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Stepawayfrmthkyboard t1_jarhub8 wrote
Reply to comment by jimmymd77 in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
Crap na daoine seo a ghoid
12baakets t1_jarhfo7 wrote
Reply to La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
ChatGPT is still in beta bros
Corgibelle83 t1_jarhdil wrote
Reply to comment by LitLitten in Black fungus covering houses and trees blamed on Jack Daniels’ barrelhouses by kangarooturd
Mucormycosis enters the chat.
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lord-huggington t1_jargmlo wrote
100k well spend
[deleted] t1_jarg30k wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
True, if they are slower, the bear will catch them on it's own. Trip a faster freind.
Pathetian t1_jarfnxj wrote
Reply to La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
I've never heard of anyone getting bond that high. Maybe like 2-5m for murder, bur past that they just deny bond right?
Must be an automatic amount for each charge or denying bond completely isn't allowed.
aarkwilde t1_jarfhig wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
A friend with bad knees is a friend indeed.
Nopenothu t1_jarfah0 wrote
Reply to Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
It shouldn't taste like it got fished from a toilet either, but Coors, Miller, Bud Weiser, Pabst, etc keep getting away with it.
TheRealMisterNatural OP t1_jarf9mo wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
Bear safety tip number 1: "Don't feed your friends to hungry bears."
ZS88 t1_jarendh wrote
Reply to La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
So 12k worth of fraudulent charges equals a $18 million bond? Makes sense
/s
druffischnuffi t1_jare0o3 wrote
Reply to comment by BatteryAcid67 in Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
I agree. I drink alcoholic beverages for the effect and not for the taste. Alcohol itself is awful and the only way to make it less awful is to hide it's taste behind loads of sugar.
I will now lose my German citizenship after having said that
jamesgelliott t1_jarc2lv wrote
Reply to comment by malkavich in La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
Different jurisdictions. Louisiana must take crime far more seriously than DC or the federal government. But her crime is more than just felony theft. Charges will include financial exploitation of the elderly or infirmed because of the age of the aunt. And I'm just guessing but this probably isn't her first offense.
jamesgelliott t1_jarbxqe wrote
Reply to La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
Her crimes go beyond just felony theft. Because of the age of the aunt they will include exploitation of the elderly or infirmed. And it's highly likely it wasn't her first offense
Several_Emphasis_434 t1_jarbpc4 wrote
Reply to comment by Original_Telephone_2 in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
Where did you get that from? That didn’t come from me.
CaveatRumptor t1_jar7j5b wrote
Reply to La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
The aunt probably felt very betrayed and violated.
[deleted] t1_jar77wp wrote
Reply to comment by CrizzyBill in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
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CrizzyBill t1_jar76wy wrote
>In 2010, a poll to decide a new tour destination for singer Justin Bieber resulted in North Korea taking the top spot.
Never knew about this one before.
OldBob10 t1_jar6cwi wrote
Reply to comment by eeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeE6 in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
Uh…I believe the “Perth” in question here is the one in Scotland, since they mention “Perth and Kinross” and the Stone of Destiny (i.e. the Stone of Scone), while I’m guessing you’re referring to the city in Western Australia (of which I have some good memories 😊). But what the heck do I know, I’m just a dumb American…
malkavich t1_jar5suf wrote
Reply to La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
All the while January 6th terrorists get less.
OldBob10 t1_jar5ix8 wrote
Very sensible and practical. God bless the Scots. 😊
jimmymd77 t1_jar4m2i wrote
Reply to comment by eeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeE6 in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
It means 'crap these people stole' in the indigenous language.
Proof-Brother1506 t1_jar3xmo wrote
Reply to comment by DrunkenOlympian in La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
DO NOT COMMIT FINANCIAL CRIMES IF YOU ARE POOR.
If rich: See other rules on the reverse side of the page.
titanofold t1_jar3pbt wrote
Reply to comment by JimC29 in 2 arrested in Lake Worth for organized scented candle theft ring by someonee404
Thanks. I keep forgetting online exists.
Bubbagumpredditor t1_jarhxrt wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
Sounds like someone at the park service is a slowpoke