Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
Bubbagumpredditor t1_jame44v wrote
Reply to comment by bee-sting in Student knocks teacher unconscious after she took away his Nintendo Switch by Rayanmargham
They never tack the "in court" part on there.
Parks1993 t1_jame2gh wrote
Reply to comment by SteveBennett7g in 2 arrested in Lake Worth for organized scented candle theft ring by someonee404
Fox4News is not the same thing as the Fox News you are thinking of
KaisarDragon t1_jamdxbx wrote
Reply to comment by karstadtt in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
Everything you just said is irrelevant to the article. The point was she isn't protesting wind farms.
mackinator3 t1_jamda7r wrote
Reply to comment by GenPhallus in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
He didn't summarize it. They want to tear down already built windmills.
I_am_Guy_Incognito t1_jamcuwh wrote
How hardcore a criminal do you have to be to be in the scented candle theft ring?
“Hi, I’m Terry. I like macrame, Clean Cotton scent and my two cats. Oh…and murder.”
BaltimoreBadger23 t1_jamclmq wrote
Reply to comment by WalnutScorpion in Student knocks teacher unconscious after she took away his Nintendo Switch by Rayanmargham
And he's being charged as an adult, so I'm sure being in gen pop will help a lot. Hopefully he's found incompetent to stand trial and will be placed somewhere where he can get actual help.
LilG1984 t1_jamcgfk wrote
Reply to Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
"hold my beers & liver" Hannibal Lecter
SteveBennett7g t1_jamc2xm wrote
Fox itself is a candidate for nottheonion these days.
Dick-Guzinya t1_jamc0co wrote
Somebody’s been watching Champaign, ILL
ux3l t1_jamb00m wrote
Reply to comment by WaterChi in Student knocks teacher unconscious after she took away his Nintendo Switch by Rayanmargham
You mean this?
>A student attacked his teacher allegedly after she took away his Nintendo Switch.
It's not "A student attacked his teacher allegedly" but "allegedly after she took away his Nintendo Switch". The reason is alleged, not the attack.
Calamitous_Stars t1_jamarr7 wrote
Reply to comment by TheSecondAugust in Denmark to scrap public holiday to pay for NATO spending by Zhukov-74
Theres another reply in this very thread that explains at length that I'm simply apathetic about the war. Note how you didn't even get to see my take before offering your opinion on it- lmfao
But literacy isnt reddit's strong suit- Take note how no reply tried to engage any idea, just "folks" spewing their knee-jerk reactions, much like yours. (Which is why taking away the top part of the thread is an effective tactic to get lemmings to stop pretending to engage, like taking away the headline from idiots who only read the headline)
Dont worry though, you have the correct opinion, I believe in you. You're definitely the smartest people in the room.
CatchingRays t1_jama8b2 wrote
Reply to comment by Brener69 in Evers wants extended bar hours for Republican convention by imll99
I heard him say that once…
Brener69 t1_jam9thb wrote
Reply to Nebraska cheerleader competes alone at state competition after squad backs out: 'Proud of myself' by geekman20
Is that really a positive new article from Fox?
PlantfoodCuisinart t1_jam9hjh wrote
Reply to comment by Bitter_Guidance5382 in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
Here’s “one of the homies” now.
[deleted] t1_jam9aw7 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Student knocks teacher unconscious after she took away his Nintendo Switch by Rayanmargham
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Brener69 t1_jam961j wrote
Reply to comment by CatchingRays in Evers wants extended bar hours for Republican convention by imll99
According to Johnny Dangerously you need to get laid and they will go back to normal size.
StraightLettuce t1_jam8upn wrote
Reply to comment by Dark_Delusion in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
I tought that the purple heart was something very special too but guess anything can be ruined
Brener69 t1_jam8o1q wrote
Reply to Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Why did they blur out his eyes? Like that makes a difference in being able to recognize this douche nozzle
Bitter_Guidance5382 t1_jam8laa wrote
Reply to comment by PlantfoodCuisinart in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
What an insufferable human you must be.
w1n5t0nM1k3y t1_jam83e6 wrote
Reply to comment by WalnutScorpion in Student knocks teacher unconscious after she took away his Nintendo Switch by Rayanmargham
“exceptional student” used to mean something else when I was in school.
Bitter_Guidance5382 t1_jam7wm8 wrote
Reply to comment by Ray_Pingeau in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
“you want to kill animals so you can charge your iPad”
You can’t articulate your point so you throw a tantrum. Wow, very amazing!
[deleted] t1_jam7eej wrote
How is this not a repost on this sub already, and how do people still not know about this? It happened days ago and had full coverage lol.
WalnutScorpion t1_jam76x3 wrote
Reply to comment by the_simurgh in Student knocks teacher unconscious after she took away his Nintendo Switch by Rayanmargham
>Depa — who allegedly told cops he was “going to kill her” when he is released from custody — will be tried as an adult for aggravated battery on a school board employee, a charge punishable by up to 30 years behind bars.
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>The troubled teen has a violent past and was arrested three times for simple battery in 2019.
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>Depa is considered behaviorally disabled and requires specially designed instruction and related services as a so-called “exceptional student.”
Eh, 4th time's the charm? It's an overall sad thing, both that (after 3 incidents!) he hasn't been put in a place where he actually gets help/protection from himself and for the teacher that didn't deserve such a dramatic reaction.
WaterChi t1_jam76it wrote
Reply to comment by bee-sting in Student knocks teacher unconscious after she took away his Nintendo Switch by Rayanmargham
I would love to see any asshole try. He's beating her unconscious body.
DrFoetusLtd t1_jamefjb wrote
Reply to comment by Shaquandala in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Killing defenceless people for no reason is very traumatic. Have some empathy /s