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pic-of-the-litter t1_jaebl14 wrote
Reply to China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
It's because TikTok is being used to educate and organize progressive and anti-establishment movements, proliferate news and ideologies that are a threat to US business interests, and expose corruption and malice within the US/western Hegemony. The kids are thinking too much, gotta ban the clock app!
EvenSpoonier t1_jaeb6tq wrote
Um... What's the Florida Republican Party's position on amending the Thirteenth Amendment to eliminate forced prison labor? Because I could see this bill backfiring really quickly depending on the answer.
pic-of-the-litter t1_jaeb694 wrote
Reply to comment by No-Assignment7129 in China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
Ah yes, "we'll prove we're more free by BANNING stuff", clearly you thought this through.
tormunds_beard t1_jaeazll wrote
Oh look another Republican pretending that the southern strategy didn’t happen.
LBIdockrat t1_jaeaw83 wrote
Reply to comment by hypatiatextprotocol in China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
Bahahahaha. Thats the point. I don't think its a flex at all.
Sometimes_Stutters t1_jaeatov wrote
Reply to Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
Oh yeah? One of my relatives got two DUIs in two different countries in one night.
1feralengineer t1_jaeaazb wrote
Thought experiment:
What would happen if they cancelled both parties?
godemperorcrystal t1_jae9z8u wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Denmark abolishes public holiday to boost defense spending – DW by GlobalTravelR
The asexuals I fink
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jae9rx5 wrote
Who's invading Denmark?
dip_tet t1_jae9je1 wrote
It’s the first time a Florida right winger has acknowledged slavery….they don’t want you to learn about it, though. Just praise jeebus or something
hypatiatextprotocol t1_jae9j8z wrote
Reply to comment by LBIdockrat in China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
Spending millions of dollars to pop a wealther balloon isn't the flex you think it is.
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i_should_be_coding t1_jae9de9 wrote
Reply to Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
My daughter did the same thing a few weeks ago on a drive. Asked me what was that little black thing that was ahead of us on the road. Was a bit of dirt on the windshield.
She's 6 and wears glasses, though. What's the cop's excuse?
QuintinStone t1_jae94g0 wrote
Absolute piece of shit.
rondonjon t1_jae94a4 wrote
Yes, because renaming buildings and removing statues is the same as suppressing your political rivals and by extension democracy itself.
No-Assignment7129 t1_jae8p9v wrote
Reply to China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
If China making fun of US over the app then US should definitely ban it. Don't act like Marty when called chicken and fall into bully trap.
LBIdockrat t1_jae8dz3 wrote
Reply to China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
In America we send F-35s after amateur weather balloons.
Do not test us on this.
ChuckFeathers t1_jae8b99 wrote
Reply to China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
Because most US adults are extremely immature..
passinghere t1_jae88ts wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Cyclist suspended after killing San Marino minister’s cat with air rifle by Zou-KaiLi
Maybe dragged behind a squad of very energetic, long distance, cat loving cyclists by the rope around his ankle...(without stopping for many many miles).... Have a real passionate hatred for anyone that harms a fucking cat
Edit... I hope I managed to stay within the rules "about keeping it civil" as I would have loved to expressed my views on this in far deeper depth as a long time cat lover (50+ years of being owned by my various feline master and mistresses)
QuestionableAI t1_jae888k wrote
Reply to China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
Dear China,
Meh.
Signed,
All of us
Citizen-Kang t1_jae7juu wrote
Reply to Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
The heart wants what the heart wants.
jayfeather31 t1_jae7j93 wrote
Reply to China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
Funnily enough, trying to exploit the culture war as a wedge is exactly what I'd do as China in this situation.
The_Fiddler1979 t1_jae7c7c wrote
Reply to comment by r33k3r in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
2014 what the actual fuck
peter-doubt t1_jae71v5 wrote
Uh, consider what the internet has revealed about the typical human brain.... and how stupid one can get it to act.
This is not a good thing!
politelyreal t1_jaebp60 wrote
Reply to San Francisco reparations panel on how it decided on $5M per Black person: ‘There wasn’t a math formula' by kangarooturd
Why is this sub suddenly becoming just Fox News? Lol