Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
ThirdSunRising t1_jaop9af wrote
Yeah I discovered I have an island too. It's in my kitchen.
Spork-in-Your-Rye t1_jaooxof wrote
Reply to 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
He’s a snitch! Lmao
XXIII_FIN t1_jaood31 wrote
Reply to 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
Snitches get stitches
alwaysZenryoku t1_jaon45n wrote
Reply to 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
Snitches get stitches!
NinjaLanternShark t1_jaoldn3 wrote
Just waiting for Lauren Q-bert to say this proves there's no global warming.
KaisarDragon t1_jaojarj wrote
Reply to comment by karstadtt in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
She is still protesting where they are built, not wind farms. Look, no matter how you twist it, you need to get rid of that hate boner. You look pathetic.
Calamitous_Stars t1_jaoirwy wrote
Reply to comment by arcxjo in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
The weird part is your so cognizant of the behaviors of others yet don't introspect as to why absolute strangers are so important for you to analyze their behaviors and assign whatever narrative fits your idealizations of that person....
[deleted] t1_jaogzae wrote
Reply to comment by ShadowDragon8685 in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
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circleuranus t1_jaogu3x wrote
Reply to Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Say it again for the people in the back..."COPS ARE NOT SOLDIERS"
Bitbatgaming t1_jaog9zx wrote
Reply to comment by albinochicken in Japan just found 7,000 islands it didn't know it had by shithousedlabrum
Also great place to slap a gas station and a variety of toll roads! Murica! Fuck yeah!
albinochicken t1_jaog78q wrote
Reply to comment by Bitbatgaming in Japan just found 7,000 islands it didn't know it had by shithousedlabrum
GREAT place to slap a Walmart super center!
minecraft1919 t1_jaoeah3 wrote
[deleted] t1_jaodi14 wrote
Trumps fault, obv
ExpialiDUDEcious t1_jaocbkw wrote
Reply to comment by Eupion in Japan just found 7,000 islands it didn't know it had by shithousedlabrum
(Those are the bodies and cars with bodies inside 🤫)
Ishpersonguy t1_jaobzv0 wrote
Reply to comment by Colt1911-45 in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Yes, yet more funding. That will solve this.
karstadtt t1_jaobobx wrote
Reply to comment by KaisarDragon in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
She is protesting existing wind farms. This means she IS protesting wind farms. Make it harder to build these things and they won't be built at all. She is asking to remove working turbines from a certain area (thus wasting tonnes of precious resources) without suggesting where to put them instead, with all the financial and legal implications that it would have. For example, how to enforce raising turbines near villages where peoples health would be compromised or how much it costs to compensate those people. Again, she is demanding things like a toddler, not proposing a solution.
Colt1911-45 t1_jaobgza wrote
Reply to comment by Ohgodgethelp in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
That guy was an idiot. Probably wasn't even in the Navy.
Colt1911-45 t1_jaobbc1 wrote
Reply to comment by Zian64 in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Saying ACAB is not going to change anything. It will only make the so called thin blue line tighten up more and turn some of these agencies that act similar to gangs even more tight knit gangs. The whole us vs them mentality will just get worse. We need more level headed police and we need more funding for oversight and training. If we keep shitting on policing as a career you are gonna get more lazy and stupid cops and some who join to bully people. We also need communities to get more involved in policing and stop the whole snitches get stitches mentality that some communities have. So TLDR: fuck everyone shouting ACAB because you are not offering a solution to a problem.
OhanianIsTheBest t1_jaoamul wrote
Reply to Black fungus covering houses and trees blamed on Jack Daniels’ barrelhouses by kangarooturd
The Last Alcohol of Us
boersc t1_jaoaj1p wrote
Reply to comment by LitLitten in Black fungus covering houses and trees blamed on Jack Daniels’ barrelhouses by kangarooturd
This exactly. I'm not sure why this is in nottheonion...
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Sentence-Terrible t1_jaoa0bl wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Japan just found 7,000 islands it didn't know it had by shithousedlabrum
So you are saying that these islands have been Japanese since ancient times?
acebandaged t1_jao8js0 wrote
Reply to comment by recyclopath_ in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Let's still call it what it is, actual real stolen valor.
peensteen t1_jao87ip wrote
"Get Out" was a true story. These two are secretly middle-aged white women. Next, they were going to hold up Michael's for all of their oatmeal soap base.
Virata t1_jaoqh2s wrote
Reply to 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
"That’s when the toddler “stood up, put his hands on his hips, and stated ‘It is good to be honest … we shouldn’t lie, she is inside the room next to the bathroom!'"
Gottem