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RheaButt t1_jap24bv wrote
Reply to comment by BNI_sp in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Cops fucking love to cosplay as military while being too lazy to actually join
Spectre1-4 t1_jap1o2w wrote
Reply to comment by HaAnotherLlama in Too much snow cancels state ski racing championships by where_is_my_monkey
Bunch of loosely packed snow can cause an avalanche?
nearfantastica00 t1_jap16rc wrote
Reply to comment by Dillweed999 in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
yeah that is absolutely not what the kid said.
I question the validity of the whole thing.
say-jack-o-lanterns t1_jap15ta wrote
Reply to Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
That murdering thug deserves the worst fste imaginable
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Reply to comment by Colt1911-45 in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
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Azarium t1_jaozfe2 wrote
Reply to comment by boersc in Black fungus covering houses and trees blamed on Jack Daniels’ barrelhouses by kangarooturd
Aye it covers a decent radius around every well established distillery, everywhere in the world and it's well known. We know when you start seeing black trees there's a distillery close.
Maybe slow news day.
--zaxell-- t1_jaozb12 wrote
Reply to comment by Lemesplain in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
You can also get it for being shot in Call of Duty.
Dillweed999 t1_jaoz2ln wrote
Reply to comment by Virata in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
And then everybody clapped
TheButcherOfBaklava t1_jaoytmq wrote
Reply to Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
From my understanding, a Purple Heart can only be awarded to someone injured during a war.
Hope this pig roasts
Haha1867hoser420 t1_jaoys5s wrote
Reply to Man stabbed outside new police foot patrol office hours before grand opening by insane_contin
😂! I thought to myself, what are the chances of this being in canada? AND IT WAS!
Turtle-power2021 t1_jaoxz4h wrote
Reply to comment by cdistefa in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
Also ice cream
Colt1911-45 t1_jaowopy wrote
Reply to comment by The_Dankinator in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
What's your solution, bro? Offer a solution instead of criticism, bro. I'll give you some of my solutions, bro. More funding and training for police, BUT how about we end the drug war and stop imprisoning less 9f our people. We could fund so many more programs to keep people out of prison and keep them from being criminals. Yes these are solutions to work towards instead of blaming people for shit and pointing fingers.
imanAholebutimfunny t1_jaovj67 wrote
reminds me of the ghetto leprechaun story
titanofold t1_jaouswa wrote
Step 1. Steal scented candles
Step 2. ???
Step 3. Profit.
SelectiveSanity OP t1_jaoul7a wrote
Reply to comment by --zaxell-- in 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
Oh god. This barely potty trained rugrat is going to grow up to be a Doogie Howser version of Walter White!
SomebodyInNevada t1_jaoug58 wrote
Reply to comment by Effective-Elevator83 in Walsall pupils stranded after hotel ‘shreds 41 passports’ by Mighty_L_LORT
I'm thinking maybe disgruntled employee.
--zaxell-- t1_jaou417 wrote
Reply to comment by Lemesplain in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Wait, you can just invent an award that already exists? I'ma get me an EGOT tonight.
Throsty t1_jaotxsc wrote
Reply to comment by Ohgodgethelp in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
I've had that shit before. Dumbass couldn't really understand why I was asking why he was so concerned about the Romanian Army's valor...
The_Dankinator t1_jaotlgc wrote
Reply to comment by Colt1911-45 in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
>we need more funding for oversight and training.
Bro please just one more dollar bro just one more dollar and we'll fix the abuse problem. Please bro don't defund the police bro we just need one more dollar bro
blazinrumraisin t1_jaos6xe wrote
Reply to 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
"Ze are here, under ze floorboards, yes? All you have to do is point. We will take care of the rest"
--zaxell-- t1_jaoruzd wrote
Reply to 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
All part of his elaborate plan to drive out the competition, so he can take over the Williamsburg meth scene.
Jeoh t1_jaork0q wrote
Reply to 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
Poor parenting, raising a snitch
JasonEAltMTG t1_jaoqway wrote
HaAnotherLlama t1_jaoqleq wrote
Not really oniony if you know anything about snow sports.
shalafi71 t1_jap2e53 wrote
Reply to comment by valeramaniuk in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Parade that flag around me you goddamned fascist, see what happens. What is it you filth say? "Fuck around and find out."? I am game, all in. "Gagging" would be the kindest result I can think of.
"We have hateful views and speech, so what? Why are we being cancelled?!"
You're being cancelled because polite society finds you to be vermin.
Now, would you like to talk about current Republican legislation to limit the 1A? Money says you do not want to talk about that particular cancer. Fucking coward.