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NinjaElectricMeteor OP t1_jaipept wrote
Reply to comment by dzhastin in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
And a politician named Tiny Cox, as wel as a Banking executive named Dick Kok
NickNash1985 t1_jaioaua wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
New York's hottest club is This Headline.
This place has everything.
cnn t1_jainpvf wrote
A pre-Hispanic mummy, estimated to be between 600 to 800 years old, was discovered in a food delivery cooler bag by Peruvian police over the weekend.
Police told CNN that the mummified remains were found with three men who were drinking in a deserted park in the Peruvian city of Puno on Saturday afternoon.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/28/americas/peru-mummy-puno-delivery-man-intl-latam/index.html
dzhastin t1_jainkk0 wrote
Reply to comment by KuhLealKhaos in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
The Dutch have weird names. There’s a famous Dutch scientist named BM Taco Monster.
GetlostMaps t1_jain7rb wrote
Reply to comment by amewingcat in Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
I saw one with the eye of a potato. And I took a photo with that same potato.
Greatlarrybird33 t1_jain74g wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
This feels like a chatgpt output.
GetlostMaps t1_jain2hk wrote
Reply to Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
They really don't educate pilots very well. Otherwise he'd know his eyes and brain are the least reliable instrument he has.
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Reply to comment by DangerStranger138 in Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
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YearPurple t1_jaimmcv wrote
Reply to comment by Robu-san in Libraries Attract More Visitors Than Movie Theaters Among Americans:2019 by tonymarkk
As an Indian student in US, the quality of city public libraries in the country was one of the most memorable facets of my American experience. At times, I enjoyed spending time in the city libraries more than in the university libraries. Admittedly, I lived only in college towns in East Coast and Midwest. So, they were perhaps not entirely representative of the country. But i truly appreciated the effort made by cities to have public libraries.
The town I grew up in India had a decent public library. Not a great collection, but for a young autistic kid like me, it felt like a heaven on earth. Every district town used to have a public library until early 1990s. Ironically, as the country became more affluent with economic liberalisation and privatisation, those district libraries declined.
I am rambling but Americans should not take their libraries for granted.
Enlightened-Beaver t1_jaimad4 wrote
Reply to comment by CuteCatBoy69 in Denmark to scrap public holiday to pay for NATO spending by Zhukov-74
u/luminarium is probably a Russian sympathizer
vBricks t1_jaim1zc wrote
Reply to Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Freek Posthumous. Amazing.
oddkoffee t1_jailsn7 wrote
Reply to comment by walter_2000_ in China accuses USA of abusing state power for banning TikTok on government devices. by ownmonster3000
naw man there’s no reason to ban it for the entire country. they aren’t gleaning any info about regular people that isn’t already collected/sold/traded by literally every other big company, and there’s value in the ability to exchange information and knowledge easily, even if you don’t like the platform. but it - just like facebook, or what’s app, or any other opt-in privately-owned information-collection program - shouldn’t be allowed on government computers. google/amazon web services are way harder to get away from [which is its own problem] but banning voluntary social media sites that aggregate personal info and log key-presses/voice data from state hardware is pretty easy.
DangerStranger138 OP t1_jailgc0 wrote
Reply to comment by likeasirjohn in Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
Sounds like you need to see an optometrist.
HarryHacker42 t1_jail5s2 wrote
Reply to comment by DrunkOnInfinity in 2 arrested in Lake Worth for organized scented candle theft ring by Cbsandifer
They were really putting an effort into stealing, burning the candle at both ends.
DangerStranger138 OP t1_jail4ry wrote
Reply to comment by doctorhino in Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
Biden's our president and is already holding hearings, bruh.
Why you letting Fox anger you over basic known facts.
DangerStranger138 OP t1_jaikw3l wrote
Reply to comment by WickieTheHippie in Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
Hence why the call by our military for investigations so we know how to assess if it's a threat or something benign we can observe and study
DangerStranger138 OP t1_jaikru6 wrote
HarryHacker42 t1_jaikmh9 wrote
Some person pointed out that real thieves NEVER take your scented candles, because they are a waste of money and have 0 resale value. The idea of specializing in shoplifting them seems really, really stupid.
DangerStranger138 OP t1_jaikinm wrote
Reply to comment by Esselon in Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
Navy Pilot also an engineer bruh. UAPs defying known physics
oddkoffee t1_jaiki2b wrote
Reply to comment by uberbewb in China accuses USA of abusing state power for banning TikTok on government devices. by ownmonster3000
just pay one neurodivergent zellenial line cook to convert the government to their personal linux set-up and no one will ever crack it.
DangerStranger138 OP t1_jaikcpz wrote
Reply to comment by orifice_porpoise in Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
Why shouldn't our government hold investigations on UFO sightings to assess if they are a risk to our nation or planet? We already are why would you want to suddenly stop just cuz we got eye witnesses in our military
DangerStranger138 OP t1_jaik1kg wrote
Reply to comment by ZogNowak in Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
>Anything in the air that you can't identify, is a UFO
If you can't identify the UFO how you gonna be so quick to rule out it ain't intergalactic explorers lol
Esselon t1_jaijkmv wrote
Reply to Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
This just in: Navy pilot unaware of the fact that other entities of the federal government are probably already trying to investigate random objects flying through the sky.
Esselon t1_jaipx9y wrote
Reply to comment by DangerStranger138 in Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
Doesn't really affect my point of his underlying assumption that there's nobody in the US government already looking into this. Somehow we've been hearing tales of UFOs for years and they've just been saying "oh it's just people seeing things."
Considering there's been recent declassifications of reports about government investigations into UFOs, I think we can safely say that this is being looked into.