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fodahmania t1_jakyamn wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
They don’t.
[deleted] t1_jakyads wrote
Reply to comment by zsero1138 in LA DA Gascon suspends prosecutor for misgendering and 'deadnaming' trans child molester accused of murder by AnonTexan1297
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Flimsy-Cap2224 t1_jaky07b wrote
Reply to comment by CascadianExpat in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
>Explain why caribou grazing is more important than developing alternative energy generation capacity from a climate change perspective.
Because we can build enough wind turbines to power society without killing caribou that the sami rely on to survive. They're not mutually exclusive. What so hard to figure out?
spamky23 t1_jakxy8s wrote
Reply to comment by Dark_Delusion in Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
Purple Heart is for military injured in combat, I also didn't know cops gave these out but it wouldn't surprise me if they thought they were also military and copying them.
PlantfoodCuisinart t1_jakwhlu wrote
Reply to comment by CascadianExpat in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
You began your little diatribe with “ This is why I understand why climate change skeptics don’t trust environmentalists.”
Something tells me that you “understand” them because you are them. I’m too lazy to search your history, but I bet I wouldn’t have to search too far. You people are painfully disingenuous, and far more transparent than you think that you are.
sigmatrophic t1_jakwf0r wrote
Reply to comment by rednazgo in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
I was in India and I smelled burning bodies... I would not say that it's not a good smell and something deep inside me said that something was very wrong with that smell
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CascadianExpat t1_jakvmhq wrote
Reply to comment by PlantfoodCuisinart in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
I mean it. At the point you’re standing in the way of people trying to prevent catastrophic climate change and ecosystem collapse because you are so wise and humble, it’s not really humility.
dravik t1_jakvhqx wrote
Reply to comment by Calamitous_Stars in Denmark to scrap public holiday to pay for NATO spending by Zhukov-74
>. Would be a dumb deal to buy flood insurance for a locale with < a foot annual rainfall, right?
Surprisingly enough, I can get a good idea to have good insurance in an area like that. Depending on the terrain, really dry places can have flash flooding issues when it does rain.
taizzle71 t1_jakvbof wrote
Reply to comment by GogglesPisano in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
In the 90s my grandma froze some beef and packed literal pounds of it into my bags and told me to take it home. I didn't think twice and when I landed the beef had melted and fucking blood is dripping all over the place. Like I'm painting the floor red as I drag it. I duno how no one stopped me but that shit won't pass anymore.
burnshimself t1_jakv8u5 wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
Yea honestly this sounds like a male-oriented version of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop. Have a problem? Hair loss? Dick don’t work? Can’t sleep? Fix it by smoking our weed! Probably a lot of bullshit
zsero1138 t1_jakv7kp wrote
Reply to comment by restore_democracy in LA DA Gascon suspends prosecutor for misgendering and 'deadnaming' trans child molester accused of murder by AnonTexan1297
it doesn't sounds like we're living 1984 levels of reality denial
jplebourveau t1_jakv41e wrote
Reply to LA DA Gascon suspends prosecutor for misgendering and 'deadnaming' trans child molester accused of murder by AnonTexan1297
Is the molester trans or does he only molest trans children?
zsero1138 t1_jakuz0l wrote
Reply to comment by Interested_Redditor in LA DA Gascon suspends prosecutor for misgendering and 'deadnaming' trans child molester accused of murder by AnonTexan1297
and what do you call people with xxy, xyy, xxx chromosomes?
Crooked_Cock t1_jakuqdw wrote
Reply to Bereft of love: Japanese people have lost 'romantic ability' leading to low birth, marriage rates, says politician by Dark_Delusion
It could also be that Japan is experiencing a living crisis and their society is one of the most soul crushing it can possibly be without being an authoritarian state like Russia, China, or North Korea
ncc74656m t1_jakujg3 wrote
Spike their drinks with E and let them get all in vino veritas on each other. Half the convention will end up making out with each other, some well placed cameras and you end up taking down half the Republicans in the convention.
rollerbase t1_jakueo3 wrote
Reply to comment by DylanCO in LA DA Gascon suspends prosecutor for misgendering and 'deadnaming' trans child molester accused of murder by AnonTexan1297
Down the article they go into some of the details of the calls and them using derogatory terms for trans people and that they are intentionally trying to work the system.
ncc74656m t1_jakubcl wrote
Reply to comment by QuestionableAI in Evers wants extended bar hours for Republican convention by imll99
Cameras. Cameras EVERYWHERE.
Dark_Delusion t1_jaktgca wrote
Reply to Purple Heart awarded to deputy in fatal shooting during middle school pickup prompts backlash by SLaSZT
>“They knew they were about to be sued, so they decided they need to turn this guy into a hero,” Killmer said. “They gave him a Purple Heart because he hurt himself when he was killing Richard.”He added: “They had to defend an unjustifiable killing. So they wanted to have a hero at the head of the lineup for them.”
Sums things up perfectly.
Based on the video, they had him pinned on the ground. They probably had a taser. Still, they shot.
Three times.
They found that the victim was innocent and still decided to award Purple Award to the officers involved in the shooting.
Also, not familiar with US system but wasn't purple hearts for military personnel who were injured in service? Was it for cops too?
Pdxperronn t1_jaksr92 wrote
There’s a guy in Portland that has a replica too. I see him driving all over the place
m0atzart t1_jaksgem wrote
PlantfoodCuisinart t1_jaksfx0 wrote
Reply to comment by CascadianExpat in Greta Thunberg has joined a protest against wind farms. Here’s why. by SelectiveSanity
Some “prideful” humility.
I wish you were satire.
trumpcovfefe t1_jakrr56 wrote
Reply to comment by vibesandcrimes in LA DA Gascon suspends prosecutor for misgendering and 'deadnaming' trans child molester accused of murder by AnonTexan1297
Innocent until proven guilty in the court of law and a fair trial must be performed
[deleted] t1_jakrknv wrote
Reply to comment by CatchingRays in Evers wants extended bar hours for Republican convention by imll99
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SomebodyInNevada t1_jakyj5l wrote
Reply to comment by Malforus in Nebraska cheerleader competes alone at state competition after squad backs out: 'Proud of myself' by geekman20
No, they knew it well in advance. That rules out weather and most illness.