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jl_theprofessor t1_jaeiiwx wrote
Reply to Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
Upon his arrest, he was quoted as saying "I just love breaking into cars!"
NOT000 t1_jaeiigb wrote
Reply to Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
drug habit to feed?
Infynis t1_jaeicjj wrote
Reply to Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
How long did he sit there watching totally stationary bird poop?
imanAholebutimfunny t1_jaei98x wrote
Reply to comment by open_door_policy in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
did you just mad lib yourself?
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Reply to Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
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GeneralNathanJessup t1_jaehtca wrote
Reply to comment by tormunds_beard in New bill would eliminate Florida Democratic Party by oranjemania
The Southern Strategy by Nixon in the 1970's forced the Democratic Party to give up on racism.
Sadly, this means FDR and Kennedy were racists, but we can't fight history.
Thankfully progressive Southern States like Alabama continued to have Democratic Governors as late as 2003, which means they only recently became racist. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Siegelman
And Arkansas only became racist in 2015 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Beebe
And Tennessee only became racist in 2011- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Bredesen
And Georgia only became racist in in 2003 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Barnes
And Mississippi only became racist in 2004 -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronnie_Musgrove
And Texas only became racist in 2006 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Richards
And Louisiana has been cured of racism it seems, because they have a Democratic governor - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bel_Edwards
Florida turned to the dark side in 1999 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddy_MacKay
Kentucky has been cured of racism - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Beshear
South Carolina became racist in 2003 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Hodges
North Carolina is free of racism - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Cooper
Virginia waited until 2022 to become racist - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Cooper
History is a stubborn thing, isn't it?
CoolmanWilkins t1_jaegr2n wrote
Reply to comment by JimC29 in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
The problem is that there is a lot of evidence that justice reform efforts being explored today do work in many ways, and are generally evidence based, but only go so far in a society that has trended towards becoming more economically and socially unequal.
It has generally been established that more unequal societies have more crime, and that much of the correlation comes from conspicuous consumption in an unequal environment. Altogether it is not surprising that many parts of the United States are currently on a path towards increasing crime rates.
Tonyhillzone t1_jaefog4 wrote
Shame it's not just the first five words of the title.
kazzin8 t1_jaeeucs wrote
Reply to comment by politelyreal in San Francisco reparations panel on how it decided on $5M per Black person: ‘There wasn’t a math formula' by kangarooturd
I get fox news is laughable but seriously...
CalculatedHat t1_jaeeqmh wrote
Reply to Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
CWBChicago is known to be misleading in order to oppose bail reform. I wouldn't count on them to tell the full story here.
meatmechdriver t1_jaeenzs wrote
Reply to comment by funkymonkeybunker in New bill would eliminate Florida Democratic Party by oranjemania
de facto parties would still exist under the guise of PACs
PM_ME_ASS_OR_GRASS t1_jaeem6y wrote
Do. Not. Fuck. With. Cats!
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_jaeedqv wrote
Reply to China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
Because it fries their brain and they don't turn into adults!
funkymonkeybunker t1_jaee2fr wrote
Reply to comment by 1feralengineer in New bill would eliminate Florida Democratic Party by oranjemania
Candidates would have to run based on thier career track record, current credibility, personal values, credentials, and proof they are actually qualified for the job.
We cant have that now. You understand. Right?
Unfair_Builder4967 t1_jaee1pe wrote
Reply to comment by funkymonkeybunker in New bill would eliminate Florida Democratic Party by oranjemania
Exactly. Then maybe they can actually represent their constituents not their party.
funkymonkeybunker t1_jaedpd7 wrote
Eliminate all parties... Make candidates run independently based in their career track record, current platform, values, and crediability.
passinghere t1_jaed9l7 wrote
kangarooturd OP t1_jaecson wrote
Reply to comment by Lex8P in ‘Biocomputers’ powered by human brain cells could be on horizon by kangarooturd
Welcome to The Matrix
Omnizoom t1_jaecpeh wrote
Reply to comment by AlvinAssassin17 in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Ya attempted rape at best but he didn’t physical rape her , as someone who was SA it bothers me when people call everything rape
LittleKitty235 t1_jaec9ts wrote
Reply to comment by baddfingerz1968 in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
"Once you pop you can't stop!!!" 🚗 💨<--------💀. 🚓 🚓 🚓
mia_farrah t1_jaec6ei wrote
Reply to comment by DoppelFrog in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
Aussie “chips”, known to us as fries
Therefore I assume the generic flavor, salt x fat
mia_farrah t1_jaec12u wrote
Reply to Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
Well it sound like it could have been the last chip, soooo
pic-of-the-litter t1_jaebwg5 wrote
Reply to comment by Quitari in Ohio train derailment: Buttigieg pens sharply worded letter to Norfolk Southern Railway by Logan_Mac
He can't do that, he needs to pad his resume for his next run for president!
LittleKitty235 t1_jaebvz9 wrote
Reply to comment by ohpee64 in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
In this case ol'block refers to engine block
[deleted] t1_jaeijim wrote
Reply to comment by assjackal in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
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