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muffdivemcgruff t1_jalm84d wrote
Reply to comment by mgreene888 in Tourists expecting San Diego sunshine arrive as next storm moves in by McPokeFace
Yeah but did a little crack baby jump out of the bushes?
fodahmania t1_jallf3e wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
It is funny that you specifically demanded citations and then try to make me appear lazy by saying that I just copypasta’d. What did you want me to do, write a little dissertation for you? Anyway: ”We also consider the relevance of spatial and TEMPORAL scales and data collection methods when evaluating the results of these studies.”, this in itself implies that the reindeer don’t ”get used to it”. If you wanted to know more, i included a link in which you’ll find the following information:
”Avoidance of an area with good pasture will evidently result in either increased animal density in alternative areas or use of areas that are otherwise abandoned and presumably of less good quality. Even if reindeer have access to seemingly (to the human eye) high quality pasture, there are large variations in nutritional quality between different plants and plant parts. White (1983) has elegantly illustrated the multiplier effect of the animals’ ability to select highly digestible forage. Using an example associated with reindeer grazing, the author demonstrates how a small increase in plant digestibility (14 %), more than doubles the projected body weight gain. High animal density, restricted availability of edible plants or a smaller portion of plants with high nutritive quality will ultimately impair animal nutrition and negatively affect future survival and reproduction.
During periods of nutritional stress, animals will be especially sensitive to disturbance. As described in Vistnes and Nellemann (2001), and Skarin et al. (2008, 2013), the calving period is a time when female reindeer are particularly sensitive to disturbance. The energy demand associated with lactation is high, and the growth of new vegetation has just started (White 1992). Any disturbance that prevents the female from using the available pasture will thus be detrimental. ”
And
”However, to date, there is little proof of increased tolerance among wild reindeer at the regional scale (Vistnes and Nellemann 2008). For example, wild reindeer in Norway were shown to avoid 10 alpine ski resorts during a 20-year period and did not come back to these areas until ski trails and associated cabins were removed (Nellemann et al. 2010). ”
These are from this study: https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00300-014-1499-5
360walkaway t1_jalkoei wrote
Reply to Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Wait, like an actual Purple Heart (medal received for being wounded in military combat)? This guy was just hanging around a middle school during pick-up and murdered some guy.
RobertusesReddit t1_jalk7pi wrote
And they call Denmark a Socialist country...
Youtube_actual t1_jaljyq0 wrote
Reply to comment by Stunning_Regret6123 in Denmark to scrap public holiday to pay for NATO spending by Zhukov-74
Don't worry Danes don't get it either, if I recall correctly 70% of Danes are against this move. Especially because it comes as a package cutting taxes...
Terrafire123 t1_jaljj4v wrote
Reply to comment by eaturvegetables in Walsall pupils stranded after hotel ‘shreds 41 passports’ by Mighty_L_LORT
We were intending to shred these OTHER passports, and your passports accidentally got mixed in.
capGpriv t1_jalj887 wrote
Reply to comment by fodahmania in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
“Results during construction”
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Reply to comment by NinjaElectricMeteor in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
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ShadowDragon8685 t1_jalizcx wrote
Reply to comment by BNI_sp in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
> As I understand it, the US military has very strict rules on granting awards to protect their integrity. I am surprised that police can actually name a medal 'purple heart'.
Yes, but they can't actually stop someone else from handing out a facsimilie award as long as it's not at any point represented as being the genuine article.
ShadowDragon8685 t1_jaliwl6 wrote
Reply to comment by Radioactiveglowup in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
The only police officer who should be wearing a purple heart is one who earned that heart wearing green instead of blue. (Well, unless he was in the Navy, or USCG or USAF I guess. Point is, it should only be worn by someone who catches some enemy fire in contact with the nation's enemies, not the nation's citizens.)
ShadowDragon8685 t1_jaliu87 wrote
Reply to comment by zarfle2 in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
> Is there an award for "Impressive de-escalation" or "Showing basic humanity" or "Excellence in the field of NOT killing an unarmed person".
Those awards should be a badge, on your chest, that you get to keep wearing.
Well, maybe "Impressive de-escalation" should be worth something special. Talking someone with a weapon out of suicide-by-cop or out of homicide or something, that should get an award. Maybe authorization to wear a bowler hat on duty, or a shining silver neck-tie-with-sunglasses-shaped medal.
AcanthaceaeJolly4741 t1_jaliruw wrote
Reply to comment by Verstrata in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
That's hot
ShadowDragon8685 t1_jalinxv wrote
Reply to comment by Lemesplain in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
That is a fucking disgrace.
A police officer should only ever get any award to that effect if it was inflicted by an armed enemy of the United States conducting actions intended in some way or another to bring about the downfall of the United States.
Killed or seriously wounded by a criminal's actions in the line of duty? Okay, sure, something, a blue shield perhaps. But a purple heart? No, not from criminal actions, not from the thunderfucking actions of your thunderfucked pals in blue.
That is for Americans who have met the enemy in combat and taken fire. (There's a reason soldiers refer to it as 'The Enemy Marksmanship Badge'.) Not an opportunistic or desperate criminal.
Feersummendjinn t1_jalicsn wrote
Reply to Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Got an award for pulling the trigger so hard he hurt his finger.
jkekoni t1_jalib6i wrote
Reply to Bereft of love: Japanese people have lost 'romantic ability' leading to low birth, marriage rates, says politician by Dark_Delusion
Women do not want to become housewives and the society does not provide them services to have career and children, so they skip children... and when people do not like childless marriages they skipp marriages as well.
CascadianExpat t1_jali93m wrote
Reply to comment by fodahmania in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
Windmills have small footprints, and there's no claim in this article that the windmills or associated infrastructure is killing any caribou, let alone a substantial number.
And windmills work better in some areas than others, and not everywhere can support a meaningful number of turbines.
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Jampine t1_jalhkh3 wrote
Reply to comment by zarfle2 in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
They had to scrap the scheme, as over a decade they where unable to hand out a single award.
GetlostMaps t1_jalhgqj wrote
Reply to comment by fodahmania in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
These do not demonstrate that they don't get used. to it. Did you even read what you copypasta'd?
When I asked for citations, implicit to that was that they be studies which demonstrated your point - not random citations for studies which do not demonstrate your point. I apologise. It didn't occur to me that you would fail to understand that the studies needed to agree with, support or demonstrate your point and not be tangentially related but irrelevant. Given you missed the point entirely, I won't bother reading your irrelevant copy pasta. I overestimated you. I'm sorry.
FlamingPileOfKidneys t1_jalgxnb wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by Emergency-Canary6326
Best old-man erection to think about since Bob Dole did those ED commercials in the nineties.
WHOOOO!
fodahmania t1_jalgwc5 wrote
Reply to comment by CascadianExpat in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
Except you are wrong, because they WILL kill off the reindeer, as the development of windmills and other large scale infrastructure reduce the reindeers grazing areas, which means more reindeer will graze in the same areas, meaning there won’t be enough lichen to sustain all of them. This in turn means that you also kill the livelyhood of many sami. Also, the NIMBY argument is especially ridiculous, since the people who actually want the windmills are putting them very far away from their own neighborhoods.
funkrusher t1_jalgone wrote
Reply to Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Got the purple heart for war and I ain’t never left the city
LeibnizThrowaway t1_jalg50v wrote
Reply to comment by Lemesplain in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
That's just funny.
druffischnuffi t1_jalm98e wrote
Reply to Nebraska cheerleader competes alone at state competition after squad backs out: 'Proud of myself' by geekman20
Source?