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Threedog7 t1_jaepmjf wrote
Reply to comment by TarryBuckwell in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
They are an ethnicity. And pulling this, "Isrselis can't do anything collectively against Palestinians because they're not a group!" Ain't the argument that makes you look good.
themanwhomfall t1_jaepb4b wrote
Brain by Ribbon Cook, anyone.
fgk55555 t1_jaep6fr wrote
Reply to China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
- Sent from across the great firewall
Itsnotmeitsyoumostly t1_jaeoxxx wrote
Reply to Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
Elementary my dear Watson.
nyc-will t1_jaeorb3 wrote
ADDeviant-again t1_jaeoqqb wrote
Reply to comment by TummyDrums in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
Ouch. Yeah, maybe.
Who knows. He looks sad and tired.
area_tribune t1_jaeoo0f wrote
Reply to comment by Rotsei in Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
Well, not MY anus.
Darnitol1 t1_jaeogp9 wrote
There are a few mentions of how time is kept on the moon in "Artemis" by Andy Weir. He does his research pretty well and is a pretty comprehensive researcher, so his ideas are probably worth consideration.
One way time is kept is through the use of "Earth Time," which is the time on Earth. Most residents of Artemis, the city on the moon where the story takes place, keep track of Earth Time so they can stay in sync with the rest of the world.
There is also a "Lunar Standard Time," which is a time zone that is based on the location of Artemis on the moon. This time zone is used by people who work in the moon's tourism industry and by some of the government officials on the moon.
Finally, there are also references to the use of "mission elapsed time" (MET), which is a system used by astronauts to keep track of the time since the start of a mission. This system is used by some characters in the book who work for the lunar mining company.
KapnKrumpin t1_jaeoe62 wrote
Neat, Warhammer 40k servitors!
[deleted] t1_jaenuhx wrote
Reply to comment by TummyDrums in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
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[deleted] t1_jaenhw2 wrote
Reply to comment by imanAholebutimfunny in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
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btempp t1_jaemd0s wrote
Reply to comment by CalculatedHat in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
It’s a bummer too, because their tbox (and other event) police scanner recaps are funny.
SelectiveSanity t1_jaem6dp wrote
Reply to San Francisco reparations panel on how it decided on $5M per Black person: ‘There wasn’t a math formula' by kangarooturd
I don't know about the formula, but I do know the outcome was predicted 20 years ago.
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...damn I'm old.
btempp t1_jaem4tr wrote
Reply to Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
Is he…shaped oddly? Like his head?
ash_274 t1_jaem01f wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Denmark abolishes public holiday to boost defense spending – DW by GlobalTravelR
Mega Bloks?
TummyDrums t1_jaelujr wrote
Reply to comment by ADDeviant-again in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
Honestly that empty look on his face with the 1000 yard stare, I've seen it plenty before. I imagine he's well below average intelligence.
sinorc t1_jaelldp wrote
Reply to comment by Sometimes_Stutters in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
4 total? What a fuckin hero
GrowinStuffAndThings t1_jaele2p wrote
Reply to comment by hypatiatextprotocol in China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
Eh, it's good training at least
[deleted] t1_jael8uz wrote
Reply to comment by Meanderingversion in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
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SelectiveSanity t1_jael6mc wrote
>While it does not mention the Democratic party's name, it would direct the Florida Division of Elections to "immediately cancel the filings of a political party, to include its registration and approved status as a political party, if the party’s platform has previously advocated for, or been in support of, slavery or involuntary servitude."
So....does this mean they're ok with politically disenfranchising any person or organization displaying a Tennessee Battle Flag?
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Skripka t1_jaejuqa wrote
Reply to comment by funkymonkeybunker in New bill would eliminate Florida Democratic Party by oranjemania
Ask states with unicameral legislatures if this actually happens. I’ll tell you from Nebraska, hell no it doesn’t.
Skripka t1_jaejnwx wrote
Reply to comment by 1feralengineer in New bill would eliminate Florida Democratic Party by oranjemania
New ones would form overnight with different names under the same center right and far right platforms.
funkymonkeybunker t1_jaeimok wrote
Reply to comment by meatmechdriver in New bill would eliminate Florida Democratic Party by oranjemania
One problem at a time my guy.
M00NGRAPHIX t1_jaeqy4h wrote
Reply to Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
A smudge on the lens????