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kangarooturd OP t1_jaibh4q wrote
He just loves his mummy!
amewingcat t1_jaib2hq wrote
Reply to Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
Pfff I saw a UFO with your eyes, that's way better
[deleted] t1_jaiakgi wrote
QuestionableAI t1_jaiaam4 wrote
Reply to comment by CatchingRays in Evers wants extended bar hours for Republican convention by imll99
you know, you might be on to something there
likeasirjohn t1_jaia7mf wrote
Reply to Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
Investigate my eyes Biden!!!
Professional-Head83 t1_jai9wcj wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
"I'm so hard!!!! Woooooooooooooooo!!!!!"
orifice_porpoise t1_jai9ul9 wrote
Reply to Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
“Biden needs to investigate this thing I saw in the sky several years ago”
doctorhino t1_jai9p5x wrote
Reply to Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
Fox news is such trash, they have to try to put Bidens name in every headline just to trigger people. The people who look at the site for hard news are reading propaganda the network itself doesn't even beleive.
ZogNowak t1_jai9k94 wrote
Reply to comment by Independent-Canary95 in Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
Yep. Any beings that are intelligent enough to be able to get here, are also intelligent enough to know not to bother.
CosmicGhostHound t1_jai9fae wrote
Reply to comment by thugdout in Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
Flair got nude and cornered a stewardess with his privates out until Goldust told him to stop.
Independent-Canary95 t1_jai9bkr wrote
Reply to comment by ZogNowak in Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
Why would they want to, lol. We are a mess.
WamBlamLufba OP t1_jai93bm wrote
Reply to comment by FloridaSon813 in Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
I need WOOOOOOOOOD!
ZogNowak t1_jai8ikx wrote
Reply to Former Navy pilot testifies that he witnessed UFOs with his ‘own eyes', calls on Biden to investigate by DangerStranger138
Anything in the air that you can't identify, is a UFO to you! There's no aliens visiting here, folks!
Professional-Head83 t1_jai8hpy wrote
That's because you don't have to pay $100 just to enter the library with your family and then buy snacks at 4x the regular price to be entertained. It's actually free!!!
rofopp t1_jai8hf0 wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
This seems like word salad generated by ShatGPT
thugdout t1_jai8de9 wrote
Reply to comment by CosmicGhostHound in Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
Do tell.
CuteCatBoy69 t1_jai874y wrote
Reply to comment by luminarium in Denmark to scrap public holiday to pay for NATO spending by Zhukov-74
Lol why? They're the victims.
RudeRepair5616 t1_jai70m5 wrote
PartRadiant1935 t1_jai7092 wrote
Reply to comment by surle in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Want eyes that are pink? Rub them after you fiddled the stink.
mgreene888 t1_jai6uhg wrote
I was in DC once in late Feb - it was 14 degrees F. I was walking the mall for exercise and wearing two layers, gloves, and a hat.
I saw tourist families out wearing t-shirts and shorts - smh...
gheiminfantry t1_jai6tss wrote
Um, I hate to throw water on this love-fest. They're counting the homeless who use the library for shelter.
RKPgh t1_jai68d7 wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
“Weeeeeeeeeeeeeed!”
BLACKdrew t1_jai64hw wrote
Reply to comment by wtfsafrush in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
if you know, you know
McPokeFace OP t1_jai5nfx wrote
ABC 10News spoke to a couple visiting from Georgia who spent their vacation dealing with San Diego’s wet weather.
"I just honestly thought it would be pretty skies and nothing but sunshine, but all this rain has got me totally obnoxious and totally freaked out," said visitor Maurice Crowder.
Glittering-Jello-935 t1_jaibx84 wrote
Reply to Evers wants extended bar hours for Republican convention by imll99
might as well legalize prostitution too