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AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_jajt6h5 wrote
Reply to comment by not_that_planet in Nebraska cheerleader competes alone at state competition after squad backs out: 'Proud of myself' by geekman20
Unlikely, there wasn't no rain in the area
CatAvailable3953 t1_jajsem2 wrote
Reply to comment by kensingtonGore in Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
I have. You are correct but I believe there’s been no definitive answer reached. At least of which us minions know. If it was a system anomaly we probably would never hear.
Upstairs-Anything-55 t1_jajs8m5 wrote
Because it's free
_ovidius t1_jajs4f8 wrote
Reply to comment by GogglesPisano in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Always used to carry a few packets of bacon on flights abroad. Nothing wrong with that.
CatAvailable3953 t1_jajrzyn wrote
Reply to comment by kensingtonGore in Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
Like I said, If aliens have the technology to reach earth who says we would even know they were here. Maybe they would not want us to know.
dbeman t1_jajrxa6 wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
Whoooooo! The pleasure was all yours!
kensingtonGore t1_jajrqos wrote
Reply to comment by CatAvailable3953 in Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
Im curious, have you looked into the details of the Nimitz cluster of UAP encounters from 2004? Alot of these valid questions have been asked and answered by more qualified folks than you'll find on reddit
TheoremaEgregium t1_jajrfmc wrote
Reply to Heinz to give new boat to man who survived on ketchup while lost at sea by AlephNaughtPlusOne
They first tried giving him a lifetime supply of ketchup but he wouldn't stop screaming.
kensingtonGore t1_jajrd2w wrote
Reply to comment by CatAvailable3953 in Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
Im enjoying the snark, but you have a point.
The thing is, despite how you feel on the topic, billions of dollars that you pay into have been spent on researching this, and its related programs - compounding for 75 years. None of it is accounted for in the DoD budget, which as never passed an audit.
Seems like a waste, and maybe there should be some people speaking out about this colossal waste of resources. Its enough money to solve the homelessness problem in America.
Why?
Unless there was proof that something going on, why for 75 years?
Icy_Mousse_4144 t1_jajr5bg wrote
Reply to comment by McPokeFace in Tourists expecting San Diego sunshine arrive as next storm moves in by McPokeFace
Me and my girlfriend are booking a flight to San Diego in may and I’m really nervous about bad weather but it’s always risk when booking a vacation ahead of time
ZogNowak t1_jajr4qh wrote
Glittering-Jello-935 t1_jajqxjj wrote
Reply to comment by DetonationSound in Evers wants extended bar hours for Republican convention by imll99
just for political events?
DetonationSound t1_jajpj4r wrote
Reply to comment by Glittering-Jello-935 in Evers wants extended bar hours for Republican convention by imll99
It's worked for Australia.
seriousbangs t1_jajp8ss wrote
Make the rich pay for the military. It's mostly their stuff that's getting protected anyway.
LucyRiversinker t1_jajovu8 wrote
Rules for thee, not for me.
MDF87 t1_jajosfy wrote
Plus_Opportunity_503 t1_jajo600 wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
On my phone this appeared as "Ric Flair to be the face of cannab..." and I was totally hoping that when I clicked it would finish as "cannibalism".
Kumquat_of_Pain t1_jajnd9v wrote
Reply to Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
Engineer in......
"Fire Protection Engineering"
Iwasrightdamnit t1_jajn24q wrote
Reply to comment by blahbleh112233 in Nebraska cheerleader competes alone at state competition after squad backs out: 'Proud of myself' by geekman20
>foxnews.com
Yea, I guess we’ll never know the reason for not being accurate in the headline so as to avoid emotional responses. It’s a mystery alright
[deleted] t1_jajm94g wrote
Reply to comment by Lord_Snaps in Denmark to scrap public holiday to pay for NATO spending by Zhukov-74
And Mette broke the constitution too. How the heck is she still prime minister...
FaithlessnessHead354 t1_jajlt8q wrote
Reply to comment by cleopete in Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
If someone is going to have ED, I feel like he would be it!
BeanpoleOne t1_jajlr82 wrote
Reply to comment by Ground2ChairMissile in Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
As I read this my eyebrows went up then my eyes squinted then my brain fell out
Kbdiggity t1_jajlpwl wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
My only interactions with Ric were way back when i was a valet working to pay for college. He loves alcohol and is a great tipper.
loneranger07 t1_jajle9s wrote
Reply to comment by rednazgo in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
We called it... Long Pig!
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_jajtctq wrote
Reply to comment by CatchingRays in Evers wants extended bar hours for Republican convention by imll99
Good idea, maybe if we travel back in time and get Hitler hooked on meth he won't do anything bad