 800 counts she faces.

The number is insane, but it would be completely different if a judge had given this instead. Most likely it will be heavily reduced.

Stop hiring shitty leadership that doesn’t have enough experience to understand their audience - they shouldn’t be so bad at their jobs that things need to go to a public poll.

No, they're not selling it over the counter to anyone who asks. So it's not legal yet. The argument I keep hearing about companies that try selling it, online or in a store, is for harm reduction. They say they want to eliminate street dealers selling toxic drugs by offering a safer alternative. I can only believe that if they sell it at a higher potency and reduced cost while generating just enough profit to stay active. Otherwise, they're just more of the same typical dealers, cutting their shit with pig dewormer to inflate their product and max out their profits.

Wow, I got to the end of the article before I realized this was Perth, Scotland and not Perth, Western Australia. The article started talking about the ancient roots to the Stone of Destiny and I was confused that the museum was honoring Scottish immigrants instead of the Whadjuk Noongar People.

What if they're more of a casual acquaintance?

I had emergency minor surgery to stop a nosebleed once and the Dr used liquid cocaine to numb the area. I was nine and flying!

Cocaine bears... Cocaine hippos.....Cocaine budgies.....Cocaine yaks.....Cocaine dung beetles.....

A friend with weed is better…

Truly wonderful headline - here's the details:

>Health Canada clarified the parameters for granting the licence, saying the company is licensed to sell for scientific and medical purposes only.

>"They cannot sell products to the general public," the federal department said.

>Adastra Labs can only sell to other licence holders who have cocaine listed on their licence, namely pharmacists, practitioners, hospitals, or the holder of an exemption for research purposes, Health Canada said.

I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with you. Just pointing out that there's always 2 ways to look at the situation.

We should also make murder legal. Laws against it hasn't been working for hundreds of years.

We tried that with booze once and it didn’t work at all and keeping coke illegal hasnt been working for 50 years

San Bernardino man convicted of violent armed assaults released pending sentencing, murders police officer. We should have charged him for stealing lunch, he would have stayed in jail.

Or maybe booze and cigarettes should be illegal as they're as dangerous as cocaine?