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InternetPeon t1_jafbkzb wrote
Reply to Bereft of love: Japanese people have lost 'romantic ability' leading to low birth, marriage rates, says politician by Dark_Delusion
This is why we have the classical mating song Turning Japanese.
wtfsafrush t1_jafb200 wrote
zentribes t1_jafb1fm wrote
Reply to Bereft of love: Japanese people have lost 'romantic ability' leading to low birth, marriage rates, says politician by Dark_Delusion
OR the constantly rising cost of living has made us question our fundamental lifestyle e.g. starting a family and the cost of raising a child.
XueShiLong t1_jafaw1i wrote
Reply to Police warn people not to engage with a man dressed as the Cookie Monster due to his history of 'troublesome behavior' by MillisaIsCool
if he harasses people on the Santa Cruz Wharf, he'll end up swimming home.
InternetPeon t1_jaf7ac7 wrote
Reply to Police warn people not to engage with a man dressed as the Cookie Monster due to his history of 'troublesome behavior' by MillisaIsCool
If Adam Sandler doesn’t make a movie about this I will be truly disappointed.
yachtologist t1_jaf4nvr wrote
Reply to comment by Prionkiller in Woman arrested after threatening McDonald’s staff over curry sauce by Urgullibl
Article text: >Samantha Maughan, of Inchicore, Dublin 8, pleaded guilty to public intoxication and threatening, abusive and insulting behavior. A mother of three screamed threats at McDonald’s staff about their curry sauce, then became violent and tried to headbutt a garda. Samantha Maughan (27) was being taken into custody after lashing out over the curry sauce when she told a garda, "if you didn’t have that badge I’d kill you".
Beezel_Pepperstack t1_jaf4lwz wrote
Reply to The world is on track to overshoot 1.5 degrees of warming, so it's time to study reflecting sun away from the earth, says UN by Senior_Wrongdoer
Mr. Burns: "Excellent."
aesemon t1_jaf4h8a wrote
Reply to Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
Bet they were pontiacs.
pic-of-the-litter t1_jaf41m8 wrote
Reply to comment by defaultusername-17 in China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
They've also been considering a nationwide ban, but decided to just start with Gov't devices. The more you can say "evil bad china is spying on us" the more dipshits you can hoodwink into banning it universally. Regardless of how US based social media sites also spy upon us, sell our data, and cooperate with law enforcement to harass leftist movements and organizers.
GeneralNathanJessup t1_jaf3ojs wrote
Reply to comment by btross in New bill would eliminate Florida Democratic Party by oranjemania
You don't think Dems and GOP had a conference to agree to this, do you?
Of course not. It just happened. Because only one party can be racist at a time.
So before Nixon's Southern Strategy, the Dems were racist, after the Southern Strategy the GOP was racist. Nobody doubts this.
But it leads to some interesting conclusions, which I pointed out above.
Further anomalies are that George Wallace was both racist, and anti-racist, depending on the year. He was governor of Alabama until 1987.
bone_druid t1_jaf3ex5 wrote
Reply to Ohio train derailment: Buttigieg pens sharply worded letter to Norfolk Southern Railway by Logan_Mac
If biden is serious about making a play for reelection they need to address the pete issue. After the supply chain fuck ups, the airline snafus, now this, I can't take this administration seriously if they don't pull him off this job. He has repeatedly been advised as to what he can do as secretary but he's consistently too proud or too afraid to ever take any actions or change his attitude. At the very least they need to give him a job that's not critical infrastructure.
Conscious_Figure_554 t1_jaf2vn4 wrote
Reply to comment by LongBongJohnSilver in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
Circle of life
karnyboy t1_jaf2lwr wrote
Reply to China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
dafuq does a political person need tiktok for anyway, ban it.
If it didn't matter...why ask? Ffs China.
Rasta_Pasta_Mon t1_jaf2h30 wrote
Reply to comment by goddesstrotter in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
That’s the head shape of someone with severe FASD. Also causes poor impulse control.
Good job mom. Couldn’t go nine months dry.
PaddleMonkey t1_jaf235z wrote
We own nothing, and we’ll be happy with it.
burrito-disciple t1_jaf1xq0 wrote
Reply to China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
Don't they ban huge swaths of the internet out of fear?
DeerDiarrhea t1_jaf1cf8 wrote
Reply to comment by goddesstrotter in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
His head looks like a Weeble.
adawheel0 t1_jaf1853 wrote
Reply to comment by Theyos in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
Came here for this. It’s a classic Chipmunk technique. Those bastards steal all the bird food!
kenwongart t1_jaf14pl wrote
bstowers t1_jaf0xrn wrote
Is it just me or does this feel like the bullshit panic tech story of the week?
btross t1_jaf0pe3 wrote
Reply to comment by burrito-disciple in New bill would eliminate Florida Democratic Party by oranjemania
>The Southern Strategy by Nixon in the 1970's forced the Democratic Party to give up on racism
I gotta say, that's the first time I've seen that twist on "the Republican party turned to racism to recapture southern votes"
goliathfasa t1_jaf0orm wrote
20 day suspension without pay and if necessary the team will further punish in the future.
They’re waiting to see if the public kicks up a bigger shitstorm or if they can just brush this under the rug.
Prionkiller t1_jaf02fv wrote
American here, you guy's have curry sauce at McDonald's? For nuggets? Something else? Can't read the article because of a paywall.
WaytoomanyUIDs t1_jaezpe3 wrote
Reply to comment by assjackal in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
This was the unfortunate and inevitable result of a corporation outsourcing an important function to a 2nd corporation who then outsourced their call center to a 3rd who couldn't be arsed to train their agents.
Mrs_Magooo t1_jafc9t7 wrote
Reply to Police warn people not to engage with a man dressed as the Cookie Monster due to his history of 'troublesome behavior' by MillisaIsCool
Cookie Monster just hasn’t been himself since he went on his forced veggie diet. You’re not you when you’re hungry.