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blahbleh112233 t1_jaj25ye wrote
Reply to comment by Malforus in Nebraska cheerleader competes alone at state competition after squad backs out: 'Proud of myself' by geekman20
You think they'd just say that
Kimo- t1_jaj25e6 wrote
Reply to comment by KuhLealKhaos in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
r/nominativedeterminism
skoltroll t1_jaj1uab wrote
Reply to comment by blahbleh112233 in Nebraska cheerleader competes alone at state competition after squad backs out: 'Proud of myself' by geekman20
>"Katrina stood up for herself,"
Awful odd turn of phrase when the rest of the article says nothing about the WHY the other 4 didn't show.
UPDATE: I'll delete the line about Fox News being political. (They are, but can't even insinuate off of this!) I did some digging, and there's just "they quit for personal reasons" a week and a half before the competition. That means weather is not a factor. But that quote I quoted...
rednazgo t1_jaiz5rk wrote
Reply to comment by scooter-maniac in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Oooooh, i wanted to eat that lady so bad!
DaveOJ12 t1_jaiyxfi wrote
It was posted here already
greenpassionz t1_jaiyus7 wrote
Homeless people make up the majority of attendants
Ban-Circumcision-Now t1_jaiytel wrote
Why not loosen the firearms rules as well since they love that idea all the other times?
Malforus t1_jaiyt08 wrote
Reply to comment by Zenla in Nebraska cheerleader competes alone at state competition after squad backs out: 'Proud of myself' by geekman20
>foxnews.com/lifest...
If I had to guess, that area just got hammered with weather so maybe she's the only one who could make it.
Lord_Snaps t1_jaiye1i wrote
Its bullshit. We have other ways to pay it, but Lord Mette said so it has to happen and you are not allowed to be against it. She is such a piece of shit. After the Mink Scandale she lost all my respect for her. She only won the last election because her only opposition was fighting a war amongst themselves over if they should be super racist or just regular Danish racist
doublebubbler2120 t1_jaiwqxl wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
Boomers get information from the strangest sources.
[deleted] t1_jaivm69 wrote
Reply to comment by thugdout in Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
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PetoPerceptum t1_jaiv8kp wrote
Reply to comment by DisgruntledDiggit in Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
These Catan expansions are getting out of hand.
not_that_planet t1_jaiurwk wrote
Reply to Nebraska cheerleader competes alone at state competition after squad backs out: 'Proud of myself' by geekman20
Was her cheerleading outfit a bumble bee costume?
jmenendeziii t1_jaiuq52 wrote
Reply to comment by luminarium in Denmark to scrap public holiday to pay for NATO spending by Zhukov-74
Ukraine is paying their fair share when you factor in the human cost
Actaeus86 t1_jaiuhnc wrote
Reply to Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
The EU is pretty serious about transporting meat across borders.
theguineapigssong t1_jaituxs wrote
Reply to comment by rednazgo in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Maybe he had a rumbly in his tummy that only hands could satisfy
scooter-maniac t1_jait7y4 wrote
Reply to comment by rednazgo in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
We don't want to know his name!
OkInteraction1011 t1_jaisyso wrote
Reply to Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
Biden mind can’t understand the concept
DangerStranger138 OP t1_jaissz4 wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
He's an engineer
OkInteraction1011 t1_jaismlp wrote
Reply to comment by ZogNowak in Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
Only a alien would say that
JosephGordonLightfoo t1_jais04z wrote
Reply to Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
The father of the victim is named Freek Posthumus.
Rich1926 t1_jair26o wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
Space Mountain is back in business Bay Bay
throwawayyourfun t1_jaiqbkh wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
Woooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Audibibly t1_jaj2gh5 wrote
Reply to comment by Total-Caterpillar-21 in Heinz to give new boat to man who survived on ketchup while lost at sea by AlephNaughtPlusOne
A free boat is a free boat