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goosebattle t1_jap5yix wrote
Reply to comment by inkubys in Japan just found 7,000 islands it didn't know it had by shithousedlabrum
Water covers rock. Rock crushes bird. Bird drinks water.
BigBigMonkeyMan t1_jap5y3d wrote
Reply to Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
all these beers taste like water…
Stickysocks182 t1_jap5s2g wrote
Reply to comment by nearfantastica00 in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
Kind of a cringe move to put your hands on your hips and say a line that an anime character would say.
calliatom t1_jap5jss wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
So? With that wording it sounds like the kid was a relative of the fugitive. Whom everyone else in the family was lying to protect.
BNI_sp t1_jap5b2p wrote
Reply to comment by RheaButt in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
That's ok, I guess. Worse are those that think they are the big elite fighters but do not have adequate training and don't realize that stopping people for traffic violations is probably not the same as hunting terrorists.
shalafi71 t1_jap59a4 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
"You're not cop, you're little people."
Even more true than in 1981.
[deleted] t1_jap5244 wrote
shalafi71 t1_jap4vee wrote
Reply to comment by EvenBetterCool in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Killing over property. Fuck is wrong with us?
Local man had a empty trailer on an adjacent lot. Some guy came creeping around, looked like he was breaking in. Next night, this guy setup a lawn chain in the tree line to execute the intruder.
Victim survived, last I heard. Dude was shocked to be arrested for murder. Yeah, they found 5 spent .223 shells around his chair. Imagine that. Fairly sure he admitted shooting the guy, little fuzzy on that fact.
If I'm not clear, the intruder was trying to jimmy the door on an empty trailer, next door to the shooter. Shooter owned both lots and the trailer.
Anywho, over on nextdoor.com, people were defending the shooter. About 50/50:
"The fuck is broken with your moral compass?!"
and
"Fuck around and find out."
America doesn't have a gun problem. We have a morality problem.
Kraphtuos968 t1_jap4q6z wrote
Reply to 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
Unfortunately the child doesn't understand that drug laws are unethical
PureLock33 t1_jap3z0b wrote
Reply to comment by not_that_planet in Nebraska cheerleader competes alone at state competition after squad backs out: 'Proud of myself' by geekman20
All I can say is she's a brave one for going thru with the routine.
elevenminutesago t1_jap3v4g wrote
Reply to comment by I_am_Guy_Incognito in 2 arrested in Lake Worth for organized scented candle theft ring by someonee404
The large metal top tumblers go for $34 each on Yankee Candle's website. 3 candles and is $100 worth of merchandise. That's a quick and easy way to rack up larceny charges.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jap3r0x wrote
Reply to comment by cdistefa in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
anonymity and cookies
Ogre730 t1_jap3oz2 wrote
Dafuq!?
trucorsair t1_jap3m7y wrote
Reply to comment by BNI_sp in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Just going to drop this here, in the US military the Purple Heart is also called “the enemy marksmanship medal”. I have one from an IED that almost blew my hand off, luckily the shrapnel hit my metal watch band, tore it all to hell but it took the bulk of the impact, only ended up with six or seven stitches.
MasonP2002 t1_jap3i15 wrote
Reply to comment by WaterChi in Student knocks teacher unconscious after she took away his Nintendo Switch by Rayanmargham
Everything's alleged until you're convicted.
RheaButt t1_jap3glc wrote
Reply to comment by BNI_sp in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Yeah there's definitely a fair few who are just carrying over into another government job so they can work out the rest of their years until pension
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[deleted] t1_jap3bxb wrote
Reply to comment by TheStaplergun in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
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BNI_sp t1_jap3963 wrote
Reply to comment by RheaButt in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
To be fair, there are cops which are ex-military. But in general, I think there is a part that want to cosplay. See for example the piece that John Oliver did a couple of years back on the militarization of the police.
Edit: But even worse are the Kyle R.s of the world that want to be tough shooters, but are too lazy to join and get wet, cold and dirty in the mud.
[deleted] t1_jap36hy wrote
Reply to comment by Jeoh in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
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Still-Standard9476 t1_jap307q wrote
Reply to Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Fuck that pig. They straight up murdered an innocent man in front of a children's school for literally no reason, within a minute after the guy said he was afraid of cops because of police violence.
ACAB
jjj_ddd_rrr t1_jap2rqn wrote
I thought passports are government property and it would be 'illegal' for someone to destroy one.
behv t1_jap2mup wrote
Reply to comment by Spectre1-4 in Too much snow cancels state ski racing championships by where_is_my_monkey
It's a course preparation matter. You need a groomed surface and fences to line the course and since it's ski racing, poles in the ground to mark the actual course
Lake Tahoe just got close to 10 feet of snowfall, meaning the courses were presumably buried and have to basically be remade. It's not "they got some fresh snow" it's "there's so much snow resorts are closing for a couple days to dig themselves out of it to resume lift operations"
inkubys t1_jap2jay wrote
Reply to comment by GeneralNathanJessup in Japan just found 7,000 islands it didn't know it had by shithousedlabrum
Uhhh?
Rising water covers rocks/islands dude
Duffman66CMU t1_jap64fp wrote
Reply to 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
As they say in Gregor, the Overlander, “courage only counts when you can count.”