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Buck_Thorn t1_jamtks6 wrote
Reply to comment by LitLitten in Black fungus covering houses and trees blamed on Jack Daniels’ barrelhouses by kangarooturd
So... drunken fungi?
ZhugeSimp t1_jamtifx wrote
Reply to Black fungus covering houses and trees blamed on Jack Daniels’ barrelhouses by kangarooturd
Who was there first, Jack or the residents?
LitLitten t1_jamtbhq wrote
Reply to Black fungus covering houses and trees blamed on Jack Daniels’ barrelhouses by kangarooturd
Should be noted that the fungus is fairly benign and has been recorded in many locations where the air carries ethanol (it eats it). It’s also found in certain warehouses, bakeries, and really anywhere with prominent angels’ share.
But it can be visually displeasing for some I suppose.
[deleted] t1_jamsn1b wrote
I like how all the social workers are trying to reason with the offensive tackle as he continues to beat an unconscious body... at least you avoided being called racist! Her white privilege will protect her.
KaisarDragon t1_jamsg88 wrote
I bet they can't wait to put one kind of animal on each of them!
GeneralNathanJessup t1_jams7j8 wrote
This is what rising sea levels will do.
Fullspectrum84 t1_jamqtn4 wrote
Reply to comment by ZhugeSimp in Japan just found 7,000 islands it didn't know it had by shithousedlabrum
What a ridiculous comment.
ZhugeSimp t1_jampau6 wrote
Week old news isn't "just"
LevelHeeded t1_jamp6bs wrote
Reply to Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Boy, it's a real mystery why people don't trust all cops... I mean look at all them good apples objecting to this insanity.
I blame rap music and video games, and "the media".
texasrigger t1_jamojwl wrote
Reply to comment by SpookyLilRaven in Libraries Attract More Visitors Than Movie Theaters Among Americans:2019 by tonymarkk
The prices have become ridiculous, and audiences seem to be more obnoxious these days (but maybe I'm just getting more impatient). Unless you enjoy that communal watching experience, the theater doesn't offer much vs the relatively large TVs and decent sound we pretty much all have at home now.
I love drive-in's. That experience can't really be duplicated by home systems, and all in all, they are typically a better value for your dollar. Unfortunately, those are all but gone too. The nearest one to me is over two hours away.
Darkality24 t1_jamne00 wrote
Reply to comment by Crizbibble in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
To be fair, there were multiple years during the war in Afghanistan that more US citizens were fatally shot by cops than US soldiers were fatally shot by armed militant terrorists.
Darkality24 t1_jammz9x wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.
jxj24 t1_jamljtx wrote
Reply to comment by Parks1993 in 2 arrested in Lake Worth for organized scented candle theft ring by someonee404
Still part of the race to the bottom.
Bitbatgaming t1_jamj8z4 wrote
I wonder how many animals live on those islands
GogglesPisano t1_jamj8ve wrote
Reply to comment by _ovidius in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Provided you don't also bring pancakes.
LogicalHeart6094 t1_jamj6e9 wrote
Reply to comment by Warm_Bunch_4514 in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
🙈🙉🙊😋
soulwolf1 t1_jamj1yg wrote
Reply to comment by 360walkaway in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Apparently from another comment on this thread, Police made up their own little bullshit version, and they give them out if even one of them has the sniffles, so it's a very meaningless, very watered downed dollar general store version of the medal.
JackFunk t1_jamilw5 wrote
Reply to Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Not oniony. This is expected.
Darkality24 t1_jamib7v wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
I tried Tyson's edibles. They tasted like crap, they weren't very potent, but they were shaped like ears with a bite taken out, so 100/10 for the presentation.
seaotter t1_jamgzo7 wrote
Reply to comment by RSLunarCanidae in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Yes!
Grimm2020 t1_jamfw04 wrote
This whole story smells kinda funny...
Parks1993 t1_jameras wrote
Reply to comment by SteveBennett7g in 2 arrested in Lake Worth for organized scented candle theft ring by someonee404
There's some form of affiliation yes but I was just pointing out this is a local news station, not the national Fox News bullshit.
Vegetable_Foot3715 t1_jamejol wrote
Reply to comment by CascadianExpat in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
You can chew gum and walk at the same time. I disagree with you wholeheartedly. It’s simply not stupid to protest about such things. Why? Because respecting indigenous people matters. Because preserving ecosystems and respecting wildlife matters. It’s possible to prevent/reverse climate change and also do those things. You’re drawing a false equivalence and letting your hate boner for Greta cloud your vision. You’re oversimplifying the issue and trying to make it seem like Greta is undermining peoples efforts to save the climate because of some petty issue she has; while in my view she’s doing the opposite, she’s showing that it’s morally important to her and many others (including myself) that, in the process of creating green energy and getting the planet back on track, we don’t continue to fuck over indigenous people and local wildlife that we have fucked over throughout all of history.
SteveBennett7g t1_jameik5 wrote
Reply to comment by Parks1993 in 2 arrested in Lake Worth for organized scented candle theft ring by someonee404
Well it's called Fox and its logo is the same fox as FOX. You're quite certain there's no affiliation?
BrightSideOfLiff t1_jamvkm1 wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in Man stabbed outside new police foot patrol office hours before grand opening by insane_contin
Right between a sub shop and a Popeyes!!