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TolMera t1_japv7yx wrote
UrbanDryad t1_japuzve wrote
Reply to comment by ZhugeSimp in Black fungus covering houses and trees blamed on Jack Daniels’ barrelhouses by kangarooturd
It says in the article that Jack was there first, was warned, and the problem was manageable. But they're building more and more and more barrelhouses in the same concentrated location. And it's now getting impossible to manage.
LitLitten t1_japujua wrote
Reply to comment by wasnew4s in Black fungus covering houses and trees blamed on Jack Daniels’ barrelhouses by kangarooturd
That is typically what fungi do.
The clarification was to help dissuade others from confusing baudoinia with stachybotrys, or black mold, which can pose an immediate health risk.
tenuto40 t1_japu70v wrote
WW2 Philippines: PANIC!
(One of Philippines’ reference names is “The 7,000 Islands”)
gordongortrell t1_japu276 wrote
Duffman66CMU t1_japtgv6 wrote
Reply to comment by SirReginaldTitsworth in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
It’s been too long for me, then. I’ll have to re-read!
SirReginaldTitsworth t1_japsvp6 wrote
Reply to comment by Duffman66CMU in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
My sibling in Christ that is a Gregor the overlander reference. The bug people?
wasnew4s t1_japs9kh wrote
Reply to comment by LitLitten in Black fungus covering houses and trees blamed on Jack Daniels’ barrelhouses by kangarooturd
The fungus is not benign. It is only graceful mercy it is not directly harmful to humans. It will destroy any organic material left outside including porches and supports. The only way to remove it is to wash it with bleach and water and even then it will return in three months.
macchareen t1_japs5bk wrote
Reply to comment by nearfantastica00 in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
Unless a grownup said it to the kid and it made an impression. The hands on hips makes me think the kid may be mimicking someone.
THE-ARTIST-T t1_japrqaa wrote
Reply to comment by Several_Emphasis_434 in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
It's possible to live a life that doesn't require the help of the police. There are other options.
inkubys t1_japr0it wrote
Reply to comment by goosebattle in Japan just found 7,000 islands it didn't know it had by shithousedlabrum
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth
Duffman66CMU t1_japr08l wrote
Reply to comment by SirReginaldTitsworth in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
Not Harry Potter, this one has bats.
charshine t1_japqw86 wrote
Reply to comment by CascadianExpat in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
Respecting the earth AND the human beings on it are both equally, and incredibly important
alucard_shmalucard t1_japqodg wrote
Reply to comment by Several_Emphasis_434 in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
ill call a crack head. they'll do it for a 20 and a McDonald's sprite faster than cops can
jerflash t1_jappxdy wrote
Reply to comment by FlatPineappleSociety in Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
sriracha and cholula are both pretty amazing. I love all sorts of beers as well.
you definitely seem the type of dude that brings the hardest to drink IPA to every party or beach day because it’s your whole personality lol
FlatPineappleSociety t1_japphrv wrote
Reply to comment by jerflash in Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
If you think miller high life doesn't taste like nothing, I am willing to bet your favorite hot sauce is mayonnaise.
provocative_bear t1_japozhy wrote
This has to be the nation-state equivalent to finding like a twenty in the wash.
HarryHacker42 t1_japoq64 wrote
Reply to MARDI GRAS: No cleanup planned for toilet paper covered trees after Tucks "Rain typically washes the toilet paper off of the trees," said a representative from the Mayor's Office. by Tiger21SoN
Did anybody specify if the toilet paper was "used" or "new". After doing a bunch of Ebay, I have to say it is an important question!
PerNewton t1_japokv5 wrote
In Minnesota?
RampantRooster t1_japojct wrote
Reply to Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
Water doesn't need to be thrown shade like this. Water is delicious and refreshing. The average lager tastes like piss, not water.
jerflash t1_japocee wrote
Reply to comment by BigBigMonkeyMan in Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
High life does not taste like water.
swisscriss t1_japnffu wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
Great reference, your references are insane bro
EarthenEyes t1_japmbgd wrote
Reply to MARDI GRAS: No cleanup planned for toilet paper covered trees after Tucks "Rain typically washes the toilet paper off of the trees," said a representative from the Mayor's Office. by Tiger21SoN
Toilet paper the mayor's house. See how that story fucking changes real quick.
JimC29 t1_japljre wrote
Reply to comment by titanofold in 2 arrested in Lake Worth for organized scented candle theft ring by someonee404
Step 2. Sell them online
sneakyplanner t1_japvby5 wrote
Reply to Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
How can you argue that cops don't see themselves as an occupying military force when they literally copy everything about the military down to awards?