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Justme100001 t1_jahvvlp wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
What a title, so much to unpack here...
QuestionableAI t1_jahvsvk wrote
Special privileges for special people.
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Reply to comment by BlueLightAlarm in Denmark to scrap public holiday to pay for NATO spending by Zhukov-74
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surle t1_jahugon wrote
Reply to comment by wtfsafrush in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Otherwise known as pink eye
Ground2ChairMissile t1_jahu94r wrote
Looks like the mountain finally got them.
keragoth t1_jahu3f7 wrote
"Well, right around that time, them old Duke boys was gettin' a lesson in airbag and seatbelt usefulness the hard way, down at the Hazzard County Hospital ER...."
Rude-Atmosphere-3969 t1_jahtuim wrote
Yee-not-so-haw.
Zingfodd t1_jahtfwc wrote
Maybe they haw-ed befored they yee-ed.
Illithilitch t1_jahse26 wrote
FloridaSon813 t1_jahsd7g wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
When you need a little “Woooooo” in the bed.
AudibleNod OP t1_jahs14l wrote
Reply to comment by Arigato_MrRoboto in Replica ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ car involved in crash on the highway by AudibleNod
That picture makes me irrationally angry. The driver door being open is an anathema to the show.
InternetPeon t1_jahry9u wrote
Reply to comment by Arigato_MrRoboto in Replica ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ car involved in crash on the highway by AudibleNod
OOOOOOH! I'm in "Hot Pursuit!"
I'm gonna cuff ya an' stuff ya!
AudibleNod OP t1_jahrun9 wrote
>The fire department said there were 308 “General Lees” built for the TV show and another 26 made for the 2005 movie.
They crashed so many cars during the original TV show they resorted to renting a helicopter and flew around looking for Dodge Chargers from the air so they could buy them from regular people.
A4S8B7 t1_jahrpwh wrote
They should of cut to a commercial
Arigato_MrRoboto t1_jahrlom wrote
Those Duke boys are at it again.
Ground2ChairMissile t1_jahqsrf wrote
Reply to Ric Flair to be the face of cannabis products for erectile dysfunction from Mike Tyson's weed company by WamBlamLufba
This reads like a Mad Libs for 50-year-old stoners.
chell0veck t1_jahonq4 wrote
I play dungeons and dragons at my library
paul-d9 t1_jahoeb2 wrote
Reply to comment by Heywhatsupitsmeguys in Police warn people not to engage with a man dressed as the Cookie Monster due to his history of 'troublesome behavior' by MillisaIsCool
A fellow person of culture
mooseman1776 t1_jaho6x0 wrote
Reply to Nebraska cheerleader competes alone at state competition after squad backs out: 'Proud of myself' by geekman20
For the first time ever I think a participation trophy is in order.
imll99 t1_jaho4kp wrote
This isn't Oniony. This is wholesome.
GrouchyGrotto t1_jahn30w wrote
Reply to comment by PerpetuallyLurking in Libraries Attract More Visitors Than Movie Theaters Among Americans:2019 by tonymarkk
Cool cool thanks. Time has been a total blur and I've mixed everything up now
Eis_ber t1_jahmh19 wrote
What were they planning to do, make Franken candles?
PerpetuallyLurking t1_jahlh65 wrote
Reply to comment by GrouchyGrotto in Libraries Attract More Visitors Than Movie Theaters Among Americans:2019 by tonymarkk
In 2020, not 2019. March 2020 is when the lockdowns in North America started, Europe was only a few weeks ahead, China only announced their outbreak late 2019.
So no, this is prior to all the COVID shutdowns.
Calamitous_Stars t1_jahkuxa wrote
Reply to comment by BlueLightAlarm in Denmark to scrap public holiday to pay for NATO spending by Zhukov-74
Eh, the bots got to me so I edited this to stop getting the notifications (sorry i didnt decide to care about war now that it's white people killing each other- i thought it was racist to suddenly care just because they're white)
[deleted] t1_jahwete wrote
Reply to comment by SpookyLilRaven in Libraries Attract More Visitors Than Movie Theaters Among Americans:2019 by tonymarkk
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