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jmenendeziii t1_jajal1u wrote
Reply to comment by Ban-Circumcision-Now in Evers wants extended bar hours for Republican convention by imll99
It’s wisconsin can they get any looser?
jmenendeziii t1_jajagj2 wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Evers wants extended bar hours for Republican convention by imll99
And in cocaine
Beautiful_Fee1655 t1_jaj952v wrote
Reply to Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
Is party balloon. Shoot it down. /s
orifice_porpoise t1_jaj8vrg wrote
Reply to comment by DangerStranger138 in Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
The people deserve to know!!!
Enorats t1_jaj8m2r wrote
Reply to comment by squarepeg0000 in Libraries Attract More Visitors Than Movie Theaters Among Americans:2019 by tonymarkk
Yeah, I'm fairly skeptical of this. I get the feeling they conducted this poll in a library or something. Most of their numbers seem reasonable, but hardly anyone uses libraries anymore. I read a whole heck of a lot of books, but even I don't bother with the library. I don't think I know a single person who does, and the last time I heard someone even mention going to the library was in college more than a decade ago.
Brewing_Tea t1_jaj8f4t wrote
Whenever Republicans start conspiring, we all want extended bar hours
cleopete t1_jaj8am4 wrote
Reply to comment by Ground2ChairMissile in Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
Fifty-six, and I have no idea who Ric Flair is, or who the cynical White investors who really own Mike Tyson's weed business are.
GetlostMaps t1_jaj7wlp wrote
Reply to Nebraska cheerleader competes alone at state competition after squad backs out: 'Proud of myself' by geekman20
How do we define a Tabloid Source? This story is certainly tabloid quality.
DFWPunk t1_jaj78nc wrote
Reply to comment by shogi_x in Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
No thanks.
MasterDoctorWizard t1_jaj72vh wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
Isn't Mike Tyson a rapist?
DFWPunk t1_jaj6z7c wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
In all seriousness, Ric needs to go away. It's not only embarrassing, he's a shitty human being.
Calamitous_Stars t1_jaj6l96 wrote
Reply to comment by RedditWaq in Denmark to scrap public holiday to pay for NATO spending by Zhukov-74
Nice strawman but, honestly didn't have an argument as much as I'm apathetic to the topic and found the concept of trading time as a currency entertaining. But if you're asking when I'd prefer to pay for insurance, of course I'd prefer to pay after i know I'd need it. Would be a dumb deal to buy flood insurance for a locale with < a foot annual rainfall, right?
My bad for looking for humor ig lol the world has been on fire for too long to let every spark spook me. If you're young enough to feel like this is the first time, I envy the cognitive dissonance.
bigchuckdeezy t1_jaj64b5 wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
Had some of Mike Tyson’s ear shaped edibles, absolutely awful
RedditWaq t1_jaj613e wrote
Reply to comment by Calamitous_Stars in Denmark to scrap public holiday to pay for NATO spending by Zhukov-74
Your argument is that you only want to pay your insurance premiums when your house is actively flooding.
All nonflood times, no insurance! Its genius!
slazer2k t1_jaj5ljr wrote
Reply to comment by luminarium in Denmark to scrap public holiday to pay for NATO spending by Zhukov-74
You mean Russia don’t you …
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dzhastin t1_jaj4qcd wrote
Reply to comment by criticalpwnage in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
I wouldn’t lie about something as important as Taco Monster
themanwhomfall t1_jaj4mjr wrote
Reply to Bereft of love: Japanese people have lost 'romantic ability' leading to low birth, marriage rates, says politician by Dark_Delusion
Maybe it's being overworked.
kjlo5 t1_jaj4jzs wrote
Reply to Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
I usually travel with random bags of meat in my carry on. Now because if this guy I’M going to look suspicious? Way to ruin it for the rest of us, jeez.
thorntron3030 t1_jaj4c37 wrote
Reply to Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Good thing those eyeballs are censors helping obscure his face. Lol
frealfr t1_jaj4a6a wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
Two big ol dummies join forces.
Uberninja2016 t1_jaj497x wrote
makes sense, my library never charged me $15 to see Marvel's The Eternals
probably because IT ISN'T A BAD FRIEND, MARCUS, YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST COMPED ME THE FREAKIN' $26 SOFT DRINK
criticalpwnage t1_jaj3m59 wrote
Reply to comment by dzhastin in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
I thought that this couldn’t be real until I looked it up.
Linktank t1_jaj2q5j wrote
Reply to Nebraska cheerleader competes alone at state competition after squad backs out: 'Proud of myself' by geekman20
Fox "News" can go fuck itself.
CO_PC_Parts t1_jajbkqy wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
A lot of wrestlers were jealous of Lesnars quick accession in the company. Hennig did not like Lesnar and talked shit about his amateur wrestling accolades, which to me is fucking stupid, he only wrestled at D1 for 2 years and finished 2nd one year and won the national championship the next year.