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skoltroll t1_jak0ybv wrote
Dem governor says GOP can drink all night bc everyone videos everything.
Genius!
squarepeg0000 t1_jak0y9b wrote
Reply to comment by Defiant-Peace-493 in Libraries Attract More Visitors Than Movie Theaters Among Americans:2019 by tonymarkk
Separate is my problem word too!
DFWPunk t1_jak0f4j wrote
Reply to Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Your know what I don't get about everyone who gets caught with something?
Maybe they've never flown, but have they never watched TV, or a movie or read a paper or ANYTHING showing how through screening is? If it's in your bag, they'll see it. If there's anything remotely suspicious, they'll search. I got searched because 3 big bags of M&Ms was unusual. They're gonna notice a bag of meat.
Lord_Snaps t1_jajzu9u wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Denmark to scrap public holiday to pay for NATO spending by Zhukov-74
Because her and the other lawbreaking parties are the ones who decides if she should go through a trial. We had a politian last year or the year before going through a impeachment for abusing her governmental powers to break the law. She got convicted, but still got a lot of voters, because she broke the law to hurt "non-western" refugees.
Aun_El_Zen t1_jajzkii wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
Side effects may include loss of scalp and penis
EspHack t1_jajzge5 wrote
Reply to comment by IMovedYourCheese in Bereft of love: Japanese people have lost 'romantic ability' leading to low birth, marriage rates, says politician by Dark_Delusion
you're just saying money printing in like 7 alt terms
isnt the point of work to improve things? isnt the point of tech to do more with less? if so, why are things getting harder? population growth? lol
but oh no we can't have a stagnant or deflating currency! that'll make people lazy hoarders! instead we make the currency continually worthless to shake the hoarders off so they hoard housing instead
Lord_Snaps t1_jajyozy wrote
Reply to comment by bdd6911 in Denmark to scrap public holiday to pay for NATO spending by Zhukov-74
A quote from that bitch on the question on people not being satisfied with their jobs. "We have to kill the myth that going to work has to be joyful" so suck it up buttercup! Shut your mouth and do as you are told. Her goverment plan was called "Denmark can do more" as in we will squeeze you because YOU need to do more.
seaotter t1_jajyooz wrote
Reply to comment by kjlo5 in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
RandomBagsOfMeat would make a great reddit username!
4th_DocTB t1_jajyoo7 wrote
Reply to comment by luminarium in Denmark to scrap public holiday to pay for NATO spending by Zhukov-74
Inequality only goes one way, Ukraine is going to pay back the NATO countries it's indebted to by letting their corporations take what's left. Zelenskyy already banned all unions and had meetings with Blackrock Capital. You're not going to see any of that money.
Warm_Bunch_4514 t1_jajyjmu wrote
Reply to comment by rednazgo in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
"HEY!!......we got monkey."
EspHack t1_jajydsz wrote
Reply to Bereft of love: Japanese people have lost 'romantic ability' leading to low birth, marriage rates, says politician by Dark_Delusion
inflation is like a difficulty setting on life, for most people it gets harder, for a few it gets easier, the former has little say in it while the later is incentivized to keep it rising
its normal for the old to be less broke than the young, but that divide is growing like crazy
so you see hardly anyone dating people their age, 20 something girls aiming for sugar daddies and 20 something boys going for the hookers, perfect matchings for lots of babies
cycoivan t1_jajxtqi wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
Makes sense, he is the 60 minute man after all
[deleted] t1_jajxalc wrote
Reply to comment by jmenendeziii in Evers wants extended bar hours for Republican convention by imll99
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DangerStranger138 OP t1_jajx9ty wrote
Reply to comment by kensingtonGore in Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
Folks too triggered over Media source obviously
Mr_Cleanish t1_jajwuwz wrote
Well my library doesn't think 50 cents worth of popcorn should cost 14.95.
jradio t1_jajwqjp wrote
Reply to comment by vBricks in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
"Ha! I named him that!" - Luther McDonald
[deleted] t1_jajvtmc wrote
Alltheweed t1_jajvhog wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
Will this help my bombaclat johnson not working?
No, but it'll make you forget your bombaclat Johnson not working. Blaze 2 get at me in the morning, peace.
misterpinksaysthings t1_jajv497 wrote
Reply to Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
You have a human meat guy, Frank? Really?
Far_General t1_jajv0qo wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
Space mountain is closed for renovations until I can get my cock hard WOOOOOO
open_door_policy t1_jaju2ai wrote
Reply to comment by chell0veck in Libraries Attract More Visitors Than Movie Theaters Among Americans:2019 by tonymarkk
Your library allows Mountain Dew and Cheetos?!
Tc2cv t1_jajtnfo wrote
Reply to Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Victim was found on Vegastraat (vegetarian street) so the meat couldn't have come from there!
Verstrata t1_jajth5e wrote
Reply to comment by GogglesPisano in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
You joke, but my dads friend always take a bucket of fried chicken as his carryon
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_jajtfvx wrote
Reply to comment by CatchingRays in Evers wants extended bar hours for Republican convention by imll99
Just hanging out with the boys and taking caliper measurements
Megamoss t1_jak16gs wrote
Reply to comment by Kimo- in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Nom nom nominative determinism.