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arcxjo t1_jaezeur wrote
Joke's on you, Hank, I can't even afford to put enough gas in the tank for my car to make it down the driveway.
collimat t1_jaez8o3 wrote
Reply to comment by r33k3r in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
I have a sneaking suspicion that VW has some even more dubious history somewhere in the 1940s...
JimC29 t1_jaeyzo7 wrote
Reply to comment by Aporkalypse_Sow in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
Overall I agree. The problem is when people out on bail keep committing more crimes and keep getting released like this case.
Huge_Performer8213 t1_jaeyywe wrote
We’ll there goes my intent to buy an F150 lightning. This is DANGEROUS technology in the hands of a bad actor and such systems should never be introduced.
The84thWolf t1_jaeyqy1 wrote
Reply to Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
There’s needing glasses, then there’s this.
defaultusername-17 t1_jaeyqml wrote
Reply to comment by pic-of-the-litter in China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
literally only applies to government devices.
you're free to have it on your iphone if you want. this is about preventing a program with known backdoors onto devices that aught to be kept secure.
pretty ridiculous that this is even controversial considering that china does the exact same thing (and so much more) in regards to US based apps (like they're trying to threaten twitter with atm).
epi_glowworm t1_jaeyif4 wrote
Reply to Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
Is the average Dutch just naturally high?
thiscouldbemassive t1_jaeyfuf wrote
Reply to Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
Third arrests the charm, right?
defaultusername-17 t1_jaeyc83 wrote
Reply to comment by ChuckFeathers in China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
has nothing to do with immaturity.
it has everything to do with not allowing programs with known backdoors onto government devices.
you want to watch tiktok on your personal iphone? knock yourself out. you want to take that iphone anywhere near a SCIF? GTFO.
pretty simple really.
sunny_yay t1_jaewrwf wrote
Reply to China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
Damn, China trying to act tough but let’s see if they’re big enough to ask their citizens for honest feedback.
InternetPeon t1_jaewadu wrote
Reply to comment by ash_274 in Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
Can confirm - the planet Venus is now a smoking ruin on the side of the highway.
Frankiedafuter t1_jaew8pz wrote
Reply to VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
That’s another reason to buy American. German Companies are noting but heartless capitalists.
coolluck33 t1_jaevtwv wrote
People that kill & abuse animals rarely turn out good.
duglarri t1_jaeuzuu wrote
She's now started doing ads for her local grocery.
"This week- bananas! 50% off!" Slice.
burrito-disciple t1_jaeumds wrote
Reply to comment by GeneralNathanJessup in New bill would eliminate Florida Democratic Party by oranjemania
I feel like there was an attempt at a point being made here but I'm confused as to what that is.
Checks comment history
oooooh.
daporp t1_jaeubi3 wrote
Reply to VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
VW can locate your car "on demand" ? ...
burrito-disciple t1_jaetiey wrote
Reply to comment by tormunds_beard in New bill would eliminate Florida Democratic Party by oranjemania
Gaslight
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Theyos t1_jaeryu0 wrote
Reply to comment by goddesstrotter in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
He stores his stolen goods in his cheek pouches.
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pic-of-the-litter t1_jaerjzw wrote
"Public holiday? No no, we can't afford that. We have military industrial executives who need to make payments on their third superyacht."
Cetun t1_jaerdvp wrote
Reply to Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
What are the chances I'll get arrested twice in the same day?
Aporkalypse_Sow t1_jaer7n0 wrote
Reply to comment by JimC29 in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
That's what the no bail system is about. It gives judges and prosecution the ability to make these type of decisions based on each case. Instead of the mandatory crap from before.
This is a symptom of a new system that everyone expected to happen. If it wasn't for all of the deliberate liars trying to paint the no bail system as "criminals running the show", this wouldn't even be a story.
bstowers t1_jaezgcd wrote
Reply to China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
Yo, China, get down off the big ol' firewall before you fall and get hurt.