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charface1 t1_jar2t6u wrote
Reply to La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
She only ordered from Frog Ross’s Foie Grasturant.
Aggressive-Package79 t1_jar1tbz wrote
Reply to comment by SmackEh in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
That name was already taken.
MotoRandom t1_jar1grw wrote
Reply to comment by Secondsmakeminutes in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
Our pad device in the living room is named "Whatso whatso". Thank you Bender.
Infernalism t1_jar0r05 wrote
Reply to La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
Fucking Louisiana, Texas' stupid next door neighbor.
I'm so fucking glad I moved out of the South. Fucking morons, all of them.
monogreenforthewin t1_jar0hdb wrote
Reply to La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
so wait a minute stolen credit card for takeout results in a bigger bond requirement than people who tried to overthrow the government?
DrunkenOlympian t1_jar05pd wrote
Reply to La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
Meanwhile the people responsible for the opioid crisis killed hundreds of thousands of people and didn't even have to admit wrongdoing, they just paid a fine. This country is fuuuuuucked up.
52MeowCat t1_jaqzh1h wrote
From 2006 but a very interesting read.
Baidarka64 t1_jaqzafk wrote
Reply to La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
So…basically she is responsible for the DD service fees.
bilateralrope t1_jaqydfz wrote
Reply to comment by Moosetappropriate in Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
Stop revealing their trade secrets.
tabovilla t1_jaqy6zi wrote
Reply to La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
daamn, what was she doordashing? realstate?
Justme100001 t1_jaqwasg wrote
I would go for The Perth Museum
blindwit t1_jaqvx26 wrote
Reply to La. woman accused of using aunt’s debit card for 136 DoorDash orders held on $18 million bond by pete1729
18 million? So half the total of all those orders?
new_account_6281 t1_jaqvkoo wrote
Reply to comment by eeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeE6 in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
I don't, it should have been "the perth museum museum of perth in perth"
ZealousidealClub4119 t1_jaqtd0t wrote
From other Perth here. 🇦🇺
Our new museum is called Boola Bardip
evil_timmy t1_jaqt8up wrote
Reply to comment by CurlSagan in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
As long as they're not Flat Perthers.
Moosetappropriate t1_jaqs568 wrote
Reply to comment by jamcdonald120 in Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
I don’t get it. American beer doesn’t taste like water. It tastes more like the output of the Budweiser wagon team.
Secondsmakeminutes t1_jaqrsr1 wrote
Reply to comment by SmackEh in Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
Not going to lie my TV is named "Telly McTellyface"
SmackEh t1_jaqrb1j wrote
Not "Museum McMuseum-face"
The_FuckworkOrange t1_jaqr6il wrote
Reply to comment by --zaxell-- in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
Yeah high-chair-berg!
O1O1O1O1O t1_jaqr5pn wrote
Reply to comment by wasnew4s in Black fungus covering houses and trees blamed on Jack Daniels’ barrelhouses by kangarooturd
Bleach or vinegar? I'm unfamiliar with this fungus, but for removing mold from boats vinegar is the preferred method. Bleach leaves a background level of spores behind.
jerflash t1_jaqqm68 wrote
Reply to comment by CleverInnuendo in Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
Miller light I like over colors but I will buy both. I will only drink bud or bud light if it’s free
jerflash t1_jaqqk53 wrote
Reply to comment by TheGrayBox in Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
Cope banquet and Miller high life are basically the same since they are made by the same place
CurlSagan t1_jaqqd4a wrote
The people of Perth are very sensible about names. That's why they call themselves Perthlings.
turtle_eating t1_jaqp90x wrote
The KISS principle works with names too.
CatchingRays t1_jar3d8b wrote
Reply to Perth museum naming poll chooses 'Perth Museum' by must_go
Seems we are hearing about this poll a little late.