Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
wtfsafrush t1_jahip44 wrote
Reply to Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Why does he have vaginas on his eyes?
KuhLealKhaos t1_jahhebt wrote
Reply to Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
The real question is if he declared it. Food can be expensive to fly with and there's lots of restrictions for different places.
Also, Freek Posthumus is an unfortunate name
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_jahhb5t wrote
Reply to comment by GogglesPisano in Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
bUt wAs iT HUMAN mEaT?!
[deleted] t1_jahh8to wrote
[deleted] t1_jahh72t wrote
Reply to comment by Ahshalon_Tenisk in Nebraska cheerleader competes alone at state competition after squad backs out: 'Proud of myself' by geekman20
[deleted]
Ahshalon_Tenisk t1_jahgxuj wrote
Reply to Nebraska cheerleader competes alone at state competition after squad backs out: 'Proud of myself' by geekman20
she needs to win something just for showing up
GogglesPisano t1_jahg3jv wrote
Reply to Amsterdam murder suspect caught with bag of meat at Lisbon Airport, fueling cannibal rumor by NinjaElectricMeteor
Nothing to see here, just carrying a bag of meat onto an airplane, as you do.
GrouchyGrotto t1_jahdln2 wrote
Didn't covid close theaters?
DrunkOnInfinity t1_jahczle wrote
Reply to comment by GumpsDrillSargeant in 2 arrested in Lake Worth for organized scented candle theft ring by Cbsandifer
chef's kiss
GumpsDrillSargeant t1_jahcafj wrote
Reply to comment by DrunkOnInfinity in 2 arrested in Lake Worth for organized scented candle theft ring by Cbsandifer
Scentence
jjnefx t1_jahc9tc wrote
I smell a rat. A blueberry cheesecake scented rat.
Nice_Buy_602 t1_jahc3hm wrote
Reply to Bereft of love: Japanese people have lost 'romantic ability' leading to low birth, marriage rates, says politician by Dark_Delusion
I think this problem is manifesting among young people in industrialized countries around the world. The social systems we've all been raised in aren't conducive to raising families for huge swaths of us. I think Japan is just a little ahead of the rest of the world in recognizing and grappling with the issue.
CorruptasF---Media t1_jahc1bn wrote
More Americans went poop in one day than went to Taco Bell all year last year.
Although that may be a dependent variable.
TheKrytosVirus t1_jahblie wrote
Leslie Knope must be pissed.
DanYHKim t1_jahaq8a wrote
This website has totally shit ads
DrunkOnInfinity t1_jahaed0 wrote
Presumably they'll get a light sentence
Fluid_Mulberry394 t1_jahadlc wrote
I smell a rat here.
alwaysZenryoku t1_jah5hts wrote
Reply to comment by lunetick in Libraries Attract More Visitors Than Movie Theaters Among Americans:2019 by tonymarkk
Sure it is… they loan movies and video games out more than books…
PhyterNL t1_jah4tga wrote
Investigators simply followed the scent of vanilla, rose and lavender.
BlueLightAlarm t1_jah424k wrote
I’d swap a bank holiday for the knowledge that my NATO friends will protect me from Putin’s pathetic landgrab 🤷♂️
andreasdagen t1_jah2tc0 wrote
Looks like visiting the library once a day is counter as equal to 365 people going to the movies once a year
SpookyLilRaven t1_jah0xwe wrote
B- b- but IPhone gen z dumb no read books! /s
In all honesty, this is probably because theaters are dying. Been a long time since I’ve been in a packed theater.
Odd_Sprinkles7676 t1_jagz5cd wrote
Reply to Bereft of love: Japanese people have lost 'romantic ability' leading to low birth, marriage rates, says politician by Dark_Delusion
“Our people don’t got game anymore”
SabineLavine t1_jagz2aa wrote
I go to the library once a week, but I couldn't tell you the last time I went to a movie theater.
speedier t1_jahjhdi wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Nebraska cheerleader competes alone at state competition after squad backs out: 'Proud of myself' by geekman20
Well she is definitely leading the cheers. Usually she is a cheer follower stand in the back left corner.