The one domestic I like. Which was weird to me, since Coors is my least favorite of the 'lights'.

Molson Coors makes an enormous list of beers including a ton of European imports and a ton of regional craft beers.

They can be, but they are not.

Neither does Coors Banquet

In the US you can.

That’s nonsense. Lagers can be fantastic. I’m guessing you aren’t aware of how varied the style can be.

And we all know what happens to snitches.

American beer is like having sex in a canoe.

Methinks doth protest too quickly.

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I honestly thought that was the point of these beers? They taste like water so I can drink like 10 of them if I want I must be missing something.

damn bro lost hide and seek to a toddler

Coors: "Hey, you know beer shouldnt taste like water"

Budweiser: "OBJECTION! Slander!"

Coors: "How did you know we were talking about you?"

Budweiser: "...."

Omg I thought you were joking. Yeah I'm sure the fucking toddler said all that with her hands on her hips.

How else do you cover up the stench of murder?? With ocean breeze scent candles of course!

Imagine an island with two hills. Ocean rises and covers everything but the hills. Now you have two islands. Everybody wins.

Possible, but not that dependent on what you do. I mean sure there are plenty of things that will make crime more likely to happen to you. And you can decline to ask for anyone's help in any situation, but the whole thing about violent crimes is that they are things done to you, completely against your will.

Sure, you can go off the grid, live on island so remote there aren't even reptiles to invade your space. You'll reduce the probability of being victimized by a living organism to effectively zero, but that doesn't sound like "other options" on how to live that sounds like an "other option".

Perhaps what I should be asking what you mean by not requiring "the help of the police." Nobody except the dependents of police officers really depend on the police day to day, or even yearly. Perhaps, maybe once a decade over 50% of people will have called the cops once to report something stolen or a possible gunshot.

The only problem is this article is from 17 years ago.

Is that why the beer in GTA V is called Pißwasser?

Toddler boutta learn real early that snitches get stitches

Wow snitchhhh lol

That's ridiculous.

Yeah, the "It's good to be honest we shouldn't lie" sounds like something right out of children's educational programming. If it wasn't on TV, it's the type of things preschool covers. Although it makes me think the toddler had to be at least 3 or 4 years old to do such a speech.

The look of toilet papered trees reminds me of people who do a shotty job of making fake spiderwebs look 'web like' - they just stretch around a few weird lumpy and lanky lines of plastic cotton; makes you wonder why they even bothered "lol"

Edit for context: and these people will usually just leave it on bushes and fences weeks after the holiday, so things looks grubby AF.... So the city throwing up their hands at toilet paper litter after a major city event 🙈🤨😠😡, wth

Bake him away, toys!

... just do what the kid says