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Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jae6tjx wrote
suspended from biking or a rope around his ankle?
wwarnout t1_jae6pxa wrote
Reply to China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
Says the country with a completely free and open policy on all media content - NOT
mindlessgonzo2 t1_jae6lfp wrote
Reply to Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
"Sorry, officer. Force of habit."
mindlessgonzo2 t1_jae6i54 wrote
Reply to China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
I rather have my data exploited for financial gain by an American company.
AndroChromie t1_jae6fxf wrote
Just when prayers are most needed...
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jae6br1 wrote
Reply to comment by moeriscus in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
So an Oreida commercial
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chell0veck t1_jae5wo2 wrote
I relish in the suffering he will experience from the tsunami of internet hate
Vanoi t1_jae5r97 wrote
Reply to comment by MOS95B in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
"People we paid bottom dollar fucked up"... "Sorry"
FastProcess t1_jae5hjh wrote
Reply to comment by MOS95B in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
It was Glenn's fault. Damn-it Glenn!
KingArfer t1_jae5fp7 wrote
People this stupid should never handle a weapon of any kind
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goinmobile2030 t1_jae5cvc wrote
Reply to comment by A2now in Ohio train derailment: Buttigieg pens sharply worded letter to Norfolk Southern Railway by Logan_Mac
And you won't.
Rkenne16 t1_jae58os wrote
Reply to China mocks TikTok ban on US government devices, asks why 'top superpower' fears 'young people app' by DarkNite166
Data tracking I assume brosive lol
peter-doubt t1_jae4yfy wrote
Reply to comment by ADDeviant-again in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
He's offended that cops want to take away his profession!
Katana1369 t1_jae4vv9 wrote
He'd have an hard time riding a bike after I tested my bat on his knees.
HarryHacker42 t1_jae3s46 wrote
Reply to comment by ADDeviant-again in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
You want food, drugs, or whatever. You have no job. You know breaking into cars gets it. You do that. Its like a squirrel attacking the birdfeeder despite the owner shooting at him. Its not like the squirrel knows to stop, he just keeps going with his drive for food.
ohpee64 t1_jae30w1 wrote
Reply to comment by ISISstolemykidsname in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
This is correct, you're a chip off the ol' block.
Mk1fish t1_jae2utp wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in What time is it on moon? Europe pushing for lunar time zone by kangarooturd
Thank you.
ohpee64 t1_jae2r23 wrote
Honestly, half the people I have seen lately would be lucky to boot up a calculator watch.
Bubbagumpredditor t1_jae1oct wrote
Make it Greenwich mean time on the whole moon and be done. Time zones don't make much sense when the days are 2 weeks long.
passinghere t1_jae1lb8 wrote
Reply to comment by ADDeviant-again in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
Or a combination of both, bad decision making to let himself succumb to his compulsion and not to walk away this time
Bubbagumpredditor t1_jae1hm0 wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in What time is it on moon? Europe pushing for lunar time zone by kangarooturd
Moons haunted.
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