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PMA1898 t1_jalfzch wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
r/brandnewsentence
Korean_Sandwich t1_jalfh51 wrote
Reply to Heinz to give new boat to man who survived on ketchup while lost at sea by AlephNaughtPlusOne
boat name: L. S. packets. Life saving packets
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TonyPizzerelli t1_jaleu3y wrote
Reply to comment by 4th_DocTB in Denmark to scrap public holiday to pay for NATO spending by Zhukov-74
The worst part is that this is true, the companies and corpos are poised to rush in for building and construction contracts, infrastructure contracts, defense contracts, the works. This is a proxy war and the people are the ones who lose.
lazy_phoenix t1_jalentz wrote
This is an outrage! I was going to eat the mummy.
BabyLegsOShanahan t1_jalei9v wrote
Reply to comment by HumbleMFWABAD in Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by Emergency-Canary6326
Do married men not experience the hysteria that is ED?
SmallQuasar t1_jaleesw wrote
Reply to comment by BudsosHuman in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people."
- Admiral Adama
HumbleMFWABAD t1_jaldtln wrote
Reply to comment by BabyLegsOShanahan in Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by Emergency-Canary6326
Married, no idea
BabyLegsOShanahan t1_jaldn84 wrote
fast327 t1_jald8zt wrote
zsero1138 t1_jald3q5 wrote
Reply to comment by Interested_Redditor in LA DA Gascon suspends prosecutor for misgendering and 'deadnaming' trans child molester accused of murder by AnonTexan1297
lol, you could use help though. you're perfectly valid as a human, but you seem to be a shitty human, one who could use the help of a therapist to figure out how to be a less shitty human. though, to be fair, i don't know you personally, so maybe you're perfect in your irl situation, but on here, you seem less than ideal
ChaoticRoar t1_jalclnu wrote
Reply to comment by NinjaElectricMeteor in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Aw 🫥 I like Brazilians, they’re always happy folk
BNI_sp t1_jalc8uf wrote
Reply to comment by Lemesplain in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
As I understand it, the US military has very strict rules on granting awards to protect their integrity. I am surprised that police can actually name a medal 'purple heart'.
Edit: read the story. Who are these police officers? Completely sick.
Interested_Redditor t1_jalc7jp wrote
Reply to comment by zsero1138 in LA DA Gascon suspends prosecutor for misgendering and 'deadnaming' trans child molester accused of murder by AnonTexan1297
Don't you dare tell me something is broken about me because I don't fit in your world view.
I'm perfect how I am.
Total-Khaos t1_jalbvpv wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by Emergency-Canary6326
His real name is Dick Fliehr, so seems fitting.
buschschwick t1_jalbv0l wrote
Reply to Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Fucking hell this country is fucked
NinjaElectricMeteor OP t1_jalbmwl wrote
Reply to comment by ChaoticRoar in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Brazilian actually
SarcoZQ t1_jalbk23 wrote
Reply to comment by dzhastin in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
And eyedoctor I.C. Notting.
moepsenstreusel t1_jalbd2u wrote
Reply to comment by criticalpwnage in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Football manager Martin Jol has two brothers: Dick and Cock.
[deleted] t1_jalaemp wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
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Ray_Pingeau t1_jala9h9 wrote
Reply to comment by CascadianExpat in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
I get it. You think that it’s fine to strip another country of its natural habitat for wildlife since the rest are barely hanging on. Kill a few more animals. It’s fine. So long as I can charge my iPad.
Good day
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Radioactiveglowup t1_jala8vs wrote
Reply to comment by Lemesplain in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
The thin Stolen Valor line, I see.
Cop culture is an embarrassing joke.
[deleted] t1_jalg053 wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by Emergency-Canary6326
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