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mtvee t1_jai4bhq wrote
Reply to Heinz to give new boat to man who survived on ketchup while lost at sea by AlephNaughtPlusOne
No one wants a boat shaped like a giant tomato :/
Defiant-Peace-493 t1_jai3o3z wrote
Reply to comment by squarepeg0000 in Libraries Attract More Visitors Than Movie Theaters Among Americans:2019 by tonymarkk
Separate always gets me. And broccoli.
Incidentally, how many bookshelves does one require to become a personal library? Or do you have to have a door?
CatchingRays t1_jai3fw7 wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Evers wants extended bar hours for Republican convention by imll99
This is hilarious. I anecdotally can 'debunk' this.
I haven't drank soda in decades. I have the biggest balls my friends have ever seen. They nicknamed me "Manbag". BTW there is no advantage to having large testicles that I can tell. Well, besides the awe inspired in your friends.
TerenceFoldyHolds t1_jai37j9 wrote
Reply to Heinz to give new boat to man who survived on ketchup while lost at sea by AlephNaughtPlusOne
That's great if its true its a win - win! Great marketing and he gets a boat
Defiant-Peace-493 t1_jai2wo1 wrote
Reply to comment by imll99 in Libraries Attract More Visitors Than Movie Theaters Among Americans:2019 by tonymarkk
Unexpected, but not unwelcome.
SelectiveSanity t1_jai2u7u wrote
Reply to comment by CatchingRays in Evers wants extended bar hours for Republican convention by imll99
Science has proven that there's a perfectly valid reason to overindulge in soda. /s
luminarium t1_jai2hl6 wrote
When this is all over, I want to see Ukraine scrap its public holidays to pay for paying back NATO.
CatchingRays t1_jai2eww wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Evers wants extended bar hours for Republican convention by imll99
When you let people overindulge, they tend to ruin themselves. Like Americans with fast food & sodas. Or bears that have a huge supply of cocaine.
CosmicGhostHound t1_jai21ls wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
Can't think of Ric Flair the same after learning about the Plane Ride From Hell.
SelectiveSanity t1_jai20bc wrote
Reply to comment by CatchingRays in Evers wants extended bar hours for Republican convention by imll99
Further enabling their Karen like negative behaviors?
Buck_Thorn t1_jai1jo6 wrote
Looks like it jumped a couple of semi's before landing nose first in that ditch.
CatchingRays t1_jahzh3n wrote
Give it too them. What's the worst that can happen?
FelixVulgaris t1_jahzdbh wrote
Reply to comment by blahbleh112233 in Nebraska cheerleader competes alone at state competition after squad backs out: 'Proud of myself' by geekman20
Same here
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blahbleh112233 t1_jahyygc wrote
Reply to Nebraska cheerleader competes alone at state competition after squad backs out: 'Proud of myself' by geekman20
Not a dig at her but I'm kinda curious what shit went down for the entire rest of the squad to quit
CheerioJack t1_jahynnh wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
Ric Flair and Mike Ryson together? Now thats gotta be a killer interview.
GhostalMedia t1_jahxzv0 wrote
Reply to comment by Ground2ChairMissile in Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
40 year olds instead watched a lot of Ric Flair and played a ton of punch out.
app_generated_name t1_jahxxuf wrote
Reply to comment by AudibleNod in Replica ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ car involved in crash on the highway by AudibleNod
I think you can see them breaking during the show. Any one of the jumps they did would bend or outright break the cars frames.
moviestim t1_jahxjs6 wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
From Nature Boy to Nature Man
another_day_in t1_jahxalc wrote
Open until 4am
> “We don’t want a situation where people can’t have their dinner if it’s that late at night.”
GrandmaPoses t1_jahwj9i wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
"If you wanna be the man, you gotta beat the man. The man, in the latter half of my statement, being erectile dysfunction."
Biteysdad2 t1_jahwiho wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
He's already shilling ED products. It plays 1 to 2 times a commercial break on my local sports talk radio station. Can't hit that mute button quick enough.
shogi_x t1_jahwfhc wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
Just imagine lighting up with Mike Tyson, Rick Ross, Charlie Sheen, and Ric Flair to talk about boner pills.
SXOSXO t1_jai5692 wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
Woo!