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GreenStrong t1_jao6t2v wrote
Reply to comment by Quirky-Ad5417 in Black fungus covering houses and trees blamed on Jack Daniels’ barrelhouses by kangarooturd
That distillery actually paid a mycologist to research the fungus, who found it was from an unidentified species. (The fungus had been observed and collected before, but misidentified as something else.
They couldn't really do anything about it, but the distillery did spend some real money to see if there was a solution.
libginger73 t1_jao6e7m wrote
Reply to comment by Ahelex in Black fungus covering houses and trees blamed on Jack Daniels’ barrelhouses by kangarooturd
"And you've even turned down fresh brains?"
" Yes!"
Bodhicai t1_jao58wy wrote
Reply to 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
Kids say the damndest things
44035 t1_jao47ni wrote
Reply to 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
No one likes a snitch, Tyler.
DangerStranger138 t1_jao40nu wrote
Reply to 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
>^(Officials from several agencies were searching Friday in Williamsburg for Tina Hicks, 45. Williamsburg is a small city of about 5,300 about 100 miles southeast of Lexington.)
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>^(Whitley County sheriff’s deputies, Williamsburg police and Kentucky State Police were trying to serve Hicks with “multiple outstanding warrants for her arrest,” the sheriff’s office said.)
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>^(No adult family members were willing to say whether or not Hicks was in the house, the sheriff's office said.)
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>^(Deputies found Hicks there, and she was served with) ^(two outstanding Whitley County circuit indictment warrants charging her with possession of meth and drug paraphernalia)^(, as well as four other outstanding district court warrants.)
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>^(The sheriff’s office said the child was visiting family and did not live at the home.)
Eupion t1_jao3nxp wrote
Reply to comment by criticalpwnage in Japan just found 7,000 islands it didn't know it had by shithousedlabrum
Sounds like Lake Mead in it’s ever growing numbers of Islands.
Sephylus_Vile t1_jao32sc wrote
She didn't take his Switch.
cdistefa t1_jao2c4o wrote
Reply to 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
In this situation, the best reward for the kid is anonymity
[deleted] t1_jao27v4 wrote
Reply to Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
They're letting you know what kinda principles they value in the department, don't be shocked
CylMaddhatta t1_jao1zqw wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in 2 arrested in Lake Worth for organized scented candle theft ring by someonee404
Fox affiliates don't have to push Fox News stories if they are not directly owned by Fox.
You're more likely to encounter forced programming from Sinclair than you are from Fox News.
Local stations sign affiliate contracts because they want non-news programming from the network. Local news is typically the biggest source of revenue for a station because they own all the commercial time. While the station owners will, from time to time, push a news story (looking at you Sinclair) most stations want as much editorial control as possible so they can cater to their local market and drive viewership.
So it's not impossible for a Fox News story to get pushed at the local level but it's not the status quo either.
Ahelex t1_jao1dht wrote
Reply to comment by Specialist-Driver-80 in Black fungus covering houses and trees blamed on Jack Daniels’ barrelhouses by kangarooturd
Yeah, no whiff of onion.
A lot of alcohol smell though :P.
Ahelex t1_jao19fq wrote
Reply to comment by GlobalTravelR in Black fungus covering houses and trees blamed on Jack Daniels’ barrelhouses by kangarooturd
Zombies are now joining AA meetings.
usernamechooser t1_jao0m19 wrote
You burn it, you bought it!
TheStaplergun t1_jao0c13 wrote
Reply to 'Very brave and honest' Kentucky toddler points officers to fugitive's hiding spot by SelectiveSanity
Article says they think there’s no repercussions. There likely will be for the poor kid. Hopefully not but these situations are never good. Kids just don’t understand complex situations like that.
Extra-Addendum-198 t1_janzzv0 wrote
Reply to comment by ZhugeSimp in Black fungus covering houses and trees blamed on Jack Daniels’ barrelhouses by kangarooturd
Still you can't contaminate the environment around you.
Kurbitsims t1_janysrm wrote
Reply to comment by GogglesPisano in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Well, if you have seen Border Security: Australia, you know that people bring all kinds of food in their luggage, like there is no food in the country they’re visiting 😅
DFG57 t1_janyhvw wrote
Reply to comment by Wagnaard in Walsall pupils stranded after hotel ‘shreds 41 passports’ by Mighty_L_LORT
Really? I would have been very nervous about that. I can see a hotel wanting to have some security to make sure you pay your bill but that's what credit cards are for.
fireky2 t1_janyakt wrote
The funniest part is that they will classify these as islands even if they're 2x2 rocks since it expands their exclusive economic zone
howard416 t1_jany8vy wrote
Reply to comment by No_Candidate8696 in Japan just found 7,000 islands it didn't know it had by shithousedlabrum
Good thing they have female sailors!
Wagnaard t1_jany5z9 wrote
Reply to comment by DFG57 in Walsall pupils stranded after hotel ‘shreds 41 passports’ by Mighty_L_LORT
I have, though it was pre-9/11. In Italy.
Sprucecaboose2 t1_janwcg1 wrote
Reply to comment by LitLitten in Black fungus covering houses and trees blamed on Jack Daniels’ barrelhouses by kangarooturd
>angels’ share
The portion of a wine or distilled spirit's volume that is lost to evaporation during aging.
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It seems as if this alcoholic growth is fairly common and well known, as there are reports of illegal stills being found out due to the growth.
4Blu t1_janvr80 wrote
Reply to comment by DFG57 in Walsall pupils stranded after hotel ‘shreds 41 passports’ by Mighty_L_LORT
This article definitely raises more questions than it answers.
SamJSchoenberg t1_janvhnk wrote
Reply to comment by Singer-Such in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
And of course, the land elsewhere will have new and exciting reasons to not use it.
Hellish_Elf t1_jansr6x wrote
Reply to comment by Interested_Redditor in LA DA Gascon suspends prosecutor for misgendering and 'deadnaming' trans child molester accused of murder by AnonTexan1297
Oooooh a reckoning! What do y’all reckon will happen? Where ya meeting?
WhatD0thLife t1_jao7j6u wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by Emergency-Canary6326
Not everything out of the ordinary is oniony.