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GetlostMaps t1_japkq0y wrote
Reply to Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
It's mainstream American beer - it's pretty much the same as having sex in a canoe ... Fucking close to water.
SirReginaldTitsworth t1_japkh6v wrote
Reply to comment by Duffman66CMU in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
Snitches aren’t worth any baskets
Several_Emphasis_434 t1_japkfdo wrote
Reply to comment by Original_Telephone_2 in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
What happens when your needs the help of the police? This is sad!
[deleted] t1_japk9zh wrote
Effective-Elevator83 t1_japjuh7 wrote
First it’s airsoft bros, and now Gaza bros
spidermans_mom t1_japibgb wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
Not a bad band name
Gordon_Explosion t1_japhlv8 wrote
Reply to Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
Wow. AB-InBev just got defensive because someone said light beer shouldn't taste like water.
Like, the shoe is fitting, and they put it on publicly.
Apollo_Frost80 t1_japgz9i wrote
Reply to 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
I guess this kid’s never read Great Expectations. Pick up a book once in a while, toddler!
swisscriss t1_japgyxw wrote
Reply to MARDI GRAS: No cleanup planned for toilet paper covered trees after Tucks "Rain typically washes the toilet paper off of the trees," said a representative from the Mayor's Office. by Tiger21SoN
Just like how they tell you not to worry about dead hobos in Alaska, bears will take care of them before they start to smell
ZealousidealClub4119 t1_japfziy wrote
Reply to Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
>Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water'
>The National Advertising Division told Molson Coors it had to stop using the phrase after Anheuser-Busch challenged it.
>Anheuser-Busch ... owns multiple global brands, notably Budweiser, Michelob, Stella Artois, and Beck's.
"Next target, homeopathic medicines! Mwahahaha!"
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BreakingtheBreeze t1_japfbrl wrote
Reply to Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
When the police move into a gated community with security fencing, that is when you start to sweat. Make them live in the city they are supposed to serve. Reward and acclaim those that find non-violent resolutions. Protect the good cops. There are good cops out there, it is getting harder to find them. The hardest thing to keep in mind though, is all police pick and chose which law they will enforce and when.
BreakingtheBreeze t1_japd5kv wrote
Reply to comment by BNI_sp in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Evidently you have never had a paper cut while handing out a particularly tough parking ticket...in the rain
BreakingtheBreeze t1_japcnew wrote
Reply to comment by Lemesplain in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Turning it into what we in the navy called a gedunk medal. Yeah, I was on the other coast when we took on Grenada.
Original_Telephone_2 t1_japb2cw wrote
Reply to 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
I've been teaching my kid since birth to not trust cops.
theraoul t1_japanyk wrote
Meanwhile, here in the East I've had races this season with literal grass patches in between gates. To my west coast friends, that's a good problem to have.
Kyosji t1_jap8xbi wrote
Laugh, Love, Life in prison.
SlothInATrenchCoat t1_jap8bcs wrote
Reply to 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
Hey, this is my hometown, and not a surprising headline at all. Lol
MeatSuitRiot t1_jap8agh wrote
Reply to Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
Mainstream lager is piss
Dr-Retz t1_jap85if wrote
Hope someone can post a Japanese translation of “Holy shit boss,I just found 7000 more islands we own”,
shalafi71 t1_jap7ood wrote
Reply to comment by Colt1911-45 in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Another reply from me.
"Defund the police", is about the dumbest political slogan I've ever heard in life. And I ain't new here.
Too much to unpack from that phrase. You and I know the idea is to divert police funding to more appropriate responders.
And yes, drop the drug war. That's not gonna fly because it's an effective way to lock up "undesirables". Read: "POC, white trash, anyone we don't like."
cool2hate t1_jap77yg wrote
Reply to comment by Ogre730 in US Army sparks a fashion craze in militant Gaza by AnAlbumCover2021
I know hey, a fashion article without even a single picture!?
shalafi71 t1_jap6v6e wrote
Reply to comment by Colt1911-45 in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Sane reply there. Of course reddit will bury you for not toeing the party line. Comrade /u/Colt1911-45
I'd argue this; Police don't need more funding and training. After all, you can't train morals. It's nice to think more training would work, but as you say, "If we keep shitting on policing as a career you are gonna get more lazy and stupid cops and some who join to bully people. " I'd say it's far, far too late. We've been there for decades.
If we keep spouting "ACAB", and I'm a believer BTW, we push them into tighter and tighter isolation. There are no good outcomes from isolating a group of armed civilians.
We need to fund teams who will intervene in situations where armed men do not belong. Mental health crisis's come to mind. We should not be sending a bull to deal with an unruly teenager or a man having a schizophrenic episode. FFS, cops have responded to suicide calls and shot the "offender".
Anyway, sorry you got beat up for that post. Nothing terribly controversial there. I see less and less ability for us to have a civil conversation in America.
(BTW, LOVE your username. My Government Model is my all-time favorite. The history behind that machine is fascinating. Got a framed canvas print of the original 02/14/1911 patent by John Browning. Say it with me, "Back-to-back world war champs baby!")
Hellioning t1_jap6ryu wrote
Reply to 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
Darn narcs.
Blayze93 t1_japlfc2 wrote
Reply to Japan just found 7,000 islands it didn't know it had by shithousedlabrum
Bah. I can't even find one island I didn't know I had =(